There is another thread here about photographers jerking off in the editting room.
I was wondering what is wrong with said photographers.
I mean come on, Why wait?
Isn't live better than photos?
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Click, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Click.

Would save you some time, would probably be better (it is live not memorex!) and besides, since we also have models that sleep with photographers for better pictures, you might actually get a bit of help that way.....


the above comment was made as humor. If you can not see the humor and need to flame, then I suggest you seek counselling. If you follow the advice in my post, then you definately need counselling.

hey- that was supposed to be our secret........LOL

Would save you some time, would probably be better (it is live not memorex!) and besides, since we also have models that sleep with photographers for better pictures, you might actually get a bit of help that way.....
 
  If the models are sleeping with the photgraphers then they don't need to jerk off - they should already be relaxed

PS. I like how you now put disclaimers on your posts but that takes away all the fun from the forums

Some of the reasons which it might not be a good idea are as follows.

The model could point out the funny discolorizations on your unit.
The model might have a dna kit where she gets a sample.
The model might take said sample and spread it around with ill intent.
The model would then frame you for crime never committed.
The model's lawyer would argue it was you based solely on DNA evidence.
The model could use said semon to impregnant a race of weirdo GWC's to take over the planet and infest sites like this one.
The model and your offspring could go to court to seek child support for the army of clones, test tube babies, or turkey baster babies.
The model's escort might get aroused and then you will find yourself being friendly with a shackle carrying,  gun toating,  6' 6" linebacker who wants to come in the backdoor.
The models escort could have a digital camera hidden in his shoe and expose you to the world as the nut job that you are.

Maybe more later.