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Catalog Sex!
Having waaay too much time on my hands, I was wondering about the subject of cataloging sex on a scale of 1 to 10: 10 - The very best sex you've ever had! Both parties had equal participation and commitment toward mutual satisfaction. 9 - A keeper for the memories. 8 - Great partner. Kept your toes curled the whole time! 7 - Ideal partner, more interested in your satisfaction than their own. 6 - Nice to have. Partner give good effort in pleasing you. 5 - Middle of the scale sex. More toward the "I could go either way". 4 - Your there, but mostly to please your partner. Could take it or leave it. 3 - Not in the mood, but will 'go along with it', if it doesn't take too much time. 2 - Rough sex. Partner very selfish. Using you like a masterbation toy. 1 - Rape! Fearful of your life. Just damn glad you survived to tell about it. Ok, these are my numbers, where do you fit into the range of numbers? Hopefully no one has had #1 sex, but ya never know. I'm not looking for a specific number, but a range. I realise this may pertain more to women than men, but, please feel free if you want to answer. Thanks. Mar 07 06 07:33 pm Link I think your #2 is mislabelled. "Rough Sex" may be desired by both partners. Perhaps referring to it as 'masturbating with a living sex toy" fits your concept better. Mar 07 06 07:41 pm Link i agree with the comment about number 2..... but.... 1-10 have all been on my list in the last year Mar 07 06 07:49 pm Link Thanks for the replys so far. I've revised #2, so perhaps it fits the list better. Mar 07 06 07:57 pm Link waaaait a minute... this "Catalog Sex" isn't about Victoria's Secret at ALL. i've been had. Mar 07 06 08:29 pm Link I've been the recipient of all 10. I've probably been the instigator of 2-10 at least once. But I would like to hope I hover in the 6-9 area. Idunno, you'll have to ask my wife. Mar 07 06 08:47 pm Link For the last 7 years, it's been #10 all the way. That's why it's so hard to leave, what if I get stuck with a 5 or below, OMG, I would DIE! Mar 08 06 01:38 pm Link I'm replying to set this thread back up to the top. I was hoping for a ton of messages, but perhaps if more see this thread, more will give their thoughts. Don't be bashfull! Mar 11 06 09:17 pm Link Dudley Watson wrote: Wouldn't a better thread be: "Who would like to engage in numbers 9 or 10?? While we'll all settle for 5 or 6, an 8 will do and who'd like to??" Mar 11 06 11:24 pm Link Jayne Jones wrote: Wouldn't a better thread be: "Who would like to engage in numbers 9 or 10?? While we'll all settle for 5 or 6, an 8 will do and who'd like to??" I am truly sorry about your bad memories. I did have some thoughts about including the lower numbers, but believe life can be hard at times, and hopefully, I wouldn't bring up unsetteling memories. Perhaps something like this happens more often than most of us realise. Mar 12 06 12:05 am Link more than you ever wanted to know about me: I have a condition called vulvar vestibulitis which makes sex very painful. It goes in cycles of a a few months at a time. Lately it's been really bad so we've been avoiding sex. But the other night we decided to give it a shot and try some new things that would minimize the pain, and DAMN! it was really awesome. Just wanted all of MM to know that I went from having no sex for 2 months to having awesome sex. Mar 12 06 12:24 am Link Dudley Watson wrote: Rough sex is number 2? For some you could equate that with 9. ::raises hand:: Mar 12 06 09:34 am Link My wife's toes once curled during sex - but we had forgotten to take off her pantyhose. Mar 12 06 09:45 am Link I must say I have been fortunate enough to never have below a 7. Although #4 isn't such a bad thing to some, some people enjoy being unselfish *cough**me**cough* Probably why its always been 7 or better! Mar 12 06 09:52 am Link |