That you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

That all the cool print sizes you cannot buy paper or frames for?

That you don;t necessarily have to eat corn to see corn?

That everything isn't made like Rubbermaid?

They say Elvis is dead, yet he is everywhere?


It's all a consipracy!

Why is there no ham in hamburger?

Is it true that hot dogs don't have dogs in them at all?

Why is it called the freeway when you still have a speed limit?

The shit never hits the fan...