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Llobet Photography
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Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US
I'ma gonna weight 'till it cums in the lie berry.
Er, Otay, maybe not.
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PhillipM
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Nashville, Tennessee, US
Alexey Sunly wrote:
This is a thread for people who want to discuss and review my $6 Short Story that just might Change Your Life. Send me a check for 200.00
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Alexey VS
Posts: 373
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
RBM Photo wrote:
I'm just taking a wild guess here and saying that it sucks ass. Guesses are for Trolls, people! I need and I WANT FACTS... So, if it sucks ass, then I want FACTS. HARD, PROVEN EVIDENCE THAT IT SUCKED ASS.
Everything else are supposition and theories, and you can discuss those in a Troll Cell if you wish.
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Alexey Sunly wrote:
Are we talking about Lalaland, or cutthroat world of politics, fashion and global corporate warfare? Because tips for success in Lalaland are back in the Sandbox forum, because you know... that's where kids play  Oh wow, I'd seriously like to be a success in the cutthroat world of politics, fashion and global corporate warfare! This book is going to kick ass!
When are you going to send it to me? I can't wait to read it!
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Lawrence Guy
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San Diego Country Estates, California, US
Trolls regenerate unless you kill them with fire or acid.
Also, my penis is in my butt.
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Alexey VS
Posts: 373
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
PhillipM wrote:
Send me a check for 200.00 You can have it right after I get yours for a 1000. But what does have to with the topic?? Are you just another Troll... 
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RBM Photo
Posts: 557
Bellbrook, Ohio, US
Alexey Sunly wrote:
Guesses are for Trolls, people! I need and I WANT FACTS... So, if it sucks ass, then I want FACTS. HARD, PROVEN EVIDENCE THAT IT SUCKED ASS.
Everything else are supposition and theories, and you can discuss those in a Troll Cell if you wish. Well, I mean you're just a really terrible author, I mean really really bad - you make Stephanie Meyer look like Samuel Beckett.
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udor
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New York, New York, US
Alexey Sunly wrote:
Guesses are for Trolls, people! I need and I WANT FACTS... So, if it sucks ass, then I want FACTS. HARD, PROVEN EVIDENCE THAT IT SUCKED ASS. What you want is that people purchase your book, camouflaging it as a review thread...
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Alexey VS
Posts: 373
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Oh wow, I'd seriously like to be a success in the cutthroat world of politics, fashion and global corporate warfare! This book is going to kick ass!
When are you going to send it to me? I can't wait to read it! Buddy, you wanna be a success? Here is my advice, go find it and grab it by whatever it is you can, and hold on to it, because you really really don't want to end up like this guy:
Lawrence Guy wrote:
Also, my penis is in my butt.
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Llobet Photography
Posts: 4915
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US
Butt I haz no moni cuz I iz Failed @ Life 
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
udor wrote:
What you want is that people purchase your book, camouflaging it as a review thread... Sure, thats EXACTLY what someone from LaLaLand would say!
You're just jealous because I'm getting a free book and I'll be cutting throats in politics and fashion waaaaaaay before you!
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Alexey Sunly wrote:
Buddy, you wanna be a success? Here is my advice, go find it and grab it by whatever it is you can, and hold on to it, because you really really don't want to end up like this guy: Lawrence Guy wrote:
Also, my penis is in my butt. Hang on, lemme write this down.....
take....my penis....out of......my butt
Oh wow, I'm feeling more successful already!
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kickfight
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Portland, Oregon, US
![https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xKAwpoAf1CY/UXXuOB6NKaI/AAAAAAAAAHM/drWgcpwQy9A/s1600/Where%27s+the+meds.JPG]() If you refuse to take them, they can't actually help you.
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Alexey VS
Posts: 373
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
RBM Photo wrote:
Alexey Sunly wrote:
Guesses are for Trolls, people! I need and I WANT FACTS... So, if it sucks ass, then I want FACTS. HARD, PROVEN EVIDENCE THAT IT SUCKED ASS.
Everything else are supposition and theories, and you can discuss those in a Troll Cell if you wish. Well, I mean you're just a really terrible author, I mean really really bad - you make Stephanie Meyer look like Samuel Beckett. And let me guess... You also told them that their stories sucked ass. And that also was only a guess, correct? 
udor wrote:
What you want is that people purchase your book, camouflaging it as a review thread... I refer your attention to that the other trolly said:
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Sure, thats EXACTLY what someone from LaLaLand would say!
You're just jealous because I'm getting a free book and I'll be cutting throats in politics and fashion waaaaaaay before you!
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Lumatic
Posts: 13750
Brooklyn, New York, US
So let me see if I have this straight. In order to review your "short story" and constructively participate in this thread, we each have to pay you $6 to read it?
Is that the gist of it?
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Lumatic wrote:
So let me see if I have this straight. In order to review your "short story" and constructively participate in this thread, we each have to pay you $6 to read it?
Is that the gist of it? And take your penis out of your butt....
THAT information is for free, BTW
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Vintagevista
Posts: 11804
Sun City, California, US
Great new for all of us, as my bestselling in China proper "experimental essay"
"experimental essay" = experimental writing style?
Will it be subtitled?
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Cinema Photography
Posts: 4488
Boulder, Colorado, US
1. The wisest masters do not to state their own enlightenment or perfection because they know that it is both unhelpful to themselves and to their students. The false teachers often make this claim because they have little else on offer to attract followers.
2. False teachers strongly dislike either personal criticism or criticism of their teaching; they do not take kindly to ordinary unenlightened individuals questioning them.
3.Outrageous behaviour by the guru is passed off as what is needed to help the followers grow
4. A real master respects your will
5. It is amazing how much false gurus have to say about enlightenment. They argue their points in the same way that the scholars in the middle ages argued how many angels could sit on the head of a pin. Any fool can talk about the end goal because what is said is irrefutable to most of your listeners. What is skillful is guiding those listeners to having awakening within themselves. The real teacher focuses on the path and strictly avoids any talk on enlightenment.
...etc etc
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RBM Photo
Posts: 557
Bellbrook, Ohio, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Sure, thats EXACTLY what someone from LaLaLand would say!
You're just jealous because I'm getting a free book and I'll be cutting throats in politics and fashion waaaaaaay before you! Don't believe the hype! I think you have been oversold on the quality of this title. It sucks ass.
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17716
San Diego Country Estates, California, US
Alexey Sunly wrote:
Buddy, you wanna be a success? Here is my advice, go find it and grab it by whatever it is you can, and hold on to it, because you really really don't want to end up like this guy: Oh hey hey! If penile contortion is not the very definition of success, I don't know what is!
/buy my penile contortion guide for $5, then subscribe to my newsletter by PM'ing me your bank account and routing info
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Brooks Ayola
Posts: 9754
Chatsworth, California, US
The last person who asked me to review their book, sent me one first... Can I get a link to the free text too, so Springheel and I can get success please?
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Alexey VS
Posts: 373
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Lumatic wrote:
So let me see if I have this straight. In order to review your "short story" and constructively participate in this thread, we each have to pay you $6 to read it?
Is that the gist of it? NOOOOOOooooo... Who is the genius who said that? I WOULD never think of something so bizarre and ridiculous... I mean, who would??? Well, while I have no clue who could think of something silly like that, but I am pretty sure a best selling "experimental essay" in China proper wouldn't!
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
And take your penis out of your butt....
THAT information is for free, BTW You see, you haven't even read it yet, but you are already learning! I am THAT awesome 
Vintagevista wrote:
Great new for all of us, as my bestselling in China proper "experimental essay"
"experimental essay" = experimental writing style?
Will it be subtitled? Buddy, I am not here to plug my work... For that I would have to make another thread. This is for people who already READ it. Capisce?
cinema photography wrote:
1. The wisest masters do not to state their own enlightenment or perfection because they know that it is both unhelpful to themselves and to their students. The false teachers often make this claim because they have little else on offer to attract followers.
2. False teachers strongly dislike either personal criticism or criticism of their teaching; they do not take kindly to ordinary unenlightened individuals questioning them.
3.Outrageous behaviour by the guru is passed off as what is needed to help the followers grow
4. A real master respects your will
5. It is amazing how much false gurus have to say about enlightenment. They argue their points in the same way that the scholars in the middle ages argued how many angels could sit on the head of a pin. Any fool can talk about the end goal because what is said is irrefutable to most of your listeners. What is skillful is guiding those listeners to having awakening within themselves. The real teacher focuses on the path and strictly avoids any talk on enlightenment.
...etc etc Sounds like you need to write your own book! And start a NEW THREAD for that... Jeez, people, you are so very slow 
RBM Photo wrote:
Don't believe the hype! I think you have been oversold on the quality of this title. It sucks ass. How many times I have to make my point, buddy... OMG, somebody throw his sucks ass to brig already, please!
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DougBPhoto
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Portland, Oregon, US
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Lovely Day Media
Posts: 5885
Vineland, New Jersey, US
Alexey Sunly wrote:
Are we talking about Lalaland, or cutthroat world of politics, fashion and global corporate warfare? Because tips for success in Lalaland are back in the Sandbox forum, because you know... that's where kids play If this is the cutthroat world of politics, then this discussion belongs in the soapbox. Unfortunately, the soapbox is closed. This thread will be shortly, if not for spamming then for soapboxing.
IBTL 
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