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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , all Kentuckians, Tennesseans AND West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes âVERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 6. it's not his "CRACK" you see peeking out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE".
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
Deacon Blues wrote: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , all Kentuckians, Tennesseans AND West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes âVERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 6. it's not his "CRACK" you see peeking out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE". Now all they need to do is figure a way for the LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY to comfortably spoon the PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.
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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
- Phil H - wrote:
Now all they need to do is figure a way for the LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY to comfortably spoon the PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.
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Skipshots
Posts: 13421
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Deacon Blues wrote: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , all Kentuckians, Tennesseans AND West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes âVERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 6. it's not his "CRACK" you see peeking out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE". This is all you can find to do on your BIRTHDAY?
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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
Newstart Photography wrote:
This is all you can find to do on your BIRTHDAY? i'm waiting for it to be 5 o'clock somewhere.
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Jellokittie
Posts: 10029
Tampa, Florida, US
I'm horizontally accessible! Ummm... I'm accessible in a number of other directions, too...
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Skipshots
Posts: 13421
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Jellokittie wrote: I'm horizontally accessible! Ummm... I'm accessible in a number of other directions, too... means nothing without pics
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
Deacon Blues wrote:
i'm waiting for it to be 5 o'clock somewhere. It's nearly 9.00pm here . . . . need any further reason?
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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
- Phil H - wrote:
It's nearly 9.00pm here . . . . need any further reason? nope *cracks beer* i just needed a little push - thanks for that Phil!!!
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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
Jellokittie wrote: I'm horizontally accessible! Ummm... I'm accessible in a number of other directions, too... start driving north then. bring your bass. we'll get naked and look at each other's "axes".
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