Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Elin wants $350 Million No Cheat Clause

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19211

Madison, Wisconsin, US

But he's got an ADDICTION!

Jan 17 13 11:51 am Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

-Nicole- wrote:
But he's got an ADDICTION!

So does she. Hers is money.

Jan 17 13 12:00 pm Link

Model

-Nicole-

Posts: 19211

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:

So does she. Hers is money.

She sounds greedy as all hell..

Jan 17 13 12:02 pm Link

Photographer

L o n d o n F o g

Posts: 7497

London, England, United Kingdom

Good Egg Productions wrote:
And I want a 2014 Corvette Stingray.

https://c745.r45.cf2.rackcdn.com/img/2009/2014_corvette_Stingray.jpg


I don't have the spare brain cells to care about Tiger Woods' love life.

Yeah, agree, love this car!

Plus, there are plenty of bleach head bimbos that he can have for considerably less than 350m!

Jan 17 13 12:07 pm Link

Photographer

Motordrive Photography

Posts: 7087

Lodi, California, US

so  she wants to take him back and would then have 350 M reasons
she'd want him to cheat.

Jan 17 13 12:16 pm Link

Photographer

J O H N A L L A N

Posts: 12221

Los Angeles, California, US

So, he can't find another Finish prostitute for less?

Jan 17 13 12:16 pm Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

London Fog wrote:
Plus, there are plenty of bleach head bimbos that he can have for considerably less than 350m!

But not one who's got a gun to his kid's head.

Jan 17 13 12:57 pm Link

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L o n d o n F o g

Posts: 7497

London, England, United Kingdom

Orca Bay Images wrote:

But not one who's got a gun to his kid's head.

Hmm, yes there is that slight problem!

Jan 17 13 12:59 pm Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

Speaking of mercenary relationships...

I noticed that Kobe Bryant is getting back together with his ex. I wonder how much that cost him.

Jan 17 13 01:01 pm Link

Photographer

Lightcraft Studio

Posts: 13682

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

MN Photography wrote:
She got over $100 million in the divorce settlement already.  What will she be able to buy with the 350 million she'll get after the inevitable cheating occurs that she can't buy already?

$100 million just doesn't go as far as it used to; things are tough out there. It never hurts to have a bit of a cushion to fall back on.

Jan 17 13 01:19 pm Link

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Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:

But not one who's got a gun to his kid's head.

Gun to his child's head? Did I miss a news story?

Jan 17 13 01:21 pm Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

Dan K Photography wrote:
Gun to his child's head? Did I miss a news story?

Figuratively speaking. She's got the hostage kid. She's calling the shots.

Jan 17 13 01:56 pm Link

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Carlos Occidental

Posts: 10583

Los Angeles, California, US

Tiger fucked up, but at this point, he'd have to be a fucking idiot to sign such a deal!

Jan 17 13 02:13 pm Link

Photographer

NothingIsRealButTheGirl

Posts: 35726

Los Angeles, California, US

I don't see any of his mistresses agreeing to it.

Jan 17 13 02:15 pm Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

Carlos Occidental wrote:
Tiger fucked up, but at this point, he'd have to be a fucking idiot to sign such a deal!

Yep. He can get treated like shit for a lot less elsewhere.

Jan 17 13 02:17 pm Link

Photographer

eos3_300

Posts: 1585

Brooklyn, New York, US

"Elin wants $350 Million"
end thread
Thats all you really have to know

Jan 17 13 02:18 pm Link

Photographer

Compass Rose Studios

Posts: 15979

Portland, Oregon, US

Does that clause include NOT beating the shit out of him if he breaks the contract?

Jan 17 13 02:22 pm Link

Photographer

Ralph Easy

Posts: 6426

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

$350 Million is not much these days...

He misses being chased by a blond with a 5 iron...

She misses the mansions and the jets sets...

Let them unite and ignite!

.

Jan 17 13 04:56 pm Link

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csjacksonphotography

Posts: 10473

Chicago, Illinois, US

What's never spoken about is were he not "TIGER WOODS" and was just a regular guy on the block and she was still the same Swedish nanny, she would not have given him the time of day.

When you marry for money, you are bought.

Simple as that.

Jan 17 13 06:17 pm Link

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ButchArri

Posts: 53

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

I can see him not cheating if he gets re-married.  I mean, considering the way the public heat came down on him before I can't see him viewing that as a pleasurable scenario to re-experience.  I also tend to think he doesn't want to repeat the mistakes his father made if he can get his family life back.

Jan 17 13 08:02 pm Link

Makeup Artist

T

Posts: 53557

Washington, District of Columbia, US

ButchArri wrote:
I can see him not cheating if he gets re-married.  I mean, considering the way the public heat came down on him before I can't see him viewing that as a pleasurable scenario to re-experience.  I also tend to think he doesn't want to repeat the mistakes his father made if he can get his family life back.

The thought of my spouse holding a ransom of my hard earned money over my head would make me hate her. What happens when the queen decides to cut him of sexually? I mean when she's done with him its a sure way out. What she's doing is sickening

Jan 17 13 08:12 pm Link

Photographer

MN Photography

Posts: 1432

Chicago, Illinois, US

I don't know why this is sounds so outrageous.  According to the story, he is literally begging to get back in, so she says, "OK, here's a number".

Jan 17 13 08:20 pm Link

Makeup Artist

T

Posts: 53557

Washington, District of Columbia, US

MN Photography wrote:
I don't know why this is sounds so outrageous.  According to the story, he is literally begging to get back in, so she says, "OK, here's a number".

It's more disgusting than outrageous.

Jan 17 13 08:21 pm Link

Photographer

MN Photography

Posts: 1432

Chicago, Illinois, US

On who's part?  The guy using money to get back in or the woman accepting it?

Jan 17 13 08:23 pm Link

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Giacomo Cirrincioni

Posts: 22232

Stamford, Connecticut, US

Jules NYC wrote:

Exactly. It comes from a place of dishonesty and dishonor.

Lol. It's called humanity.

Jan 17 13 08:26 pm Link

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Giacomo Cirrincioni

Posts: 22232

Stamford, Connecticut, US

T wrote:

The thought of my spouse holding a ransom of my hard earned money over my head would make me hate her. What happens when the queen decides to cut him of sexually? I mean when she's done with him its a sure way out. What she's doing is sickening

Exactly. But if he's this stupid so be it. Why a man in his position would ever marry is beyond me.

Jan 17 13 08:28 pm Link

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RacerXPhoto

Posts: 2521

Brooklyn, New York, US

T wrote:

Get paid $350 million dollars to withhold sex from hubby...
Ummn Im sure you can't find any woman who would sign up for this
borat

Jan 17 13 08:38 pm Link

Makeup Artist

T

Posts: 53557

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Paramour Productions wrote:

Exactly. But if he's this stupid so be it. Why a man in his position would ever marry is beyond me.

I agree.

Jan 17 13 08:42 pm Link

Makeup Artist

T

Posts: 53557

Washington, District of Columbia, US

RacerXPhoto wrote:

Get paid $350 million dollars to withhold sex from hubby...
Ummn Im sure you can't find any woman who would sign up for this
borat

lol

Jan 17 13 08:44 pm Link

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pixel dimension ilusion

Posts: 1550

Brussels, Brussels, Belgium

tiger is an idioot with that money he has he can l pay an plastic surgeon to build the model he wants , with looks an measures perfect as it can be for me no women is worthed waisting 50 million b.t.w she does not love tiger she just wants his money bil clinton did worst and hillary stood with her hubby

Jan 17 13 11:58 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

Paramour Productions wrote:

Lol. It's called humanity.

Yes indeed.

As for the couple, they deserve each other.
Two base-level people.

Jan 18 13 07:09 am Link

Model

Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

London Fog wrote:
Plus, there are plenty of bleach head bimbos that he can have for considerably less than 350m!

Plenty!!!!

Jan 18 13 07:11 am Link