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ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (United States) Date: 2012-12-11, 6:00PM EST Reply to: see below high school students putting together the rocky horror picture show (shadow cast) we need a couple more transylvanians, The Criminologist, Brad and a rocky!!!! call or txt Brook at 419-309-1759 if interested Location: United States it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: no pay PostingID:3471986148 High school students on stage in lingerie. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen for any adult involved in this. EDIT: Look Ma! Top of the page! Dec 12 12 08:22 am Link Not sure how long this one will be up for but I just love it when they have a flag rant in it. Does he really think the cops are going to help him with his ad? I took out the guys name he is complaining about and the phone number of the guy whose ad it is. http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/tls/3477007154.html Date: 2012-12-13, 8:10PM CST HEY J.J. (JOSH @ XX XXXX ON XXth and Brdley) STOP FLAGGING MY ADS! CORNWELL TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR PHONE CALL, CRYING LIKE A BABY. NEXT FLAG, I GO TO POLICE- THEY HAVE BEEN ALERTED *******CORNWELLL WILL HELP!***************************************** LAUNCH X431 TOOL-DELUXE diagnostic TOOL! INCLUDES EVERY ADAPTER NEED FOR EVERY MAKE AND llama! Has built in Printer, Fully Bi-Directional, and has a built in computer ! EMails, etc. Paid 3495.00- only 6 months old OFFER?**************** Robin-Aire Full R134a A/C Machine-4 1/2 months old. Complete Recovery, Recycle, Vacuum/Leak test, Recharge. Paid 4000.00 BEST OFFER!!!******Husky Air Compressor150 PSI, 110 volt, 8 months old- bought in Dec 2011. Comes with hose- 100 ft long! has 2 outlets for 2 hoses at same time! Paid over 450.00 with tax- sell 250.00************ Ingersoll-Rand Dual bowl oiler/moisture remover-ARI SERIES Brand new, never used- 90.00; ********MasterCool Digital A/C Manifold Gauge set NEVER USED OR OPENED! Digital set, not analog needle type! 72" Hoses! Paid 385.00- sell 200.00.00 obo; *********OTC Fuel Pressure/Cleaner set w/New Update added (200.00 value alone) Have every adapter for every Fuel system, and be able to clean Injectors too! 400.00 ***** ******Fluke RDL-2 Leak Detecter Light-New, still in sealed package-35.00:****** New Craftsman Professional Compression Tester-50.00; ********Snap-On Compression Tester-100.00; ****** Call XXX-XXX-XXXX Dec 13 12 06:59 pm Link I just saw this one in the Los Angeles Talent Listing. STUNT VAGINA NEEDED http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tl … 34262.html We have produced 5 coffee table art books all involving professional photography. The first two were automotive, the next was a couples in love book, then we did two baby animals and pregnant women. Now, it's time to move onto the vagina. I am putting together an edgy/artsy/tasteful collection celebrating our natural form. Faces are bot shown. The only focus is your vagina. Possibly spreading of the lips or from behind shot. Pay, food, credit, $. If interested, send professional or amateur shots of our below area. All types, all races needed. -Nikha Of course it is a natural transition to go from automotive and baby animals to vagina. Hmmm. Dec 13 12 08:14 pm Link Fine Wine wrote: omg haha! i want to shoot that now. Dec 13 12 10:01 pm Link All Yours Photography wrote: Wasn't on Craigslist but a few years ago the private school my partner teaches at put on Cabaret as their annual musical - most uncomfortable hour and a bit I've ever spent - and no one batted an eyelid at the 15 and 16yo girls dressed as prostitutes in lingerie. *shakes head* Dec 14 12 06:20 am Link I saw one ad where a guy was selling half of his Big Mac because he couldn't finish the whole thing. Dec 14 12 01:06 pm Link http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/au … 36467.html it cannot get any weirder than this Mini-Marshmallow Hand-Feeder -- Opportunities For Advancement Date: 2012-10-18, 9:34AM CDT Do you enjoy marshmallows and can handle very small amounts of human saliva? Do you take joy in making people happy? Are you flexible with your terms of employment? Are you open-minded, clean, honest, and a hard worker? Do you like dancing to techno music in your Hello Kitty pajamas? Single employer looking for someone who will work hard at the small tasks that matter in her daily happiness. Tasks may include: - Hand-feeding her mini-marshmallows - Potential graduation to hand-feeding regular-sized and flavored marshmallows - Demonstrate constant ability to meet all targets and open goals/mouths - Show creativity in approaches to projects (s'mores, fluffernutter) - Maintain full stocks of office supplies (white, pastel, chocolate sauce) - Ability to lift less than 8 oz, typically no more than .5 oz - Employer is indifferent to whether you proscribe to the Spengler or Stantz school of marshmallow handling, but expert-level proficiency is definitely expected Other activities may include: - Shopping-cart races in the aisles of a mega-mart - Pictionary, both with and without the sand timer - Areas of creative play, potentially including incorporating other marshmallow related activities into daily activities, such as a marshmallow toss or fluffernutter-making contests - Staying up all hours of the night talking about design ideas for kitten condos - Bumper cars - Following your whims and passions - Smiling and having fun - Don't make this weird Experience and Benefits: - Must be 18 years of age or older - Must like marshmallows, or at least tolerate them without any political agenda attached - Must like childlike innocent fun without adult-ish expectations attached - Insurance offer does not include coverage for the health consequences of marshmallow over-consumption - Experience making people happy a plus - Your resume must be in Haiku form Compensation depends on experience. No illegal activities. Nothing sexual. Benefits are endless. Background check required. No calls or recruiters, please. Location: Austin it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: no pay Dec 14 12 01:27 pm Link Misty R H wrote: Guess the poster doesn't know about Fiverr, http://fiverr.com/ Dec 14 12 01:53 pm Link Damon Strong wrote: Darn and I missed it! I wonder if he had some left over fries to go with it. -Ira wrote: What a hoot! This just goes to show that you really can't say "I have seen it all". Just when you think this something like this shows up. It keeps life interesting. Dec 14 12 09:22 pm Link I just noticed this gem on Craigslist Orange County. Coming in time for Valentines Day...you can send a fart by mail. Here is the post. Hello future viral video commercial star! Novelty greeting card company Fart By Mail (www.FartByMail.com) is shooting a short commercial next week in preparation for a Valentines Day add campaign. Our first add reached over 40,000 unique viewers in under 2 weeks. Have fun with a wacky company and act in a video that will get exposure. About the Commercial: Under 30 seconds run time in the style of old De-Beers and Calvin Klein ads. The shots will be very tasteful and stylish. You will simply have to look elegant and make seductive looks into the distance and at the camera. Actress Requirements: Provide own hair and makeup. Bring own wardrobe; elegant/simple single color dresses. Long hair that can be blown back in the wind. Be comfortable being part of a unique and humorous ad. Ages 18-40 welcome. Date of shoot: Monday January 7, 2013. Shooting will be at multiple sites in and around Irvine, we will provide transportation. Please be available for a full day from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. However, shooting should be finished by early afternoon. Compensation: You will receive $100 and lunch (somewhere healthy). You will also receive credit and a copy of the commercial for use in your reel. Interested??? Please respond to this ad with your headshot and full body picture. Also, if you have acted in anything, please send a link. Please provide a phone number so we can talk further about the ad. Thank you! Hey...doesn't every model want "Fart By Mail" on their resume!  Jan 03 13 05:42 pm Link The CL Talent section really took a nosedive into creeper porn ads. It used to be a semi reliable alternative to MM for finding models. Now it's just loaded with $50 porn ads I doubt many girls look there anymore. Jan 03 13 06:39 pm Link 37photog wrote: I look on Craigslist and occasionally find something good, but it takes filtering through lots and lots of postings for porn. I just ignore anything with the heading of "open minded" or big pay or web cam modeling. I have to admit sometimes the it's good for a laugh when I see some of the crazy postings. Jan 03 13 06:59 pm Link Misty R H wrote: Oh, that's totally sweet. Jan 03 13 07:31 pm Link This wasn't found on Craigslist, but here -- sorry, but I had to share: I was curious if you would be interested in participating for our comedy website where girls/models would participate by kicking a guy in the nuts in scenarios ... Jan 03 13 07:38 pm Link model emily wrote: I was curious if you would be interested in participating for our comedy website where girls/models would participate by kicking a guy in the nuts in scenarios ... Oh, that was totally for a fetish vids site. Jan 03 13 07:45 pm Link ShivaKitty wrote:
Jan 03 13 07:49 pm Link model emily wrote: Maybe this was for a fetish version for the holidays of the "Nut cracker". Jan 03 13 09:06 pm Link LOST: Tripod in a sewer ________________________________________ Date: 2010-02-08, 9:00PM EST ________________________________________ Last night, I dropped my tripod in a fast flowing sewer, and it got carried away into the shitty abyss. If you're an Ashbridges Bay sewage treatment plant worker, and you find a black Manfrotto 752B ball head tripod, it's mine, and I miss it. Thanks for your time. • Location: East Toronto • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1592354224 Jan 07 13 10:12 am Link I just saw a fun CL posting today for Orangy County. The poster is offering $100 for a naked female to play nude Twister.  http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3522870430.html Looking for a game of naked Twister this weekend. Respond with a picture of yourself and your naked Twister experience. • Location: Corona del Mar •it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests • Compensation: $100 Jan 08 13 07:36 pm Link POST APOCOLYPSE TRANSPORT (NORTH BALTIMORE) WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THERE IS NO GAS OR ELECTRICITY FOR YOUR CARS go back to old days and ride a horse! Up for trade is a Nice Warmblood Mare 9 year old tall, some draft in her friendly (4one9) 4zero9-38one6 She looks just like this photo in the summer time http://toledo.craigslist.org/bar/3555125993.html There's a photo if you use the link Jan 18 13 01:23 pm Link |
