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Kade Madina wrote: hahahaha
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^hehehe, awkward!
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Epic trolling by Blood Ninja (I can't be the only one who knows about him). He goes into chat rooms to cyber with people, then just fucks with them bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: f*ck, am I hard now.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/arod-f … ies,18320/ Sports News in Brief A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series October 24, 2010 | ISSUE 46â¢42 ARLINGTON, TXâTen years after signing a record $252 million contract to play baseball in Texas, third baseman Alex Rodriguez finally delivered for the Rangers by leading the franchise to its first-ever World Series. "A-Rod came up big for us this entire series, all the way up until the last out," Rangers manager Ron Washington told reporters during a postgame press conference, saying that the Rangers would have had no chance of beating the New York Yankees without Rodriguez's remarkable performance at the plate. "It was a long time coming, but you have to give the guy credit. He was the Rangers' MVP, no question." Washington added that seeing Rodriguez take Texas to the World Series was one thing, but A-Rod almost single-handedly beating the Yankees was "extra sweet." Related Articles: * Pirates Want Everyone In Pittsburgh To Stop Staring At Them 06.21.09 * Home Depot Criticized For Pledging $10 Billion To American Cancer Society For Every Padres Home Run 06.15.06
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My contribution, a personal favorite Also, SaraCrazyChild wrote: Pure Visions Photograph wrote: That's not nice. But I still laughed my head off. Especially when I realised I actually know this person. Lord, she is going to hate finding out that people have gone onto her facebook page and grabbed images. It's been a viral picture for a long time.. it's everywhere.. http://www.tineye.com/search/df43dfe4a6 … order=desc Just sayin
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ckhd Photography
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-Nicole- wrote: Epic trolling by Blood Ninja (I can't be the only one who knows about him). He goes into chat rooms to cyber with people, then just fucks with them Is this the guy that does the "wizard hat and robe"?
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ckhd Photography wrote: Is this the guy that does the "wizard hat and robe"? Yes!
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-Nicole- wrote: Yes! I remember that stuff from about 10-15 years ago. Cracked me up, especially when he'd get the same girl multiple times.
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ckhd Photography wrote: I remember that stuff from about 10-15 years ago. Cracked me up, especially when he'd get the same girl multiple times. Damn, I just found out about him last year. I wonder if he still trolls! bloodninja Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14 Aight. bloodninja Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14 I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14 Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja Me too baby. BritneySpears14 I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14 Hey... bloodninja I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14 Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14 You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14 Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja Baby? ----- BritneySpears14 Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14 I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14 Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14 I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14 What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA Oh **** BritneySpears14 I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA Oh **** eminemBNJA damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Madison, Wisconsin, US
Caperucita Roja wrote:
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-Nicole- wrote: Damn, I just found out about him last year. I wonder if he still trolls! bloodninja Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14 Aight. bloodninja Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14 I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14 Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja Me too baby. BritneySpears14 I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14 Hey... bloodninja I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14 Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14 You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14 Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja Baby? ----- BritneySpears14 Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14 I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14 Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14 I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14 What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA Oh **** BritneySpears14 I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA Oh **** eminemBNJA damn I gotta write down your names or something
OMFG I read this today-and looked BloodNinja up. When I got home tonight I had my fiance read some of these.... He laughed hard enough that he almost lost consciousness, and was drooling and crying
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Black and Blue wrote: OMFG I read this today-and looked BloodNinja up. When I got home tonight I had my fiance read some of these.... He laughed hard enough that he almost lost consciousness, and was drooling and crying Just tell me you read the ghostbusters one!!!
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JohnCharles wrote: Some heavy language, but I lol'd
Aww he just needed a friend... lol
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Black and Blue wrote: OMFG I read this today-and looked BloodNinja up. When I got home tonight I had my fiance read some of these.... He laughed hard enough that he almost lost consciousness, and was drooling and crying There's some pretty good ones, I remember looking them up the first time and just LOLing my ass off.
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JohnCharles wrote: What kind of kitty is this? An ocicat?
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Amanda J Photography wrote: Alright, that's hilarious
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Not sure what kind of kitty sorry...a cool kind that's for sure! Amanda J Photography wrote:
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