MarkMarek wrote:
There sure is something fishy about it when a female says "I'm thinking"

Oh good, a response to my situation.

Nocturnity wrote:
You should.........

Go to an enemy's house.  Break in. Shove hair down all their drains.  Put gum in their shoes.  Use their toothbrush to scratch your buttcrack then put it back.  Pour bleach in their plants.  Teach any and all birds around their house to sing "I love cherry cola and sex" at 4 in the morning.

Either that or just sleep all day.

Cool ideas.  I don't have enough hair, though.

William Coleman wrote:

Cool ideas.  I don't have enough hair, though.

Shave their pet, use that hair.

Nocturnity wrote:
You should.........

Go to an enemy's house.  Break in. Shove hair down all their drains.  Put gum in their shoes.  Use their toothbrush to scratch your buttcrack then put it back.  Pour bleach in their plants.  Teach any and all birds around their house to sing "I love cherry cola and sex" at 4 in the morning.

Either that or just sleep all day.

Remind me to never piss you off.

Tim Hammond wrote:

Remind me to never piss you off.

-grins- Sorry, i cant help myself sometimes

Nocturnity wrote:

-grins- Sorry, i cant help myself sometimes

All capital ideas, I must say. Maybe can incorperate them into my unborn collage.

Nocturnity wrote:

Shave their pet, use that hair.

Never would have thought of that.  Brilliant.  Thus, you get hair for the drains and your enemy gets bald pets.  I admire your ingenuity and deviousness.

Tim Hammond wrote:
Sounds like an experimental self portrait night to me.

I was fearing the same. Candles and slow shutter speed, here I come.

William Coleman wrote:

Never would have thought of that.  Brilliant.  Thus, you get hair for the drains and your enemy gets bald pets.  I admire your ingenuity and deviousness.

I felt kinda bad saying that.  I might hate people but i love animals.  Thankfully shaving the animal wouldnt hurt it.  If someones an animal person like me, they could always take a polaroid of the shaved pet, leave it to where the person could see it, and then take the poor hairless creature home and put a sweater on it

Nocturnity wrote:

I felt kinda bad saying that.  I might hate people but i love animals.  Thankfully shaving the animal wouldnt hurt it.  If someones an animal person like me, they could always take a polaroid of the shaved pet, leave it to where the person could see it, and then take the poor hairless creature home and put a sweater on it

One could buy cheap wigs.  They're probably harder to get out of drains than real hair, anyway.

But sleeping all day is good, too.

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
can I say meth!  Stimulants anyone!

You people need some more oxygen! 


I would put a bumper sticker on their SUV sayng 'Osama Bin Ladin rocks'

Oooo and fill their closets full of turbans, take pics of that and said bumper sticker and turn it into the Pentagon -giggles-