Digital Photo PLUS wrote:
What is this?

Someone stood a little too close to the flux capacitor.

Digital Photo PLUS wrote:
What is this?

You were expecting an escort?

Halcyon 7174 NYC wrote:
You were expecting an ?

thou speak'st without care of making sense.

Digital Photo PLUS wrote:
thou speak'st without care of making sense.

{insert yawn here}

Piscis Noctis wrote:
is it a multi-universe or a single-universe time travel?

That would depend on your belief in the concept of quasi-quantum-flux-string theory, cat memes existing only as humorous anomalies, caution tape photos being relevant and (if you're an SF2 player) bacon being the root of all that is right and good.

Piscis Noctis wrote:
is it a multi-universe or a single-universe time travel?

Marc Damon wrote:
That would depend on your belief in the concept of quasi-quantum-flux-string theory, cat memes existing only as humorous anomalies, caution tape photos being relevant and (if you're an SF2 player) bacon being the root of all that is right and good.

I never know which universe I'm in. Could be the same one. Also, yes to bacon, and may I add, red velvet cake ice cream.

Halcyon 7174 NYC wrote:

Piscis Noctis wrote:
is it a multi-universe or a single-universe time travel?

I never know which universe I'm in. Could be the same one. Also, yes to bacon, and may I add, red velvet cake ice cream.

I haven't had red velvet cake ice cream.
I need to correct this oversight.

One way to factor time travel in your workflow is to always compose at least a picture in such a way that there is enough empty space for somebody to insert themselves as anomalies without looking like the picture has been sabotaged.
That gives everybody plausible deniability and makes easy the work of replacing the picture.

Then you'd need some cipher or agreed upon key for the person that is inserting themselves in the picture if they decided to show up in person.

Piscis Noctis wrote:
Then you'd need some cipher or agreed upon key for the person that is inserting themselves in the picture if they decided to show up in person.

Ah, one of the many uses of inflatable Norwegians.

Stephen-C wrote:
Did you post this ad:

LMFAO!

Thank you for Posting this!

Stephen-C wrote:
Did you post this ad:

Not yet.

Halcyon 7174 NYC wrote:

I never know which universe I'm in. Could be the same one. Also, yes to bacon, and may I add, red velvet cake ice cream.

as long as whatever universe I am in has an Empire Coffee and Tea on 9th avenue just south of 42nd street I am good.

Stephen-C wrote:
Did you post this ad:

Interested!
Please send contact info!

Stephen-C wrote:
Did you post this ad:

I forgot about that movie. I'll have to see when it comes out on DVD.

Edit: Ah, apparently I need to go back in time to October when it was released on DVD

TKPhotos wrote:

I forgot about that movie. I'll have to see when it comes out on DVD.

Edit: Ah, apparently I need to go back in time to October when it was released on DVD

My machine doesn't go to October very well, at least not in the US. Something about temporal distortions from ripe pumpkins.

Halcyon 7174 NYC wrote:
Have you ever had to go back in time and kill a client?

I went back to kill that T. Rex bitch who did a crap job of modeling for me and I accidentally stepped on a butterfly in the process. Now no one seems to remember how I photographed President Cher's inauguration or how I was able to operate the shutter with my prehensile tail. No one seems to have a prehensile tail any more.

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
I once built a time machine, but it didn't work.  No matter what I set it for, it was always "now."

Same here, except I once really did try to build a time machine.

Orca Bay Images wrote:

I went back to kill that T. Rex bitch who did a crap job of modeling for me and I accidentally stepped on a butterfly in the process. Now no one seems to remember how I photographed President Cher's inauguration or how I was able to operate the shutter with my prehensile tail. No one seems to have a prehensile tail any more.

That wasn't really a butterfly. It was a pastie left over from the shoot.
https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … st17921765

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
I once built a time machine, but it didn't work.  No matter what I set it for, it was always "now."

My time machine only went forward in time.  No matter how many adjustments I made, it remained at the same rate forward, exactly 60 seconds per minute.

NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
DO NOT TRUST PRESIDENT NICK NOLTE! HE IS LYING!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY8b7FUe05g

The transmission got garbled before he could finish the sentence.  What he was trying to say was "Do not trust President Nick Nolte.  He is lying...on the floor of the Oval Office, where his drunk ass has been passed out for the past two years now."  On the upside, he's had the highest Presidential approval ratings since Kennedy! 

Kyle T Edwards wrote:
I tried the time machine thing once.  The problem was that, I was getting the shots done too quickly, and people came to expect it.  If they were willing to pay extra for the expedited effort, I'd have been fine with it, but when people just feel that five nanoseconds is more than enough time for post production, you have to draw a line somewhere.  1.21 gigawatts don't grow on trees, ya know!

Besides, seeing Bowie's death notice and Beiber receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award on the same day was just too depressing.  P.S. Keith Richards says hi.  They were going back on tour, last I saw.

I have cave men doing my retouching. Give them a rare steak and a baked potato and they'll healing brush the hell out of a test shoot. The trick is taking extra laptop batteries and not letting them borrow your lighter.

Halcyon 7174 NYC wrote:
Is your main kit bag bigger on the inside?

Inquiring mind-readers want to know.

No...but it is smaller on the outside

Andialu wrote:

Juniper Tree Photo wrote:
Time isn't a straight line. It's all... bumpy-wumpy. There's loads of boring stuff. Like Sundays and Tuesdays and Thursday afternoons. But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything's impossible.


No...but it is smaller on the outside

Mind the Pond.