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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
Misty R H wrote:
When someone asks you if you Twitter and you reply "I used to but the doctor gave me pills to stop it".  
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the lonely photographer
Posts: 2342
Beverly Hills, California, US
when you try not to sleep, be afraid you won't wake up.
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Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US
You are old if you remember having vinyl LPs, 33's and 8 track tapes. Or If you used to wear Angels Flight Pants with platform shoes or Dittos Saddle back jeans. ![https://www.dressthatman.com/pics2/pant/pant275.jpg]()
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Rpixretouching
Posts: 355
Perris, California, US
when you hear the ambulance siren every 5 minutes and you forgot you Live in a 55 plus community . LOL
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Rpixretouching
Posts: 355
Perris, California, US
when you fall asleep at the bus stop and wake up two hours later and you forgot where were you going ![https://www.mediafire.com/conv/daf9da4719b133de4dab91328612abda5495e86ece4fba6e18ab768b450b4d937g.jpg]()
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Erin Holmes
Posts: 6583
Albuquerque, New Mexico, US
The Space Cowboy wrote:
How do you when you are getting old?
When you leave words out of your sentence without even noticing. lols
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J O H N A L L A N
Posts: 12221
Los Angeles, California, US
When you're buying liquor and the point-of-sale display is flashing 'SHOW YOUR ID!!!' everywhere and you ignore it. And nobody cares.
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Ryan South
Posts: 1421
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, US
Ismael Barrera wrote:
When texting is something that you simply won't do. These are pretty good:
Senior Texting Codes
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
via : Laugh IT Out: Senior Texting Codes
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 120
Salem, Oregon, US
ELiffmann wrote:
These are pretty good:
Senior Texting Codes
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
via : Laugh IT Out: Senior Texting Codes LOL!
Better start memorizing them now while I still can 
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Lohkee
Posts: 14028
Maricopa, Arizona, US
Ismael Barrera wrote:
LOL!
Better start memorizing them now while I still can Why bother? When you get old you will forget them all anyway
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 120
Salem, Oregon, US
Lohkee wrote:
Why bother? When you get old you will forget them all anyway Good point.
I'll tattoo "Dial 911" with red on my right hand. Haha!
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 120
Salem, Oregon, US
Rpixretouching wrote:
when you fall asleep at the bus stop and wake up two hours later and you forgot where were you going
![https://www.mediafire.com/conv/daf9da4719b133de4dab91328612abda5495e86ece4fba6e18ab768b450b4d937g.jpg]() ...Or when you start watching a movie, only to wake up at the end. 
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Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US
You know you're old if you remember...
...when $7 used to fill up the gas tank in your car.
...when Aids was a diet candy
...the smell of a mimeograph machine
...when gas stations used to be full service
...actually writing letters to people (no e-mail)
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Damon Strong
Posts: 1853
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
When you can recall that it cost 12 cents to mail a letter, and recalling my mother throwing a fit when the price for a child's movie ticket increased to one dollar. This was around circa 1973.
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Two Pears Studio
Posts: 3632
Wilmington, Delaware, US
When you name your hemorroid(s)
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7699
Buffalo, New York, US
When you are no longer afraid of getting AIDS.
Home health aids
Hearing aids
Walking aids
...
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noir
Posts: 558
Crewe, England, United Kingdom
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 120
Salem, Oregon, US
ArtisticPhotography wrote:
When you are no longer afraid of getting AIDS.
Home health aids
Hearing aids
Walking aids
... You mean when AIDS are a necessity. Ha-ha!
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bgcfoto
Posts: 5446
Charlotte, North Carolina, US
When I ask my kids if they are getting "Jiggy with It" and then they look at me like they are going to hoark. Wait is Hoark still cool to say? Frick
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
When you keep picking up dresses and thinking that they are tunics.
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 120
Salem, Oregon, US
When you refer to the twenty years old group as "Kids" "Kids this days"
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Kev Lawson
Posts: 11294
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
When you get to the 4th page of the thread and have to check what the topic was again
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37photog
Posts: 710
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US
When you check out the Mom first, then the daughter.
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7699
Buffalo, New York, US
37photog wrote:
When you check out the Mom first, then the daughter. I hope you aren't into GMILFs!!!
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Herb Way
Posts: 1506
Black Mountain, North Carolina, US
When you find yourself being continually annoyed by the rudeness, narcissism, fixation on sex, and materialism of people 40 and under and the fact that they can't spell or use grammar correctly.
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7699
Buffalo, New York, US
Herb Way wrote:
When you find yourself being continually annoyed by the rudeness, narcissism, fixation on sex, and materialism of people 40 and under and the fact that they can't spell or use grammar correctly. The world's fascination with sex annoys you so much that you need to turn off the radio as you drive to the store to buy your little blue pills.
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Greg Burnside ITS
Posts: 834
Lockhart, Florida, US
When you remember going to the gas station and hearing "Ding Ding"
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 120
Salem, Oregon, US
Greg Burnside ITS wrote:
When you remember going to the gas station and hearing "Ding Ding" Small towns in the middle of nowhere still use this alert system. Still creating "Ding,ding!" Memories.
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7699
Buffalo, New York, US
Ismael Barrera wrote:
Small towns in the middle of nowhere still use this alert system. Still creating "Ding,ding!" Memories. I think what is meant is the OLD ding of a gas pump when it struck the gallons.
My town still has Fire Whistles and you can hear noon whistles in nearby fire companies.
How about this, regarding gas.
We had "regular" and "premium".
Old times remember "Regular" and "Unleaded". What is now "Regular" used to be called "Unleaded" and what is now called "Leaded" was "Regular". There was also "White Gas" but I don't remember what it was used for other than lanterns. Now that is basically "Coleman Fuel".
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7699
Buffalo, New York, US
When is the last time someone flooded a car?
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
ArtisticPhotography wrote:
When is the last time someone flooded a car? Ask these folks.
![https://automotivepartsuppliers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Flooded-car.jpg]()
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JLC Images
Posts: 11615
Phillipsburg, New Jersey, US
Every year you notice that in the reruns of the Golden Girls they seem to be getting hotter.
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-Koa-
Posts: 5250
Castaner, Puerto Rico, US
How do I know I am getting old? I BS you not, I am now constantly getting e-mails from: The Scooter Store AARP Senior Life Insurance Companies who deal with Medicare Hearing device companies Burial Insurance Reverse mortgage lenders How are these companies getting my name and e-mail address!? Geez! -Koa- www.borikenwarrior.com www.facebook.com/borikenwarriorstudiosmodels
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Peach Jones
Posts: 6906
Champaign, Illinois, US
Ismael Barrera wrote:
When you don't easily admit your age. or can't remember what it is
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 120
Salem, Oregon, US
Peach Jones wrote:
or can't remember what it is Or when you keep telling people you are xx age year after year, never changing the number. Not because you want to lie. But because you simply forget you got older.
Side effects of aging. Haha!
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 120
Salem, Oregon, US
JLC Images wrote:
Every year you notice that in the reruns of the Golden Girls they seem to be getting hotter. Or perhaps it's a crush you had, and is resurrecting.
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
When paella is better than sex. ![https://www.playersclubtours.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spanish-paella.jpg]()
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7699
Buffalo, New York, US
You get the newspaper so you can read the obituaries every morning to see if you're still alive.
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M A U I
Posts: 1587
Harare, Harare, Zimbabwe
When your age reaches three digits
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C A K E M I X
Posts: 873
Louth, England, United Kingdom
The Space Cowboy wrote:
How do you when you are getting old?
When you leave words out of your sentence without even noticing. Jeeze, I do that allready. XD
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