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Saw this clip on family guy where Quagmire opens up his fridge,... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPx6CeBdGA Its totally my fridge! i started crackin up. I have 6 bottles of water, 1 beer, half a 2 liter of sprite, and a little sunny d, a bottle of champagne and some individually wrapped cheese slices and butter. the in the door theres some ketchup, mustard, etc. and some cheese and pepper packets that came with pizza delivery, and a few little creamers (i dont drink coffee) from my ex girlfriend that have been sitting there for months. my freezer is also empty; just ice cubes and a bottle of tequila. whats in your fridge? I don't want to hear about all your great food. I only wanna hear about it if it's depressing  Nov 12 12 09:45 pm Link *leaves* *comes back* well, I only have 1 bottle of vodka in my freezer. That is depressing to me. It's Ciroc. Nov 12 12 09:50 pm Link 1/2 gal of milk 4 opened catsup bottles - (none near finished) 2 expired half used salad dressings. dried margarine Some boxed juice from - A while ago Film 2 slices of cheese Lunch meat a half bottle of maple syrup a pan of beans from the stove - with a plate as lid. Depressing enough for ya! It is for me  Nov 12 12 09:52 pm Link Damon Banner wrote: i dont keep my booze in the freezer. the tequila i have in there, belongs to Dayyy Dreamerrr when she stayed here, back in feb/march. i'm not big on tequila. Vintagevista wrote: this made me happy. Nov 12 12 09:58 pm Link Paolo Diavolo wrote: Damon Banner wrote: i dont keep my booze in the freezer. the tequila i have in there, belongs to Dayyy Dreamerrr when she stayed here, back in feb/march. i'm not big on tequila. A lot of people have more space in the freezer than they do the counter/fridge. My mom has a bunch of little bottles of Smirnoff flavors& baileys from a wedding in her freezer. I want to steal them:/ (more because they're cute than i want to drink them) Nov 13 12 12:44 am Link Fridge: 1 1/2 gallon of milk Almost empty quart of OJ A dozen eggs with some missing. Ketchup Pickle relish Baby Ray's BBQ Mustard Bacon Jar of Pickles Hot dogs Tub of butter Sticks of butter .357 magnum loaded with .38 special rounds Half gallon of Spaghetti Pulled BBQ Half rack of ribs 2lbs of Potatos. Drawer of random stuff you get with delivery and takeout, etc Bottles and cans of soda. Chicken soup Cans of biscuits and cinnamon rolls. Mac and Cheese. Freezer: 10lbs of beef Chicken Breasts Hamburger patties Pizza Ice cubes Donuts Bread and buns Vodka As you can see, nothing to eat. Nov 13 12 01:05 am Link Ronin why do you keep a gun in your fridge..? Nov 13 12 01:43 am Link Presley ONeil wrote: Because revenge is a dish best served cold, plus some times left overs can mutate and become unruly. Nov 13 12 01:53 am Link Ronin_LLC wrote: So your going to arm your unruly mutant leftovers? Nov 13 12 02:04 am Link Greg Holt Photography wrote: No you need the gun closer at hand where you can reach it while being strangled by beef stroganoff gone wild. Nov 13 12 02:32 am Link I don't want to hear about food! I said I only wanna hear about your fridge if its depressing. Go dig up the grocery thread if u wanna talk about food.  Nov 13 12 08:29 am Link I found 4 lbs of filet mignon in my freezer! Nov 13 12 09:32 am Link Half a jar of tikka marinade Three garlic cloves Butter tub containing more crumbs of toast than butter Nov 13 12 09:39 am Link As a woman with children who cooks every day, I will not comment about my fridge. I will, however, mention that my freezer contains the decapitated head of a black bear, wrapped in a plastic bag. I've been meaning to do something with it, but just haven't gotten around to it yet. Every time I leave the kids with the babysitter I worry she'll get a nasty surprise while rooting around for chicken nuggets or something. Nov 13 12 10:13 am Link Paolo Diavolo wrote: I laughed at your fridge the other night...I see that it's not changed. Nov 13 12 10:26 am Link I live in an apartment with three other people. I am the only one who buys food. So, right now? There is my little corner, half a carton of eggs, two small containers of yogurt, one beer, and some hash browns in the freezer. On their half? And expired carton of milk, an empty Sriracha bottle, open cans of tea, a couple beers, expired yogurt, what I suspect was once blueberries. And no, I have given up cleaning the fridge. I do and three days later, squalor. Nov 13 12 12:10 pm Link Presley ONeil wrote: For when the milk goes bad...REALLY BAD! Nov 13 12 12:28 pm Link I have some Bambi in my freezer.  Nov 13 12 05:59 pm Link Paolo Diavolo wrote: ...it was depressing on Friday, but I went shopping Saturday, so now it's full of vegetables and stuff. Nov 13 12 06:02 pm Link ShivaKitty wrote: you are a guy ? Nov 13 12 06:09 pm Link scrymettet wrote: I have an existential penis. Nov 13 12 06:10 pm Link ShivaKitty wrote: Simone would be proud of you Nov 13 12 06:12 pm Link Damon Banner wrote: Who says that?! Nov 13 12 06:37 pm Link a 1/2 gallon of Lactaid milk a chicken leg thats seen better days a pan with noodles in it, with a paper plate as a top pickles thai food that really needs to go into the garbage lots of dressings and barbecue sauces most of which are way past their sell by date string cheese american cheese slices Raspberry Grape V8 Splash apple sauce packets a variety of cat antibiotics 4 jars of open and half empty jalapenos cookie dough granola bars Raspberry Wheat Shock Top 4 mini bottles of lambrusco a couple bottles of pop lunch meat and left overs from the bbq chicken the kids and I had for dinner last night. oh...and some uncooked chorizo that will probably be dinner tonight. I really need to clean out my fridge and go grocery shopping. Nov 14 12 06:23 am Link *goes to steals Jen's shocktop* Nov 14 12 07:32 am Link Paolo Diavolo wrote: It is amazing. However, I dont seem to ever drink while I'm at home. Nov 14 12 08:34 am Link Paolo Diavolo wrote: *steals shocktop from Paolo* Nov 15 12 10:06 am Link I have one of these. Small bottles of water. Large bottle of water. 8 Jars of handmade pickles. One bottle aloe drink. Peroxide(?) Cat.  Nov 15 12 10:08 am Link Paolo Diavolo wrote: Fergy wrote: *steals it back* Nov 15 12 04:45 pm Link -Jen- wrote: OMG, I made chorizo and eggs last night for dinner. NOM Nov 16 12 09:20 am Link Paolo Diavolo wrote: Paolo Diavolo wrote: *steals it back* Thank you!! Nov 16 12 12:18 pm Link Nemi wrote: Adorable! Nov 16 12 12:23 pm Link Juice Milk Beer Frozen fruit Frozen yogurt Nov 16 12 12:40 pm Link ASYLUM - Photo wrote: All the food groups! Nov 16 12 12:43 pm Link Milk Soda Chocolate syrup Leftover fast food Ketchup/ mustard/ mayo/ dressings And if you want to add the freezer I can throw in... Ice cream Frozen pizzas And egg rolls Nov 16 12 02:58 pm Link *pokepokepokepokepoke* *Frolics off* .... oh, and I have beers and grapes in my fridge. Prolly some other stuff too. I'm too lazy to get off the couch and see. Nov 16 12 03:00 pm Link Paolo Diavolo wrote: Fridge? Nov 16 12 06:53 pm Link sdgillis wrote: And more of those amazing cookies for Zay. Nov 16 12 07:27 pm Link =_= Salad dressing, bagels, ketchup, frozen Tombstone pizza, and a scandalously old bowl of baked beans that my mother put in the fridge like a MONTH ago and forgot about  ...We're very much eat-outers. Even if it's healthy, like a salad, it's still much more likely eaten in a restaurant than in the dining room XD Our fridge is just kind of perpetually sad. Especially since my brother that lives in the basement is a well known food thief-- I have to hide nonperishables in my closet on a shelf (I have a dresser for my clothes, so my closet is empty anyway, haha) so that they don't mysteriously vanish before I get around to eating them. I haven't had a refridgerator-cold can of CocaCola in a YEAR!!! because I can't store them in the fridge without losing 50% of a 12-pack to the jerk. Needless to say, after things started going missing from my freaking bedroom CLOSET, I got a lock, with a key, for my bedroom door. Take that  Nov 16 12 09:30 pm Link Our fridge is a stock of lots of condiments nobody uses but Im not allowed to just get rid of. Beverages cheese bacon some veggies eggs some goo Im gonna smear on nicoles face tomorrow and a party platter im keeping as a science experiment. Nov 16 12 09:57 pm Link |
