Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Epic Threads of MM

Model

Jessyka Ann

Posts: 10660

Hyannis, Massachusetts, US

And the thread where a model got to a shoot to find the photographer in his boxers... and later walked in on him whackin' it.  She left, after waiting for her CD, and then came on the forums to talk about how scared she'd be.  That one was pretty good.

AH YES! I remember that one!

Feb 02 09 10:25 pm Link

Model

egyptmachine

Posts: 11365

El Paso, Texas, US

Noir Ame wrote:
The QuintessentiallyPreppy topic and the Princess Emily topics. big_smile

Oh, and the fugly topic was pretty epic too. tongue
https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=403782

this one is the best ever, like ever ever

Feb 02 09 10:38 pm Link

Photographer

Chris Addams

Posts: 1242

Pittsfield, Massachusetts, US

I'm going to have to say that the thread about girls pooping definitely committed the ultimate act of blasphemy.

Girls do not poop. I would like to maintain that state of denial.

And as another slap in the face, the words "poop" and "chili" were mentioned in the same sentence.

I had trouble finishing my chili after that. I was sad.

Feb 02 09 10:49 pm Link

Model

egyptmachine

Posts: 11365

El Paso, Texas, US

Chris Addams wrote:
I'm going to have to say that the thread about girls pooping definitely committed the ultimate act of blasphemy.

Girls do not poop. I would like to maintain that state of denial.

And as another slap in the face, the words "poop" and "chili" were mentioned in the same sentence.

I had trouble finishing my chili after that. I was sad.

gag

Feb 02 09 10:53 pm Link

Photographer

Chris Addams

Posts: 1242

Pittsfield, Massachusetts, US

I did.

And to top it off, I'm trying to fix my car so I can shoot with her again.

I am such a tool.

Feb 02 09 10:58 pm Link

Model

N i c o l e- Alter Ego

Posts: 4857

Miami Beach, Florida, US

moey. (or Obsessed Magazine)

Feb 02 09 11:01 pm Link

Photographer

Mr and Mrs Huber

Posts: 5056

Santa Rosalía, Baja California Sur, Mexico

OMFG . ..  where's the original "no escorts thread... " . . .  and...  dammit.. I can't remember them... the one where the gal would post the "best of MM". . .  sort of like "an art museum" . . .

Feb 02 09 11:37 pm Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

Skydancer wrote:
Nothing can beat the legacy of the original "Why do some photographers insist on no escorts?" thread from years ago... now locked and hidden. Pretty sure it was the longest running thread in MM's history.

Locked, not hidden:
https://www.modelmayhem.com/po_big.php? … 7501&page=

That's the thread where Alton the incestuous child pornographer started his 2 year stalking grudge against me.

Feb 02 09 11:47 pm Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

It's a shame so many of the truly great threads are hidden.

Anyone know what happened to the one by the lady who screwed a photographer because she thought he could get her a Victoria's Secret contract and then tried to cry "rape"?

Feb 02 09 11:51 pm Link

Photographer

NaturalLightPhoto

Posts: 603

Salt Lake City, Utah, US

there were times when there will be epic threads once a week, at least.

MM has gone stale. sad

Feb 02 09 11:58 pm Link

Model

Sarah Jean C nudes

Posts: 7237

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, US

I must say the anonymous letter thread is my fav. but then again I've been on MM less than a year....

Feb 03 09 12:20 am Link

Makeup Artist

Ms Eryka

Posts: 3923

Inwood, New York, US

Black
By
Injection
!
!
!




/thread

Feb 03 09 12:32 am Link

Model

jessicax84

Posts: 112

Seoul, Seoul, Korea (South)

Feb 03 09 01:14 am Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

jessicax84 wrote:
Try this: https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=304536

Oh hell, I forgot that one lol

Feb 03 09 01:15 am Link

Model

Alisyn Carliene

Posts: 11756

San Bernardino, California, US

that epic thread about sugar daddies and sugar babies and how it was considered prostitution big_smile

Feb 03 09 01:27 am Link

Model

CagedGypsy

Posts: 23953

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

tereyn wrote:
that epic thread about sugar daddies and sugar babies and how it was considered prostitution big_smile

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … 255&page=1

Feb 03 09 02:04 am Link

Photographer

Mr and Mrs Huber

Posts: 5056

Santa Rosalía, Baja California Sur, Mexico

seriously... the original escort thread....

Feb 03 09 02:08 am Link

Photographer

Curt at photoworks

Posts: 31812

Riverside, California, US

Photon Mechanic wrote:
seriously... the original escort thread....

No doubt about it!

https://photoworks.ws/images/funny/no_escort.jpg

Feb 03 09 02:19 am Link

Photographer

Curt at photoworks

Posts: 31812

Riverside, California, US

The "MM Photographer killed on cold blood" thread was priceless. Can't find the thread.

It was started by "Monica on set"

Here's the first paragraph:
One of our fellow MMers Jim AKA photo-op was shot and killed this evening.
He was not only one of the finest photographers I have ever met but he was also my
boyfriend. Some of you had gotten to know him, and some of you may not.
For those of you who didn’t know him well I’m going to give you a brief bio.
He was a in the military in the early 90’s His service weighed heavy on his soul.
After serving he became a priest. He taught Sunday school to adults for many years.
He left the priesthood after having an argument with the bishop. The argument was
over the fact he wanted to teach the bible not the religion, and the bishop didn’t
want him teaching anything that conflicted with the church.

Feb 03 09 02:31 am Link

Photographer

Curt at photoworks

Posts: 31812

Riverside, California, US

Caradoc wrote:
I can't find the epic thread to end all epic threads about the photographer who'd asked the model if he could "relieve himself" in front of her at the end of the shoot.

And he outed himself in the thread.

And here is the sentence that started it all!

..i then wrote back requesting her permission to manually relieve myself at the end of our next shoot...

Feb 03 09 02:37 am Link

Model

CagedGypsy

Posts: 23953

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

OMG. I went through that escort thread and found my first two posts on the same thread. I was reading some of my posts and I was so damn nice. I kept refering to Melvin as Mr. Moten. People were so nice to me. I remember having a lot of ambitions... then I found Off Topic neutral

This was how I introduced myself to the Model Mayhem forums.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … ost2007172

Feb 03 09 03:28 am Link

Photographer

Brian Ziff

Posts: 4105

Los Angeles, California, US

"PAPARAZZI found me in the club sad"

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=395228

Feb 03 09 03:56 am Link

Photographer

Brian Ziff

Posts: 4105

Los Angeles, California, US

oh, and just because it took me so fucking long to write...this one:

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=405617

Feb 03 09 04:12 am Link

Model

N i c o l e- Alter Ego

Posts: 4857

Miami Beach, Florida, US

SLE Photography wrote:
It's a shame so many of the truly great threads are hidden.

Anyone know what happened to the one by the lady who screwed a photographer because she thought he could get her a Victoria's Secret contract and then tried to cry "rape"?

it was called Bad Experience with a Perv

she's still on here and ALWAYS posting some bullshit bashing photographers in her area.  her profile still links to the now hidden trainwreck.  (don't ask me why she links it, especially since no one can see it...)

roll


i was gonna name that thread too but didn't for other reasons.....

Feb 03 09 05:11 am Link

Photographer

Caradoc

Posts: 19900

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

Curt Burgess wrote:

And here is the sentence that started it all!

..i then wrote back requesting her permission to manually relieve myself at the end of our next shoot...

Yeah. That was up there with the jackass who outed himself in every thread that someone complained about a photographer who called models "whores," "strippers," and "talentless amateurs" if they didn't reply to his original e-mail/PM.

Feb 03 09 05:20 am Link

Model

N i c o l e- Alter Ego

Posts: 4857

Miami Beach, Florida, US

i remember the late night rant from the chick that said that black models (mainly glamour models) should stop trying to get over with their figure just because they failed to "push away from the table and stop eating their grandma's cornbread" and "having too many babies". (welfare babies if i'm not mistaken)


somehow she figured a mob would rally with her.  hmm



and somehow she even forgot she had glamour-type images in her port.  poorly done, but still glamour....

Feb 03 09 05:25 am Link

Model

CagedGypsy

Posts: 23953

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

I found me one of those Epic threads and stuff. big_smile

here
https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … 5564&page=

Feb 03 09 05:53 am Link

Model

N i c o l e- Alter Ego

Posts: 4857

Miami Beach, Florida, US

CagedGypsy - off duty  wrote:
I found me one of those Epic threads and stuff. big_smile

here
https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … 5564&page=

i was wondering when someone would list a CAP thread......   i kept checking....

Feb 03 09 05:59 am Link

Model

N i c o l e- Alter Ego

Posts: 4857

Miami Beach, Florida, US

i'm sorry but

https://deephousepage.com/smilies/jerkit5.gif

still pwns.....

Feb 03 09 06:08 am Link

Model

Ashley Graham

Posts: 26822

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

damn where did that urheartz thread go. Thats the one that got me brigged

Feb 03 09 06:22 am Link

Model

Kristen Interrupted

Posts: 1420

Manchester, New Hampshire, US

Chris Addams wrote:
I did.

And to top it off, I'm trying to fix my car so I can shoot with her again.

I am such a tool.

mad

tongue

Feb 03 09 06:30 am Link

Model

N i c o l e- Alter Ego

Posts: 4857

Miami Beach, Florida, US

AB Young wrote:
damn where did that urheartz thread go. Thats the one that got me brigged

lol, so many of her threads are locked lol

Feb 03 09 06:34 am Link

Model

Ashley Graham

Posts: 26822

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

NDiva wrote:

lol, so many of her threads are locked lol

lol I just remember all of us but her getting brigged and me going bat shit crazy with cams about it

Feb 03 09 06:37 am Link

Photographer

Yves Duchamp - Femme

Posts: 24436

Virginia Beach, Virginia, US

AB Young wrote:
damn where did that urheartz thread go. Thats the one that got me brigged

NDiva wrote:
lol, so many of her threads are locked lol

And the party that Ebby threw for the release of all the folks that got taken down was locked AND hidden.

mdiva

That shit was epic.






Also,... bulljive models and buffalo plaid.

Feb 03 09 07:02 am Link

Photographer

Chick Habit

Posts: 12022

Columbus, Ohio, US

Feb 03 09 07:14 am Link

Model

nexiste plus

Posts: 7077

Boston, Massachusetts, US

I remember an epic thread i started in site related. I'll try to find it. It was about the ABSOLUTE WORST amateur porn I've ever seen on MM. Everyone was rolling...

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … 6634&page=

although its not as funny now that you cant see the profile we were talking about

Feb 03 09 07:18 am Link

Photographer

Chick Habit

Posts: 12022

Columbus, Ohio, US

CagedGypsy - off duty  wrote:

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … 255&page=1

OMG.....

OMG....

OMG....


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Feb 03 09 07:33 am Link

Photographer

Chick Habit

Posts: 12022

Columbus, Ohio, US

NDiva wrote:

it was called Bad Experience with a Perv

she's still on here and ALWAYS posting some bullshit bashing photographers in her area.  her profile still links to the now hidden trainwreck.  (don't ask me why she links it, especially since no one can see it...)

roll


i was gonna name that thread too but didn't for other reasons.....

I believe her profile has to be fake.

Feb 03 09 07:45 am Link

Model

J O A N N E

Posts: 2362

Derby, England, United Kingdom

This thread may turn out to be an epic thread! Some of the stuff I'm reading is insane!

Feb 03 09 07:53 am Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

NDiva wrote:
it was called Bad Experience with a Perv

she's still on here and ALWAYS posting some bullshit bashing photographers in her area.  her profile still links to the now hidden trainwreck.  (don't ask me why she links it, especially since no one can see it...)

roll


i was gonna name that thread too but didn't for other reasons.....

Chick Habit wrote:
I believe her profile has to be fake.

Yeah.  Given the other crap she posts all the time I think so too.

Feb 03 09 07:59 am Link