Laura UnBound wrote:

I have to figure out what to do about my immediate family, his immediate family, my extended family who don't have passports and won't even come to my moms house for holidays (an hour drive), his extended family who are all over the globe, real life friends who are everywhere, Internet friends who are everywhere, kinky friends who are everywhere....


And if I want all of them mixing in the same building.



















We're eloping

I'm well behaved around normal people.  I don't know if Motorboat is!

Damon Banner wrote:

I'll give you 9 months.

Yeah, that is kinda what family does.  Mine does the same thing.  Which is why I refuse to bring women around.  First of all, I'd need to prep any woman for my family. Second.  Thirdly, yeah, that is what family does.   Now that it's official, the pressure will increase!

I guess it's a good indication that they liked me enough in the first...half hour or so...to tell me to go have his babies. That's a pretty serious acceptance into the family right?

Damon Banner wrote:

I'm well behaved around normal people.  I don't know if Motorboat is!

He hates to socialize, to the point of being an ass (which is usually hilarious) God forbid he bumps into my crazy aunt

Laura UnBound wrote:

He hates to socialize, to the point of being an ass (which is usually hilarious) God forbid he bumps into my crazy aunt

I'm god damned charming!

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I'm only going to hit on the hot single ladies.

*scratches models off the list*

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

I'm god damned charming!

Just because it's what *i* like about you doesn't make it charming

Laura UnBound wrote:



*scratches models off the list*

Models are the only ones who love me! What's this madness?!

Laura UnBound wrote:

Just because it's what *i* like about you doesn't make it charming

Are you saying that I shouldn't hit your aunt?

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

Models are the only ones who love me! What's this madness?!

Realistically we'd all be hitting on them. It would upset the other people. It's for the best

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

Are you saying that I shouldn't hit your aunt?

This is really hard to answer.

Laura UnBound wrote:

Realistically we'd all be hitting on them. It would upset the other people. It's for the best

Tell your families to stay home!

Laura UnBound wrote:
He said we can have a series of increasingly ridiculous weddings.



So it's gonna sorta be like The Hangover...but we'll already be married when it starts...

I want in on all of them! I want to give a drunken embarrassing speech about how I met the happy couple!

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

Tell your families to stay home!

Considering how self centered most of my family is, that won't be a problem for me. They'll all be sitting in PA going "why couldn't they just get married here? It's so HARD doing anything that doesn't revolve around me...ugh"


They almost skipped my moms wedding earlier this year

And my aunt calls Peter a pedophile and still tells my mom she shouldn't LET me date a guy in Canada








Yeah you can hit her.

Laura UnBound wrote:

Considering how self centered most of my family is, that won't be a problem for me. They'll all be sitting in PA going "why couldn't they just get married here? It's so HARD doing anything that doesn't revolve around me...ugh"


They almost skipped my moms wedding earlier this year

And my aunt calls Peter a pedophile and still tells my mom she shouldn't LET me date a guy in Canada








Yeah you can hit her.

I'm bringing my paddle!

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

I want in on all of them! I want to give a drunken embarrassing speech about how I met the happy couple!

Yeah that's why you're not invited to at least half of them. His family doesn't even know I'm from the Internet

Laura UnBound wrote:

Yeah that's why you're not invited to at least half of them. His family doesn't even know I'm from the Internet

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE FIRST FOUR TIMES I INTERACTED WITH LAURA.

THERE WAS AT LEAST 18 NAKED BODIES, AND THREE HAMSTERS.

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
My favorite memory of her was when she stripped off a latex dress in front of my best friend, and boy could I see the awkward boner on HIS face!

So I'm a little inappropriate sometimes...
Hes lucky I knew he had a girlfriend

Laura UnBound wrote:



So I'm a little inappropriate sometimes...

Which is exactly why we never get along.

Eye of Sicari wrote:
you should have a web wedding...or at least a pantless section

Vote! +1
I wonder just how many people can get on a video chat at the same time?

Laura UnBound wrote:

I spent dinner spouting off about how silly I think some people are for insisting I need to be married at 23 to validate my relationship and how I think everyone I graduated school with who's on their umpteenth engagement or getting divorced or knocked up or some combination thereof are ridiculously stupid...


He just sat there with this grin on his face saying nothing.
I'm such a tool

That's awesome.

And also, that's awesome!

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

Which is exactly why we never get along.

More like your insistence that we need to hug it out. I'm perfectly okay not resolving every issue with you

Laura UnBound wrote:

More like your insistence that we need to hug it out. I'm perfectly okay not resolving every issue with you

I just want to be inside you




r heart!

Laura UnBound wrote:

Considering how self centered most of my family is, that won't be a problem for me. They'll all be sitting in PA going "why couldn't they just get married here? It's so HARD doing anything that doesn't revolve around me...ugh"


They almost skipped my moms wedding earlier this year

And my aunt calls Peter a pedophile and still tells my mom she shouldn't LET me date a guy in Canada








Yeah you can hit her.

does your aunt know that you aren't 14?  And does she know that you are an adult, so you can date who you want?

Laura UnBound wrote:

I spent dinner spouting off about how silly I think some people are for insisting I need to be married at 23 to validate my relationship and how I think everyone I graduated school with who's on their umpteenth engagement or getting divorced or knocked up or some combination thereof are ridiculously stupid...


He just sat there with this grin on his face saying nothing.
I'm such a tool

lol

now that is pretty funny!

CONGRATS!!!

Damon Banner wrote:

does your aunt know that you aren't 14?  And does she know that you are an adult, so you can date who you want?

She still has (or thinks she has) that kind of power over her 30yo daughter, and I don't have a father....so no, she's pretty convinced my mother has no idea what good parenting is and she should be able to tell me what to do. I told my mom I'd pay to have her tell my aunt to fuck off one day. I'm still waiting sadly.

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

I just want to be inside you




r heart!

Gross. It's bloody in there

Laura UnBound wrote:
She still has (or thinks she has) that kind of power over her 30yo daughter, and I don't have a father....so no, she's pretty convinced my mother has no idea what good parenting is and she should be able to tell me what to do. I told my mom I'd pay to have her tell my aunt to fuck off one day. I'm still waiting sadly.

If you invite her and me to the same wedding, I will break my rule about being appropriate, just for her, and tell her to suck a dick

If you invite McGee, I'll tell her to suck his dick.  He'll then pull it out.

Laura UnBound wrote:

Lovely.

Much happiness to you both.

Damon Banner wrote:

If you invite her and me to the same wedding, I will break my rule about being appropriate, just for her, and tell her to suck a dick

If you invite McGee, I'll tell her to suck his dick.  He'll then pull it out.

He better not.


I'll lose the tiny bit of respect I've got left for him

Laura UnBound wrote:



I had a bit of a different Christmas than I thought I would.

Peter has much more delicate hands than I would have imagined.

Tog wrote:

Peter has much more delicate hands than I would have imagined.

Also much more white

MMDesign wrote:
This isn't to do with fake nails is it?

My nails are real