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misszara

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Aug 02 11 09:52 pm Link

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Instinct Images

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The story about how the California Condo was saved from extinction is really cool. But those are UGLY friggin birds!!!

Aug 02 11 09:55 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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Instinct Images wrote:
The story about how the California Condo was saved from extinction is really cool. But those are UGLY friggin birds!!!

Ha ha

What do you think the most beautiful bird is?

Aug 02 11 09:57 pm Link

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Done and Gone

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Chiredzi, Masvingo, Zimbabwe

Jules NYC wrote:

Ha ha

What do you think the most beautiful bird is?

Wood ducks are amazing with all the iridescent colors. Seagulls fly pretty but are butt ugly up close. Bluejays have great lines, sort of a WWII fighter plane look to them. Hummingbirds are beautiful, held one in my hands once.

Chickens are pretty all golden brown and sitting on a plate at the table!

Aug 02 11 10:09 pm Link

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GK photo

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twern't a condor. you'd know if it was. they look like a feathered 747 with a bfugly cockpit.

Aug 02 11 10:11 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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Michael L. wrote:

Wood ducks are amazing with all the iridescent colors. Seagulls fly pretty but are butt ugly up close. Bluejays have great lines, sort of a WWII fighter plane look to them. Hummingbirds are beautiful, held one in my hands once.

Chickens are pretty all golden brown and sitting on a plate at the table!

I used to collect bird figurines as a kid and had a Wood Duck, hee hee.

I like birds of prey, esp. the Great Horned Owl, but each bird has a particular 'face and eyes'.

Try to dismiss the dipshits that filmed this, but look at the eyes!  Wow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxGXtDGt … re=related

This is amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAz1L8DlvBM

Some finches are incredible to draw... so many colors

Aug 02 11 10:20 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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New York, New York, US

GK photo wrote:
twern't a condor. you'd know if it was. they look like a feathered 747 with a bfugly cockpit.

Their heads are pretty hard to look at, ha ha

http://franklin-notsofrankly.blogspot.c … -bird.html

ha ha

Aug 02 11 10:24 pm Link

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Done and Gone

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Chiredzi, Masvingo, Zimbabwe

Jules NYC wrote:

I used to collect bird figurines as a kid and had a Wood Duck, hee hee.

I like birds of prey, esp. the Great Horned Owl, but each bird has a particular 'face and eyes'.

Try to dismiss the dipshits that filmed this, but look at the eyes!  Wow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxGXtDGt … re=related

This is amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAz1L8DlvBM

Some finches are incredible to draw... so many colors

Sweet, I forgot about owls. Owls rule. One day hiking in the foothills in Mendocino County CA I saw a Golden Eagle that we inadvertently startled take flight no more than 15 feet in front of us. He dropped his dinner and glided downhill until he had enough speed to gain elevation. Just a little while later we heard crows and decided to go take a look. They were harassing a Great Horned Owl that was perched at the base of a branch high up in a tree. They wanted to kill it (owls eat crow eggs and baby crows) but the owl was huge and stood his ground. The crows knew that the first one to actually attack was dead meat and possibly a few of them would go down. So they just fucked with it and kept their distance.

Aug 02 11 10:27 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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Michael L. wrote:
Sweet, I forgot about owls. Owls rule. One day hiking in the foothills in Mendocino County CA I saw a Golden Eagle that we inadvertently startled take flight no more than 15 feet in front of us. He dropped his dinner and glided downhill until he had enough speed to gain elevation. Just a little while later we heard crows and decided to go take a look. They were harassing a Great Horned Owl that was perched at the base of a branch high up in a tree. They wanted to kill it (owls eat crow eggs and baby crows) but the owl was huge and stood his ground. The crows knew that the first one to actually attack was dead meat and possibly a few of them would go down. So they just fucked with it and kept their distance.

Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oqPWISuC2Y

We can learn a lot from nature.
Good way to handle people that piss you off, ha ha

Nice to have a buddy drop in too:)

Aug 02 11 10:31 pm Link

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Done and Gone

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Chiredzi, Masvingo, Zimbabwe

Jules NYC wrote:

Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oqPWISuC2Y

We can learn a lot from nature.
Good way to handle people that piss you off, ha ha

Pretty much like that, the size difference was a bit more dramatic. Still, an owl has superior armament.

There are two interesting breeds of birds that I enjoy watching in Bellingham. I call them "Parking Lot Crows" and "Parking Lot Seagulls". These birds survive off of the bags of Chinese food to go that humans carelessly toss aside and other bits and dabs. Instead of living in nature, they hang around in parking lots. What is fun is watching a gull try to stand it's ground against a murder of crows. Crows will gang up, seagulls don't seem to have this social skill yet. But they are usually larger and pretty mean spirited when attacked. So, the skirmish starts and the gull begins gulping down as much as it can force into it's mouth as the crows come from all sides. Sometimes the gull eats everything and flies away, sometimes the crows chase him off and first ones in gulp it all down. It always makes for a fun little show.

Aug 02 11 10:40 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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Michael L. wrote:
Pretty much like that, the size difference was a bit more dramatic. Still, an owl has superior armament.

There are two interesting breeds of birds that I enjoy watching in Bellingham. I call them "Parking Lot Crows" and "Parking Lot Seagulls". These birds survive off of the bags of Chinese food to go that humans carelessly toss aside and other bits and dabs. Instead of living in nature, they hang around in parking lots. What is fun is watching a gull try to stand it's ground against a murder of crows. Crows will gang up, seagulls don't seem to have this social skill yet. But they are usually larger and pretty mean spirited when attacked. So, the skirmish starts and the gull begins gulping down as much as it can force into it's mouth as the crows come from all sides. Sometimes the gull eats everything and flies away, sometimes the crows chase him off and first ones in gulp it all down. It always makes for a fun little show.

Ha ha that is so funny!

'Parking lot Crows/Seagulls'.

Yeah, I see them too and it always just makes me think, 'hey, go back to the beach' (for the gulls) and the crows, I think to myself, 'shouldn't you be hanging out in a cornfield or around some really old woman or something?'

Howard Stern conditioned me make that association

ha ha

Now Ravens are more exquisite.

Aug 02 11 10:43 pm Link

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Done and Gone

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Chiredzi, Masvingo, Zimbabwe

Jules NYC wrote:

Ha ha that is so funny!

'Parking lot Crows/Seagulls'.

Yeah, I see them too and it always just makes me think, 'hey, go back to the beach' (for the gulls) and the crows, I think to myself, 'shouldn't you be hanging out in a cornfield or around some really old woman or something?'

Howard Stern conditioned me make that association

ha ha

Now Ravens are more exquisite.

We have them too, enormous. Smart, smarter than some people. There was a municipality in Alberta that was having unusually high power bills one winter. They found out that the ravens had discovered that they could fold their wings over the streetlights in the daytime and the light would turn on and provide them with warmth! :0

Aug 02 11 11:04 pm Link

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modeled

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San Diego, California, US

"condor" https://i.imgur.com/C1djW.gif

Aug 02 11 11:07 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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New York, New York, US

Michael L. wrote:
We have them too, enormous. Smart, smarter than some people. There was a municipality in Alberta that was having unusually high power bills one winter. They found out that the ravens had discovered that they could fold their wings over the streetlights in the daytime and the light would turn on and provide them with warmth! :0

I have to admit, I really enjoy talking about birds.

I really, really wanted a Mynah bird when I was younger because of their speaking abilities.  Not as available these days.

As for Ravens...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrYPm6DD44M

This is pretty cool & freaky at the same time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFXU7o0f … re=related

Aug 02 11 11:13 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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JC Stuart wrote:
"condor" https://i.imgur.com/C1djW.gif

Yeah, established it's not a Condor but I can't change the thread title, um so

... and?

Change it to, 'Big Mother Fucking Bird Almost Flew Into My Windshield'

Get your Mutual Omaha Wild Kingdom Cards Out

Aug 02 11 11:22 pm Link

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Frances Jewel

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Jules NYC wrote:

Yeah, established it's not a Condor but I can't change the thread title, um so

... and?

Change it to, 'Big Mother Fucking Bird Almost Flew Into My Windshield'

Get your Mutual Omaha Wild Kingdom Cards Out

we seriously have two sets of those. no joke! lol Bo has his, and I have mine from when we were little!! lol!

Aug 02 11 11:46 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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Frances Jewel wrote:

we seriously have two sets of those. no joke! lol Bo has his, and I have mine from when we were little!! lol!

LOL!  I love it!

I distinctly remember the 'Cheetah' one for some odd reason... it being the fastest at 60 miles an hour?  Please check...

I made the birdie goof by remembering the colorings quickly and being a resident of Cali:)

tongue

Aug 03 11 07:09 am Link

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KMP

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Houston, Texas, US

I'd say you're lucky.

I had some friends driving in west Texas and the silly thing dove into their windshield when they were going 90mph. It took out the windshield.
They were okay except for scratches, shock and having to leave their Toyota in a small town for a week to get a replacement windshield..

Aug 03 11 07:47 am Link

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Jules NYC

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New York, New York, US

KevinMcGowanPhotography wrote:
I'd say you're lucky.

I had some friends driving in west Texas and the silly thing dove into their windshield when they were going 90mph. It took out the windshield.
They were okay except for scratches, shock and having to leave their Toyota in a small town for a week to get a replacement windshield..

Holy Shit!

I'm surprised they are O.K.!  Whoa!

I must admit now, I should be a PSA for texting.

I wasn't texting I swear... BUT I just looked down to see who was trying to reach me (FOR A SECOND) and in the next second I see a big ass bird/turkey vulture 12 inches from the windshield, wings fully spread... Hey now!

*Poof*

Aug 03 11 07:55 am Link

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modeled

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Jules NYC wrote:
Get your Mutual Omaha Wild Kingdom Cards Out

You're adorable.

Aug 03 11 07:56 am Link

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Jules NYC

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JC Stuart wrote:

You're adorable.

tongue

Aug 03 11 07:57 am Link

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Frances Jewel

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Dayton, Ohio, US

Jules NYC wrote:

LOL!  I love it!

I distinctly remember the 'Cheetah' one for some odd reason... it being the fastest at 60 miles an hour?  Please check...

I made the birdie goof by remembering the colorings quickly and being a resident of Cali:)

tongue

close! 70. smile we couldn't find the other set, but they are packed away in teh basement somewhere. lol

https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/mariellenking/il_570xN_132169606.jpg

Aug 05 11 12:22 am Link

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Jules NYC

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Frances Jewel wrote:

close! 70. smile we couldn't find the other set, but they are packed away in teh basement somewhere. lol

https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/mariellenking/il_570xN_132169606.jpg

NO WAY! LOLOLOL

This is awesome.smile
Thank you for that!

70 miles an hour... tee hee (it's been a while)

Hauling Ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtlV1KG4 … re=related

Classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZg2tE3xJDY

Aug 05 11 01:03 am Link

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Natasha240

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Frances Jewel wrote:

close! 70. smile we couldn't find the other set, but they are packed away in teh basement somewhere. lol

https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/mariellenking/il_570xN_132169606.jpg

OH MAN! Nostalgia! I had one of those when I was a kid!! Funny story:

I was about 5 and I clipped the coupon out in the (I think it was the Sunday paper inserts, but it was a long time ago, I'm not sure) and mailed it in all by myself. When the first package came, my parents were like WTF. I told them what I did and they thought it was the funniest shit ever. Now I understand. smile

Aug 05 11 10:07 am Link

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Natasha240

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Frances Jewel wrote:

close! 70. smile we couldn't find the other set, but they are packed away in teh basement somewhere. lol

https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/mariellenking/il_570xN_132169606.jpg

OH MAN! Nostalgia! I had one of those when I was a kid!! Funny story:

I was about 5 and I clipped the coupon out in the (I think it was the Sunday paper inserts, but it was a long time ago, I'm not sure) and mailed it in all by myself. When the first package came, my parents were like WTF. I told them what I did and they thought it was the funniest shit ever. Now I understand. smile

Aug 05 11 10:07 am Link

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Docta Shock Fotografix

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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

They are soooooooo cooooool!!!

Aug 05 11 10:34 am Link

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DAVfoto

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New York, New York, US

want to talk about big?

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/bigphotos/images/070702-biggest-bird_big.jpg

Aug 05 11 11:16 am Link

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E P O N A

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Copiague, New York, US

Jules NYC wrote:
Damn!

Peacefully cruising along and *Poof* out of nowhere a Condor flies right across my path.

Is this an omen? LOL

https://www.animalspirits.com/vulture.jpg

http://www.animalspirits.com/index9.html

Those birds are HUGE!

O_O Scary.

Aug 05 11 11:19 am Link

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Enfire Photography

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Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US

Hoodlum wrote:

Vultures and condors are not the same they are a completely different species. Condors are WAY bigger.

yup
very different

Aug 05 11 11:39 am Link

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Enfire Photography

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Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US

Michael L. wrote:

We have them too, enormous. Smart, smarter than some people. There was a municipality in Alberta that was having unusually high power bills one winter. They found out that the ravens had discovered that they could fold their wings over the streetlights in the daytime and the light would turn on and provide them with warmth! :0

lol seriously?

Aug 05 11 12:26 pm Link