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whats your fav. line from a movie? "baby their going to give us the Rainman suite!" - swingers Aug 24 05 08:58 am Link Robert Deniro.. in Meet the parents.. " I have nipples...... can you milk me ? " Aug 24 05 11:22 am Link From Kung Pow: "I'm bleeding, therefore making me the victor!" Aug 24 05 11:30 am Link "Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window." - Hoot Blackhawk Down Aug 24 05 12:18 pm Link Brother, your a good man sister. Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon. bs Aug 24 05 12:21 pm Link you know i borrow money from everybody,everybody,until i dont have anyone else to borrow from,so i come to you,the last asshole to borrow from(he then takes out a 20 dollar bill and lights it on fire and tells him)i fuck you where you breathe. - ROBERT DENIRO in MEAN STREETS Aug 24 05 12:34 pm Link Two parter: Superman (who has just appeared in public for the first time) to Lois Lane, who he's just caught as she fell to Certain Death from a Helicopter: "Don't worry, Miss. I've got you. Lois Lane: "You've got me? Who's got YOU?" Best context-dependent line: Indiana Jones: "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" Sallah's follow up ("Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.") is also a classic. Other great lines: Vincent (from Pulp Fiction:) "Jules, if you give this nimrod fifteen hundred bucks, I'm gonna shoot 'im on general principles." Another Indiana Jones exchange: Dr. Schneider: "I wonder what that [picture] is." Indy, forcefully: "The Ark of the Covenant." Dr. Schneider, doubtfully: "Are you sure?" Indy: "Pretty sure." I'm sure I'll think of more as soon as I hit reply. Probably the best non-verbal line I can think of from a movie (okay, it's an animated movie) is from "Soul Music." For various reasons, a fifteen-year-old girl named Susan has taken over the job of her adopted grandfather, who just happens to be Death. Later some wizards are trying to summon Death with a magical ritual and, of course, they get Susan, who's wearing pretty typical girly pyjamas. Hilarity ensues until we get to this exchange: Wizard: "How do we even know you are Death? You look like some girlie in a nightgown to me!" Susan: *Snaps her fingers, and Death's Scythe appears in her hand. She moves it through the air and the sound of individual air molecules being sliced in half whistles as she looks at the doubting wizard very meaningfully* Wizard: "Never mind." M Aug 24 05 12:37 pm Link "your bike is in the basement of the Alamo." - Pee Wee's Big Adventure Aug 24 05 01:05 pm Link Nicholson Photography wrote: "Um...he did it" - Dark Helmet after he kills a stage hand during "filming" Space Balls. Aug 24 05 01:18 pm Link You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it. - Groucho Marx Robert (A-T's dad) Aug 24 05 01:31 pm Link Robert Deniro Taxi Driver you Talkin to mE? You Talkin to Me!! Clik Clik Aug 24 05 01:34 pm Link Naploeon Dynamite - "I caught you a delicious bass" or...Napoleon - "Could you bring me my chapstick" kip- "No Napoleon" napoleon- "But my lips are real bad" kip- "Why dont you get some from the school nurse she's got like 5 sticks in her drawer" Napoleon- "ew im not using hers u sicko gross idiottt" hahah i love that part in the movie!! you have to see it those lines sound gay if you didnt see the movie!! did you hear he did another movie with reese witherspoon . It comes out soon. Aug 24 05 01:42 pm Link I'm gonna go midevil on your ass- pulp fiction Aug 24 05 02:47 pm Link "how much for your women, i want to buy your women?" blues brothers Aug 24 05 03:13 pm Link Abada, abada, abada... That's all folks! Porkey Pig Aug 24 05 04:03 pm Link Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: "In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked." -Where The Buffalo Roam- Aug 24 05 04:07 pm Link "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." -Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas- Aug 24 05 04:08 pm Link Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. NOBODY fucks with the Jesus - The Big Lebowski - Aug 24 05 04:11 pm Link o man this will be fun, Yes but a cute moose,you will make boy moose go WHAAA. Princess Diaries I want to know what's its like to dine at one pink American taco stand,--- Taj from Van Wilder I want to take it to the car wash and air dry that shit--- Taj from Van Wilder Aug 24 05 04:19 pm Link "Have you never wanted to do anything...Dangerous?" -- Dr. Henry Frankenstein to Prof. Waldman, Frankenstein [1931] Aug 24 05 04:20 pm Link Mandrake... do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? He said 'war is to important to be left to the generals'.... when he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right... But today, war is too important to be left to politicians... they have neither the time, the training, or the inclination for strategic thought... I can no longer sit back and allow... Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify... all of our precious bodily fluids... Gen Jack Ripper in "Dr Strangelove" Aug 24 05 04:34 pm Link 'The Treasure of the Sierra Madre' "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" Aug 24 05 04:39 pm Link Apocalypse Now- Dennis Hopper to Martin Sheen: And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say do you know that if is the middle word in life? To Live and Die in LA- John Tuturo to John Pankow: Why are you chasing me? I donât know, why you running? 'Cause you're chasing me. Aug 24 05 05:03 pm Link wHY DID you come to Cassablanca? For the Waters. There are no waters here I was misinformed. Aug 24 05 05:36 pm Link I'm going back in the closet where men are empty overcoats. Groucho Marx Monkey Business Aug 24 05 05:38 pm Link David Klein wrote: "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!" Aug 24 05 05:48 pm Link hmm, here's one off the top of my head... quote: bitch! you know what i want! (sings)... i want to get high! person: sir smoke alot movie: half baked Aug 24 05 08:22 pm Link Not a movie, but a tv show...just the same, very funny. "This house is cursed it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, the site of various satanic rituals, several witch burnings and .... 5 John Denver Christmas specials. " -The Simpsons Robert Aug 24 05 08:27 pm Link I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I am all out of bubblegum. Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live". Aug 24 05 08:44 pm Link sooo many to choose from...Napoleon has been taken...but no classic Chevy Chase as yet... Caddie Shack: You want to make 14 dollars the hard way? -Rodney Dangerfield RIP. Caddie Shack: The doctor getting ready to tee off - "Just snake a tube down her throat and I be there in about 3 hours..." Caddie Shack: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. -Bill Murry all the great caddie shack quotes here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/quotes Fletch 2: Sing for me...why I'll sing for them... - Chevy Chase Fletch 2: QUICK...they multiply by masterbation... -Chevy Chase Fletch: Conversation between Fletch and his ex-wifes lawyer- Lawyer-"Cash...I'm impressed!" Fletch- "I saw my pimp today." Fletch: In the hospital records room - Nurse-"can I get you anything?" Fletch-"How about the beatles White Alblum?" Nurse-"what?" Fletch-"never mind...just bring me the head of alfredo garcia and a hot cup of fat!" ****new ones***** Big daddy: "ahhhh I bet they're nice..." My favorite new one! Wedding Crashers: "yeah...yeah it could have been the matress...or it could have been the midnight rape...or maybe the Gay Naked art show that took place in my room last night!" Aug 24 05 09:33 pm Link oh sh!t...I forgot the best movie monolog ever! Pentaverit form So I Married an Axe Murderer Charlies Friend: So...who is in this Pentavrit? Charlies Father: The Queen! The Vatican! The Gettys! The Rothchilds! And Colonel Sanders before he went tits up! Oh I all ways hated the Colonel with those wee beedy eyes and that smug look on his face..."oh you're going to by my chicken ...ohhhh....ohhhh..." Charlie: Dad...who can you hate....The Colonel? Charlies Father: Because he puts an addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fourt-nightly...smart ass! Aug 24 05 09:39 pm Link fotorat wrote: AWESOME....Yes, my all time favorite movie! Aug 24 05 11:11 pm Link Sometimes the quote is so well-known that you don't even need to give the character or the movie..... "I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." Aug 24 05 11:37 pm Link Aug 24 05 11:47 pm Link "Keep Your Friends close, and Your enemies closer" The Godfather pt II Aug 24 05 11:50 pm Link Eric Muss-Barnes wrote: Isnt that what one of you mods say when you speak of Tyler? Aug 24 05 11:51 pm Link "Gentlmen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!" -Dr. Strangelove Aug 24 05 11:55 pm Link From Four Weddings and a Funeral Charles: Any idea who the girl in the black hat is? Fiona: The name's Carrie. Charles: Pretty. Fiona: American. Charles: Interesting. Fiona: Slut. Charles: Really? Fiona: Used to work at Vogue. Lives in America now. Only gets out with very glamorous people. Quite out of your league. Charles: Well, that's a relief. Thanks. LOL course then there's the post-wedding dress shop scene: Charles: Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and... , particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb... Better get on... Carrie: That was very romantic. Charles: Well, I thought it over a lot, you know, I wanted to get it just right. and no I didn't memorize them, LOL, IMDb is a great resource for memorable movie quotes and information... Aug 25 05 12:01 am Link "the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pessel the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true," Danny Kaye the flagon with the dragon broke "the pellet with the poison's in the chalice from the palace the vessel with the pessel has the brew that is true," The Court Jester Aug 25 05 12:21 am Link Eric Muss-Barnes wrote: R. Olson (RO) wrote: Why do you think I like the line? Aug 25 05 12:52 am Link |
