Lady - JADE wrote:
Heh? I'm confuzzled too...

hi jade!

BallisticPenguin Studio wrote:

hi jade!

yous got mail

Deacon Blues wrote:
it sux when things get gone like that.  i got up this morning afternoon and half my brain cells are missing.

anybody seen 'em?

/hijack

they showed up at my door this morning...i told them to go home.  but i gave em some milk and cookies before they left

BallisticPenguin Studio wrote:

they showed up at my door this morning...i told them to go home.  but i gave em some milk and cookies before they left

thanks reed.  i'm a farged up hung over asshat right now.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deacon Blues wrote:

thanks reed.  i'm a farged up hung over asshat right now.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you better be!

Deacon Blues wrote:

thanks reed.  i'm a farged up hung over asshat right now.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to see you followed my instructions.

Newstart Photography wrote:

Glad to see you followed my instructions.

to a T.  drank for 13 hours straight.  my daughter drank me under the table.  she told me that she ordered a rolex for me b-day, but it hasn't arrived.  she mighta just been drunk talkin, but she is way too generous.

Deacon Blues wrote:

to a T.  drank for 13 hours straight.  my daughter drank me under the table.  she told me that she ordered a rolex for me b-day, but it hasn't arrived.  she mighta just been drunk talkin, but she is way too generous.

...you have a daughter?

Deacon Blues wrote:

thanks reed.  i'm a farged up hung over asshat right now.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You never learn!!

lol

BallisticPenguin Studio wrote:

...you have a daughter?

yep.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=581815

Deacon Blues wrote:

yep.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=581815

i think the top of my head just flew off...might have something to do with the shotgun in my mouth!  holy crap deac!

Newstart Photography wrote:
Don't blame the man, Jen. He was following my instructions.

I feel like I have the headache hangover.  I only had one drink yesterday but jesus my heads got its own beat goin on!

BallisticPenguin Studio wrote:

i think the top of my head just flew off...might have something to do with the shotgun in my mouth!  holy crap deac!

she's just as sweet as she looks too.  incredible model, incredible person.  she has a new b/f who i met last night.  she's in love and thinks he may be the one.  i've NEVER seen her interact with any guy she's ever been with the way she does w/ him.  *crosses fingers*

Jen_T wrote:

I feel like I have the headache hangover.  I only had one drink yesterday but jesus my heads got its own beat goin on!

My head always marches to a different drummer. Hope you get to feeling better. I KNOW you won't agree to marry me while your head aches.

Newstart Photography wrote:
Don't blame the man, Jen. He was following my instructions.

that's right Jen baby.  I was under strict orders from someone 20 years my senior.  I was told to obey and respect my elders.  so i did.  boy did i ever.  i remember almost nothing, so mission accomplished!!!

Newstart Photography wrote:

My head always marches to a different drummer. Hope you get to feeling better. I KNOW you won't agree to marry me while your head aches.

lol, even if my head doesnt ache you still know the answer.

roflmao.

Jen_T wrote:

I feel like I have the headache hangover.  I only had one drink yesterday but jesus my heads got its own beat goin on!

Deacon Blues wrote:

she's just as sweet as she looks too.  incredible model, incredible person.  she has a new b/f who i met last night.  she's in love and thinks he may be the one.  i've NEVER seen her interact with any guy she's ever been with the way she does w/ him.  *crosses fingers*

She is beautiful.

Newstart Photography wrote:

She is beautiful.

thanks.  i'm a very proud papa.

Jen_T wrote:

lol, even if my head doesnt ache you still know the answer.

roflmao.

But... well damnation. You ain't off the hook yet, girly. I'll keep on keeping on.

Deacon Blues wrote:

Newstart Photography wrote:

But... well damnation. You ain't off the hook yet, girly. I'll keep on keeping on.

lol

Deacon Blues wrote:

she's just as sweet as she looks too.  incredible model, incredible person.  she has a new b/f who i met last night.  she's in love and thinks he may be the one.  i've NEVER seen her interact with any guy she's ever been with the way she does w/ him.  *crosses fingers*

*crosses fingers too*
















*then cries in corner*


just kidding best of wishes to the two of them!   and you too proud papa!

Deacon Blues wrote:

thanks.  i'm a very proud papa.

Easy to see why.

BallisticPenguin Studio wrote:
they showed up at my door this morning...i told them to go home.  but i gave em some milk and cookies before they left

Deacon Blues wrote:
thanks reed.  i'm a farged up hung over asshat right now.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

least he didnt bury them (the braincells) in his shitter

- Phil H - wrote:

BallisticPenguin Studio wrote:
they showed up at my door this morning...i told them to go home.  but i gave em some milk and cookies before they left

least he didnt bury them (the braincells) in his shitter

the jury's still out on that one.  at least i didn't hug the shitter.  there were a few times i thought i was close to barfing, but i drank my way throught it.  my g/f made me a huge breakfast at 4:30 this morning before we went to bed and had teh monkey sex.  both helped.

Deacon Blues wrote:

the jury's still out on that one.  at least i didn't hug the shitter.  there were a few times i thought i was close to barfing, but i drank my way throught it.  my g/f made me a huge breakfast at 4:30 this morning before we went to bed and had teh monkey sex.  both helped.

Theres worse things you can do when drunk than hug the shitter. like waking up next to a dog, that last night ya could have sworn was a fox.

Hell, when ya think about it, theres some drunks, where nothing in the world feels as comforting as that touch of cold porcelain on your cheek

- Phil H - wrote:

Theres worse things you can do when drunk than hug the shitter. like waking up next to a dog, that last night ya could have sworn was a fox.

Hell, when ya think about it, theres some drunks, where nothing in the world feels as comforting as that touch of cold porcelain on your cheek

lmao COYOTE UGLY!!!

- Phil H - wrote:

Theres worse things you can do when drunk than hug the shitter. like waking up next to a dog, that last night ya could have sworn was a fox.

Hell, when ya think about it, theres some drunks, where nothing in the world feels as comforting as that touch of cold porcelain on your cheek

for real!  i've spent many a night over the course of my 30+ years of drinking with my head just dangling in the bowl and woken up in the same sopt the next morning.  there is comfort in that cool porcelain..........

Deacon Blues wrote:

the jury's still out on that one.  at least i didn't hug the shitter.  there were a few times i thought i was close to barfing, but i drank my way throught it.  my g/f made me a huge breakfast at 4:30 this morning before we went to bed and had teh monkey sex.  both helped.

showoff!

BallisticPenguin Studio wrote:

lmao COYOTE UGLY!!!

did i ever tell anyone that i only have one arm today?

BallisticPenguin Studio wrote:

showoff!

funny reed, that's exactly what she said after her 8th orgasm.......

Deacon Blues wrote:

funny reed, that's exactly what she said after her 8th orgasm.......

ok i'm not talking to you anymore....


ok i am


ok i'm not


alright....fucker!

BallisticPenguin Studio wrote:

ok i'm not talking to you anymore....


ok i am


ok i'm not


alright....fucker!