Glamour Boulevard wrote:

I tried to TELL you not to actually hit send when you typed it out! SOME dares aren`t meant to be carried out!
sheesh

It was an accident. The phone rang, I clicked the return key, and it was too late!

CO_Charlie wrote:
My wife gets versions of the Moroccan and Soshanna almost every month or so. These guys have been on the net longer than i care to remember, or at least versions of the same sad email.

You're wife is a very lucky lady.
You should watch her closely.

CO_Charlie wrote:
The closer the online community you socialise in, the more you'll find out that just about every other model you know gets the same one too.

Thus the purpose of the thread + entertainment.

CO_Charlie wrote:
I really hope no one takes these seriously, lol

As I said Im on the next flight to morocco so I can wear bad fashion and live in a desert, I don't know about the rest of you though. Keep waiting patiently! Your "future husband" will mail you soon, until then hang tight!!

Soshanna wrote:
Well the weird thing is that he sent it to my private email which I'm not sure how he found it. I've had others...


...

Hey, I’m not trying to offend you so please don’t be offended by this. I recently placed this ad on a casting website. I’m trying to meet someone normal for a mutually beneficial “arrangement.â€? I recently got out of a long term relationship and the last thing I’m looking for is someone clingy and too attached. I work long, hard hours during the week and have custody of my 2yr old son on the weekends leaving me little to no time. I’m really not looking for any of the headaches, mind games, or drama of the conventional relationship. So far, everyone I’ve met was either addicted to drugs or looked like the stripper type, which I’m not looking for. I’ve had little luck finding someone. If you have any interest in this, just let me know.  Again, sorry if you’re taking this the wrong way.  Thanks.



Jimmy

Yea Ive gotten those too.  Weird.  they stopped when I moved out of Cali though, which Ie weirder because I didn't change my email.  the paragraph and everything is the same, just the name is different.  Got them once a month for about 9 months, then when I moved they stopped.

K R eepy!

David Moyle wrote:

So you're implying there is something wrong with ugly, balding, fat, middle-aged men?

Some that I've seen around at malls  I swear belong in zoos... and locked up... LOL

.: Klaudia :. wrote:

Hahaha!
Me and my "middle aged" boyfriend were joking about depends last night.

Someone prepare me for a nursing home.. I'm 31... LOL

Susi wrote:
I get tons of great emails on myspace...why just this morning I got this one (cutting and pasting text):

hi susi how are you doing/you look nice today, you got any kids? can you cook?how can you be single as cute as you are?susi im as real as they get, and a hard worker, would like to chat with ya sometime..........

MYSPACE IS AWFUL.
I cant even check my message without half being rediculous boys trying to find dates.
I'll open my myspace account right now ....

*
Jus' wanted to see what's peace
How are you doing young lady.You look GOOD-but-looks can be decieving,so I asked.I sent you this message not only because you are online,but to ask how you are as well.
Return when you Recieve,
A Friend
*

... Huh? Ok whatever. NEXT!

*
Hello Klaudia,

I hope you had a wonderful St. Valentine's Day. I was gonna send you some flowers, but they were behind this really tall fence (I guess to keep the deer out (deer like eating flowers)), which of course I didn't have any trouble climbing over, but then this big German shepherd doggie came tearing around the corner of the house, and naturally the fence impeded my egress, so then my next idea was to send you some of the flowers that my roommate in the hospital had (he had tons, and anyhow what was he gonna do with them in his condition (he was deceased)), but the nurse caught me and they took all the flowers away (also the body) and then moved me to the basement, from which I'm typing this little note with the hand that isn't all bandaged up.

Now that you know how devoted I am, won't you please be my friend?

--Ron Hughes
*

Ok that be all for now.

Phil Kimpton wrote:
That's why I suggest to people I know to hide their online status.

That's good advise however I dont even HAVE anykind of Chat.
There is no way I would venture down that path.

I guess when I log into Myspace once a week to see who has been sending me what a little graphic shows that I am currently logged in? There must be a way to deactivate that, though I don't know it.
NOTE - This is not an invitation to "chat" This means I am busy trying to go through my contacts as quickly and efficiently as possible. I can't believe people have time on their hands to send messages out to strangers for no reason at all or with lame objectives! They could be doing so much better things, like, type in forums !! Yes.

.: Klaudia :. wrote:

That's good advise however I dont even HAVE anykind of Chat.
There is no way I would venture down that path.

I guess when I log into Myspace once a week to see who has been sending me what a little graphic shows that I am currently logged in? There must be a way to deactivate that, though I don't know it.
NOTE - This is not an invitation to "chat" This means I am busy trying to go through my contacts as quickly and efficiently as possible. I can't believe people have time on their hands to send messages out to strangers for no reason at all or with lame objectives! They could be doing so much better things, like, type in forums !! Yes.

Phil Kimpton wrote:
Actually Klaudia there is a way to hide your online status on myspace..

Go into account settings and choose "privacy options"  see screenshot...

You can select to hide your online status.


 

Whoah! Thanks!
Im so not tech savy.

Soshanna wrote:
HAHA that's a great one -- actually its relatively cute lol

here's ONE of my fav's - not sure if its really fan mail or just creep spam


_____________________________
Soshanna, are you interested in coming to Miami if expenses., etc are covered? Please let me know & will send you an offer.

Sincerely,
Mick
_______________________________
My response: Can you please send more details? Thank you.
_______________________________
His response:

Soshanna, nice to hear back from you & now bear with me as I explain my offer...

I  am currently in Miami Beach relaxing before I depart for Europe almost
every month where I have apartments in London & Paris. Last year for the 4
months of Jan-July 2004 I flew over 100,000 miles and some of the locations
I have visited include UK, France, Spain, New Zealand, Africa, United Arab
Emirates, The Balkans & NY. Last summer I was in France, Italy,
Greece, Amsterdam & Germany....In Sept returned to Miami after 3 week trip
to Balkans &  London from ....In early Oct I spent 2 weeks in London again &
Dubai.....In Nov spent 10 days in Paris & The Balkans...Well you get the
idea?!.....Hope to spend time in Miami Beach assuming the hurricanes stay
away as meanwhile it is...sunny, warm....beautiful weather....

I find the experiences of different cultures, environments & dynamic situations
exciting & stimulating from both pleasure & growth perspectives.

I am approaching you since you might welcome these opportunities & experiences in your life.
If you are interested in my offer please provide your photos & personal data when you
respond. Knowledge of foreign language (s) will be a plus but not required.
HONESTY IS REQUIRED ON BOTH OUR PARTS. Activity could involve everything
from relaxing weekend on Miami Beach to international travel. I am a 42yo
handsome, single, white American gentleman (5'8",155lbs, hazel eyes & brown
hair) with an active life & seek a discrete, private & confidential young &
beautiful (inside & out) female travel companion to join ME from time to
time as it fits "our" schedules. I am not seeking prompt action and we
will get to know each other by email, then phone, etc well before ever meeting.

For the right girl this could be viewed as a paid vacation that could lead
to other opportunities ( I know many interesting people) & both parties MUST
treat the other with MUTUAL RESPECT! If you are not interested then perhaps
you have a girlfriend that might be interested & I am open to hearing from
her. Please understand that I realize that this approach is unusual and that
I am taking a risk. I extend this in good taste & I thank you for your time.
If you are interested please direct me to your photos, etc.
Meanwhile thanks for your time and open-minded attitude!

Good Lord! Not all this nonsense again!

prb wrote:
Good Lord! Not all this nonsense again!

Again?

Soshanna wrote:
Well the weird thing is that he sent it to my private email which I'm not sure how he found it. I've had others...


...

Hey, I’m not trying to offend you so please don’t be offended by this. I recently placed this ad on a casting website. I’m trying to meet someone normal for a mutually beneficial “arrangement.â€? I recently got out of a long term relationship and the last thing I’m looking for is someone clingy and too attached. I work long, hard hours during the week and have custody of my 2yr old son on the weekends leaving me little to no time. I’m really not looking for any of the headaches, mind games, or drama of the conventional relationship. So far, everyone I’ve met was either addicted to drugs or looked like the stripper type, which I’m not looking for. I’ve had little luck finding someone. If you have any interest in this, just let me know.  Again, sorry if you’re taking this the wrong way.  Thanks.



Jimmy



I'm looking for an attractive female between the ages of 18-25 in need of financial assistance for college tuition, rent, bills, etc. I own a financial brokerage firm in OC and would be interested in hiring the right girl as an "outside sales consultant". You will be added to my company's payroll at $1000-$1500 every two weeks, wages depend on your availability. In return, I ask for maybe 2-3 hours of your time a week. Please, tell me about yourself, what times/days you will be available, your likes/dislikes, and attach a picture. I'm 28, fit, attractive.

Jimmy should have placed an ad on craigslist under erotic, lol

.: Klaudia :. wrote:
Occasionally I get Fan Mail sent to my booking mail account.
Requests for a signed picture or simply a "hello" are quite sweet and expected normal however now and then I get some pretty odd ones.

as follows;

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

dear future wife,
iam a moroccan citizen,my name is hicham,i have 33 years old,i read u profile and i decide to send u this message for making a stronge
relationship cause iam single and very interested to be u man and more
also
u
are very welcome here in morocco,i invite u,i wait u answer soon,take
care,my hot kisses and thank u.
add me to: **(email erased for protection)**
iam waiting for u news,i will love u deeply.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Im on the next flight.
- Klaudia



Care to Share yours?

omg Klaudia, you should go for it...... he sounds so HOTT!

Alan from Aavian Prod wrote:
I did Jimmy Kimmel Live a while back and I was holding a stunt dog on the show.  They made the dog out to be mine.

I got a number of fan letters after the show.  For me the one that took the cake was the guy who asked if I could send him a picture of the dog with a paw print on the back.

Strange requests go with the business!

That's awesome.
What did you do if anything ...

.: Klaudia :. wrote:
That's awesome.
What did you do if anything ...

What did I do?  I am a singer/songwriter.  Jimmy Kimmel showcased my first album.

I sang a song titled "My Best Friend" which was, of courst about my dog.  He has passed away shortly before the show so they gave me a stunt dog to hold in his stead.

I would write more about it.  Being a featured guest on national TV was a lot of fun, but I don't want to hijack your thread.

Alan from Aavian Prod wrote:

What did I do?  I am a singer/songwriter.  Jimmy Kimmel showcased my first album.

I sang a song titled "My Best Friend" which was, of courst about my dog.  He has passed away shortly before the show so they gave me a stunt dog to hold in his stead.

I would write more about it.  Being a featured guest on national TV was a lot of fun, but I don't want to hijack your thread.

No no no, Go Ahead!
Did you then borrow the standin dogs paw to autograph pictures?
If you don't want to hijack my thread start your own although I don't mind, really.