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Florida's bestiality laws are UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!
"A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey in his care claims that state laws forbidding him from doing so are are a violation of his constitutional rights. Carlos R. Romero, 32, of Ocala, was arrested on September 14 and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police said he had sex with Doodle, a two-year-old miniature donkey in his care." Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … z2JatGllIU Farmhand diddles donkey and says his constitutional rights are being violated. No words . . . Jan 31 13 02:17 pm Link I am so glad to be back in the US of A Jan 31 13 02:19 pm Link IBS wrote: I know, some people can't get a break ... Jan 31 13 02:21 pm Link salvatori. wrote: I wonder whether Doodle will testify Jan 31 13 02:36 pm Link A friend and I sometimes exchange "odd news" stories, and most of them seem to originate in either Florida or Wisconsin. Jan 31 13 02:37 pm Link IBS wrote: What about the donkey's constitutional rights??? Jan 31 13 02:39 pm Link MN camera wrote: I remember reading a story about a WI man screwing a deer carcass on the side of the road. Jan 31 13 02:43 pm Link MN camera wrote: cough cough Jan 31 13 02:50 pm Link Some day "animal lovers" will be a protected class and then we'll all feel bad for persecuting them. Oh, Lord! Jan 31 13 03:04 pm Link Jan 31 13 03:06 pm Link S W I N S K E Y wrote: Maybe its shape brings out the worst in people(?) Jan 31 13 03:11 pm Link He diddled a donkey Doodle? He must be a Yankee Doodle Dandy! Jan 31 13 03:14 pm Link S W I N S K E Y wrote: It's why they call it Flor-i-duh! Jan 31 13 03:14 pm Link The sexual exploitation of underage animals must stop! Jan 31 13 03:19 pm Link Digitoxin wrote: Really? Jan 31 13 03:21 pm Link If makin love to Donkeys is wrong then I don't wanna be right!! Jan 31 13 03:21 pm Link S W I N S K E Y wrote: IBS wrote: Umm, don't forget, many in Florida are not real floridians.. They're transplants.. As a REAL native Floridian, a transplant is NEVER a real Floridian.. Jan 31 13 03:22 pm Link Perhaps if Doodle had had a gun this never would have happen.. Is time to arm the Donkeys... Jan 31 13 03:23 pm Link what about the donkey's constitutional rights? Did it consent? This is why we shouldn't have gay marriage! obviously! I once stuck my penis in my toaster and it bit me! that is how I knew it wanted it. Jan 31 13 03:28 pm Link Theres a buttsex joke in here somewhere. Jan 31 13 03:30 pm Link Laura UnBound wrote: won't get pregnant if I stick it in your ass. Jan 31 13 03:32 pm Link Damon Banner wrote: thatll do. Jan 31 13 03:33 pm Link Maybe he's a democrat. Geesh! Last night I watched a 70's re-run of Mary Tyler Moore and in the episode "Chuckles The Clown" was killed by an elephant- he was crushed in his shell- dressed as a peanut. One episode is funny, one news report... I wanna go home now, I'm tired Jan 31 13 03:34 pm Link IBS wrote: If not she is an azz. Jan 31 13 03:37 pm Link Digitoxin wrote: Yankee doodle do or die! Jan 31 13 03:45 pm Link Tropical Photography wrote: S W I N S K E Y wrote: Umm, don't forget, many in Florida are not real floridians.. They're transplants.. As a REAL native Floridian, a transplant is NEVER a real Floridian.. Yeah I'll be the first to say I am proud not to be a Florida native, it's just where I live for now. Jan 31 13 03:47 pm Link " In an interview with the Star-Banner from jail, Romero said he has “never been a people person” and has always had an attraction for horses. “I’ve had a sexual excitement with animals more than humans. … I would’ve eventually had sex with [Doodle],” but told the newspaper that he didn’t because “she’s blooming into maturity.” Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/f … z2JbGv7aso Jan 31 13 03:50 pm Link How do people get caught doing this stuff?! Close the barn door you fool. Jan 31 13 03:51 pm Link IBS wrote: Probably end up with a hung jury. Jan 31 13 03:51 pm Link Christopher Hartman wrote: Usually from noticing damage done to the animal, either in their behavior or physically. Jan 31 13 03:52 pm Link salvatori. wrote: Gives new meaning to tappin that azz Jan 31 13 03:53 pm Link S W I N S K E Y wrote: Jan 31 13 03:53 pm Link Damianne wrote: How miniature is a donkey? or should we ask, just how big Mr. Offender is? I'd think a donkey (even a miniature) could take most, if not all, men of this world. Jan 31 13 03:54 pm Link Top Level Studio wrote: NO ONE said anything about the donkey being underage!!! Jan 31 13 03:54 pm Link Jan 31 13 03:57 pm Link Christopher Hartman wrote: Well he certainly doesnt have an issue telling the whole world about it... im gonna go with admitting to it usually gets you caught Jan 31 13 03:58 pm Link Damianne wrote: In this case, as in many, he was observed in the act and then made incriminating statements. Jan 31 13 03:58 pm Link Christopher Hartman wrote: According to a police report obtained by thesmokinggun.com, James said he was delivering a horse when he allegedly saw Romero shirtless and with his pants pulled down, appearing to have sex with a donkey in an equipment room. Jan 31 13 04:01 pm Link Why did I 'read more' Blargh! Jan 31 13 04:08 pm Link IBS wrote: Is it necessary to take off one's shirt to allegedly have sex with Doodle? Jan 31 13 04:09 pm Link |