Ok. Just for fun what's the worst pickup line you have ever used or heard?

Best?

In five four three two one. ....

Worst I've heard. Hey, don't I know you?
Worst I've used. I'm home take me drunk. 

Best: I would ask you if Heaven is missing an angel.... but I'm kind of hoping you're a slut.

Hello is the best pick up line.

Once someone said, " I love you! " and it made me laugh and then he started laughing.

Worst - " I've had sex with 199 people today, would you like to be number 200? "

Tied with worst, " I forgot to take my medication today. " carried thru with asking me out on a date for that night . . . that was a pretty terrifying situation.

...DP. Oh get your mind out of the gutter would you.

The  worst but it  worked " If  I said  you  had  a  nice  body  would you hold it against  me?"

The 2nd  worst  that  worked: "You  know  what would  look  good  on  you.....me!"

Worst: Do you fuck?
Best: Do you fuck?

Also used to make (before everyone was so PC) for an interesting drinking game in pubs and clubs.

On a music video set with about 200 people the very well known director comes up to me and says in his British accent "Before the rockstars get here, I want to remind you who the real rockstar is."

I died a little inside. It's the best and worst pickup line ever.

Oh just thought of another one.

"I'm a rockstar and your a pornstar. We go together like bacon and eggs."

My life has a recurring theme.

best : hi,hello,bonjour etc.

worst : arg,aaa, erg,   uttered in the presence of a true but intimated gorgeous women

A buddy of mine used to use variations of this:

"I am sorry but I can't sleep with you tonight. Here's my card, call me next week."

And surprisingly, quite a few of those women called.

Don't know whether it was the best or worst, but it worked. I asked a redhead if she was redheaded all over. Her reply, "Are you from Missouri?"

best used on me... "are you famous?"
Worst used on me... "You give me a boner" (she was beautiful, but I was so naive that I had no idea what she was saying until the guys all told me that she was hitting on me.

The last pick up line I used was... Do you play racquetball?

(Warning!!!! I am extremely boring and naive... most of my life has happened by pure luck! and talent!)

EDIT: I do remember hearing my brother tell a girl at a bar. "I've got the dick!" and she left with him...

Worst one I've used that actually worked was "I may not be the best looking guy here... but I'm the only one talking to you."


God, I love it when women have a low self image. :

INT. TRENDY BAR - NIGHT ..

An eccentric chubby man enters a trendy place. He obliviously doesn't belong here. The entire tribe of superficial people are almost dismissive of him if it weren't for is vintage leather blazer ala Donnie Brasco, bulky metal 35mm camera on his shoulder and that defiant "fuck off" walk. The crowded is Baffled.

His eyes lock on to an exquisite woman impatiently awaiting for something to happen. She is soulfully jaded.                                                       

                                                                     CHUBBY PHOTOGRAPHER.                                           
                                                        Not the ideal place but I really like the lighting. ..                                                                             
   
                                                                     MODEL.                                           
                                                        It's alright. ..

He nonchalantly preps his gear.                                                           

                                                                     CHUBBY PHOTOGRAPHER.                                           
                                                        Did you read that article on Vogue. ..                                                                         

                                                                     MODEL.                                             
                                                       Can't say I have. What's it about?

He grabs his camera and scans same empty space. The viewfinder seems to absorb all the noise of the crowd. He frames his composition and darts his eyes towards her.

                                                                   CHUBBY PHOTOGRAPHER.                                             
                                            The article explains how chubby men are now the guilty pleasure,
                                            of exceptional woman.

His off beat humor catches her off guard. Blood rushes to hear pale cheeks. ..                                                                       

                                                                  MODEL
                                                                 (sarcastic) .                                             
                                             Oh really. Must of missed that one.

Without breaking a beat. A FLASH of intense white light illuminates the room. He checks his roll counter.                                                     

                                                                 CHUBBY PHOTOGRAPHER.                                               
                                           You see a cultivated woman knows what she deserves. Freedom,
                                            simulating relationships, wealth to nurture, an obscure book and

The background seems to be hypnotized by the moment and swirls in and out of focus. SNAP. He gently push the level of his camera forward.

Her body begins to become fluid.                                                     

                                                                 CHUBBY PHOTOGRAPHER.                                             
                                                a palette of emotions that men give her
                                                but underneath it all...is her guilty pleasure.

She plays along. ..                                                       

                                                                 MODEL                                           
                                                        Which is?                                             

                                                                CHUBBY PHOTOGRAPHER.                                             
                                                I'm glad you asked. The answer is subliminal.                                         

                                                                MODEL (an impatient giggle)                                       
                                                       Ohh ok...

He motions to her to lean forward. Cheek to cheek. He whispers in her ear.                                             

                                                              CHUBBY PHOTOGRAPHER.                                             
                                                      Nachos...with extra cheese.

A jubilation of laughter explodes from her body. SNAP. CLICK. FLASH. ..

                                                             MODEL
                                                     OH MY GOD!

She glazes at him with a youth crush that reminds her of that intelligent immature boy who use to make her laugh in middle school.                                             

                                                           CHUBBY PHOTOGRAPHER.                                         
                                                  At the end of the day a woman doesn't want to be judge.     

She teases him with a sly smile. 

FADE TO WHITE                                   ..

*******that ladies and gents is how I occasionally get some loving. ...ˆ...ˆ...

I really like the lines on this pickup.

^ Lmao. Good one.

"Hi, what's your name? I'm Desperate!"