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cosmetic gynocology
Envy wrote: i am more of a california redwood. Dec 09 05 11:55 am Link Envy wrote: would that be the batcave?!? Dec 09 05 12:01 pm Link Envy wrote: sending a space shuttle into space. Dec 09 05 12:02 pm Link maybe you need a bigger hotdog instead of a smaller hallway? Dec 09 05 12:03 pm Link UdoR wrote: You know entirely too much on that subject, Udo.... Dec 09 05 12:04 pm Link after some careful thought on the matter of labial modification I've come to the following conclusion...... I just don't understand what all the flap is about?? ;-) no.. wait... what's the big flap over gynoplasty?? Dec 09 05 12:30 pm Link Ian Weintraub wrote: twats that what you say???...i have an ear infucktion and c*nt hear a word you say. Dec 09 05 01:00 pm Link DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote: What can I say... I am a fan... Dec 09 05 01:02 pm Link Ok the secert is now out. This is the reason God created masking tape. Dec 09 05 01:12 pm Link UdoR wrote: but it takes a skilled man to become an expert connoisseur...*licks own eyebrows* Dec 09 05 01:16 pm Link I prefer the clean look versus the chewed up bubble gum look. Dec 09 05 01:18 pm Link This is a subject that could only have ever been started by a man....They are just so absolutely fascinated with female parts... how would they ever survive without them to think of and talk about?...their life would be so empty lmao *Rolls eyes* Should be Penile surgery ..."Why" Answer = because it's where most men's brains are located... Well thats the general opinion of most Dec 09 05 01:24 pm Link Ugh, some of those after pictures just look odd. Dec 09 05 01:26 pm Link BCG wrote: Totally agreed, I... oh... wait... what's that on my shoulderblade *reaches around with my tongue and licking a crumb off my back*... hmmmm... cookie dough, wonder how that got there... Dec 09 05 01:26 pm Link connie linguist...didnt she marry phil latio?!? Dec 09 05 01:30 pm Link Ew. After seeing the ones on that page, my labia just experienced a total ego boost. Dec 09 05 03:00 pm Link nyx wrote: mwhahahahaa! Dec 09 05 03:28 pm Link ok, I am not clicking on any of those links b/c I'm at work and I don't want to get fired. But I thought that surgery was mainly for ...um, porn star type chicks whose stuff got all streched out from ...um..wear and tear. Right? Dec 09 05 03:30 pm Link adrienne of Zswana wrote: Not these, they seem to have some sort of problem where their genitals resemble a sideways duck. Dec 09 05 03:34 pm Link nyx wrote: In that case- glad I didn't click. Dec 09 05 03:40 pm Link nyx wrote: Mine too..... in fact I never realy though I had an atractive Vag untill this thread. Dec 09 05 04:03 pm Link Not to burst your bubble ladies, but... the chewed up bubble gum look is the hottest, ahhhhh Don't you just love it when you can chew on it while you're down there... and pull stretch it and then release so that it springs back and makes that sound... OMG, big labia is the best  Dec 09 05 04:11 pm Link MarkMarek wrote: Ok MM, you like those flappy boobs and the flappy labia to match! *barf* Dec 09 05 04:13 pm Link adrienne of Zswana wrote: Combine it with the flappy rear entrance and you got the picture Dec 09 05 04:17 pm Link adrienne of Zswana wrote: Think more along the lines of roadkill, but worse. Dec 09 05 04:20 pm Link ya know, I can understand looking at your eyes and wishing they were a different color, or thinking that you wanted/needed larger/smaller breasts, or maybe getting a mole removed from somewhere, but I have just never looked or worried about my crotch so much as it seems some folks have their crotches. I often wonder about guys who feel that something was "taken" from them when they're circumcised, again, get over it, it's just a dick, for cris' sake. So this kind of falls in the same area to me, how long did the first woman who did this stare at her labia (not an easy thing to do, I would figure) and think, "If only my labia were smaller, I'd be SOOOO much hotter and happier." Sheesh....oh well, I guess if it makes you happy and no one else was harmed in the process, then go for it, but then, when the procedure is done, pay attention to something really important in your life, like world peace, starvation, education....no you know what, better yet, don't, cuz you'll be the person who wants to solve the problem with some labiaplasty or some other equally shallow solution.... Great friggin' sweet jesus, get a life Dec 09 05 08:23 pm Link nyx wrote: Reminds me again why I'm gay ;-) Dec 09 05 08:35 pm Link Wow. That's something special. You know I once read an article that talked about female pissing contests, where women have labias with such a high level of elasticity that they could stretch them into a shape to guide the pee where they wanted it to go. That's when I decided I very much like my vagina the way it is. Dec 09 05 08:43 pm Link Lavette wrote: They were called males. Dec 09 05 08:51 pm Link Brandon Smith wrote: Well, Brandon, I don't have a problem with you being gay... Dec 09 05 10:14 pm Link UdoR wrote: good one LOL Dec 09 05 10:17 pm Link UdoR wrote: but the sideways ducks are really pissed off about being compared to female human genitalia... I think I hear them coming, softly quacking their discontent, little webbed feet stomping the ground...contemplating getting duck footplasty to have better feet than the other ducks Dec 09 05 10:22 pm Link Rick Edwards wrote: Just wait until they see the bill after...... Ok so I must be tired to come up with a pun like that..... Dec 09 05 11:14 pm Link Brandon Smith wrote: LMFAO Dec 10 05 03:09 pm Link OMG this has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read!!! You guys crack me up! I do have a question though.... I'm wondering how all of these chicks came to the conclusion that their snatches weren't lookin "good enough?" I mean you have to wonder...did more than a few guys go down there and turn away in disgust (BESIDES the green one...that was just wrong)? Or did these chicks just spent way too much time with a mirror between their legs? Inquiring minds wanna know? Dec 11 05 11:13 am Link nyx wrote: Then they don't need masking tape...but duck tape. Dec 11 05 11:27 am Link Toria wrote: Maybe the extra ten inches of skin was getting wet when they went to the toilet Dec 11 05 11:30 am Link Toria wrote: i would guess than this is a "when size matters too much issue" Dec 11 05 11:30 am Link BCG wrote: Could this be a female version of penis envy? Dec 11 05 01:50 pm Link i wonder if this "problem" is the equivalent to a female silverback gorilla?!? Dec 11 05 01:59 pm Link |
