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Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

. . .Texas. It is very flat here.

Feb 02 15 04:46 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

and small, Tx is so tiny

Feb 02 15 05:04 pm Link

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Model MoRina

Posts: 6640

MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica

Well, get back in the car, get on I-10, and keep driving east until you hit the ocean.  Head south.

Feb 02 15 06:26 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

MoRina wrote:
Well, get back in the car, get on I-10, and keep driving east until you hit the ocean.  Head south.

she will never get it right
North

Feb 02 15 06:48 pm Link

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WCR3

Posts: 1414

Houston, Texas, US

Burlap Rats wrote:
. . .Texas. It is very flat here.

Pretty flat between me and thee, but if you want lumps, head west. Plenty there.

Feb 02 15 07:30 pm Link

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MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Just go 150+/- miles in any direction.  The scenery will change. Unless you're in Midland, then you have to go about 250 miles.

Feb 02 15 07:30 pm Link

Photographer

- Phil H -

Posts: 26552

Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom

scrymettet wrote:

she will never get it right
North

She already tried that, got as far as Oregon before the cold drove her back.

Feb 02 15 07:40 pm Link

Photographer

- Phil H -

Posts: 26552

Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom

Burlap Rats wrote:
. . .Texas. It is very flat here.

Cali girl in Texas . . . . . heaven help Texas.

PS - Unless you crossed a river entering . . . . . it's not an infiltration. tongue

Feb 02 15 07:41 pm Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:
Just go 150+/- miles in any direction.  The scenery will change. Unless you're in Midland, then you have to go about 1250 miles.

Fixed that, to show Midland in it's proper geographical location.  It's 1100 miles to the first offramp out of Midland.... 600 miles to a tree..

Feb 02 15 09:27 pm Link

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MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Vintagevista wrote:

Fixed that, to show Midland in it's proper geographical location.  It's 1100 miles to the first offramp out of Midland.... 600 miles to a tree..

Bahahaha. You're a comedian.

Feb 02 15 11:18 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

- Phil H - wrote:

She already tried that, got as far as Oregon before the cold drove her back.

too South
Ain't real North

Feb 03 15 03:44 pm Link

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Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

- Phil H - wrote:

Cali girl in Texas . . . . . heaven help Texas.

PS - Unless you crossed a river entering . . . . . it's not an infiltration. tongue

I had to cross the Colorado. tongue

Feb 03 15 05:31 pm Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

- Phil H - wrote:

She already tried that, got as far as Oregon before the cold drove her back.

lol

So far, Austin has been wet and cold, but pretty awesome. I am content and happy.

Feb 03 15 05:32 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Burlap Rats wrote:

I had to cross the Colorado. tongue

there is water in the Colorado ?

Feb 03 15 05:34 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Burlap Rats wrote:

lol

So far, Austin has been wet and cold, but pretty awesome. I am content and happy.

revenge is sweet

well, it is deadly cold around here -20°C to -30°C

Feb 03 15 05:35 pm Link

Photographer

- Phil H -

Posts: 26552

Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom

Burlap Rats wrote:

I had to cross the Colorado. tongue

I believe it needs to be the Rio Grande to count as an infiltration. tongue

Feb 04 15 03:40 pm Link

Photographer

Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

- Phil H - wrote:

I believe it needs to be the Rio Grande to count as an infiltration. tongue

Crossing the Red River counts as Northern infiltration. tongue

Feb 04 15 04:10 pm Link

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Jim Shibley

Posts: 3309

Phoenix, Arizona, US

- Phil H - wrote:

Cali girl in Texas . . . . . heaven help Texas.

PS - Unless you crossed a river entering . . . . . it's not an infiltration. tongue

Rio Grande on the west & Trinity on the east. Plus the Colorado when she came thru AZ.

Feb 04 15 04:16 pm Link

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MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Jim Ball wrote:
Crossing the Red River counts as Northern infiltration. tongue

We are actually pretty ok with okies most the time, coonasses are mostly welcome as well. If however, crossing the Mississippi and the Buffalo or the White,  or crossing the Platte, or crossing over the Continental Divide we'll be suspicious of you for a while.  wink

Feb 04 15 07:56 pm Link

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MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Jim Shibley wrote:
Rio Grande on the west & Trinity on the east. Plus the Colorado when she came thru AZ.

it's actually the Sabine that's on the Eastern Border,  part of it at least and she would have crossed the Rio Grande in New Mexico. JS

Feb 04 15 07:58 pm Link

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Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

I crossed several freaking rivers dammit! Haha!

Feb 06 15 07:12 am Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

Anyhow, if North Carolina survived me, Texas will too.

Feb 06 15 07:13 am Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Burlap Rats wrote:
Anyhow, if North Carolina survived me, Texas will too.

but will you ?

Feb 06 15 03:37 pm Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

scrymettet wrote:

but will you ?

I sure hope.

Feb 06 15 05:18 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Burlap Rats wrote:

I sure hope.

be careful and don't go stealing cattle or something

Feb 06 15 05:23 pm Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

scrymettet wrote:

be careful and don't go stealing cattle or something

Horses. Horse thieving is a hangable offense.

Feb 06 15 07:36 pm Link

Photographer

- Phil H -

Posts: 26552

Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom

scrymettet wrote:

be careful and don't go stealing cattle or something

She'd have eaten the evidence before they could pin it on her.

Feb 06 15 07:50 pm Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

scrymettet wrote:

be careful and don't go stealing cattle or something

Shit.

Feb 07 15 05:09 pm Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

Horses. Horse thieving is a hangable offense.

Double shit.

Feb 07 15 05:09 pm Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

- Phil H - wrote:

She'd have eaten the evidence before they could pin it on her.

Redact first shit.

Feb 07 15 05:09 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

- Phil H - wrote:
She'd have eaten the evidence before they could pin it on her.

Burlap Rats wrote:
Redact first shit.

with a side order of fries and apple pie ?

Feb 07 15 06:03 pm Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

scrymettet wrote:

- Phil H - wrote:
She'd have eaten the evidence before they could pin it on her.

with a side order of fries and apple pie ?

Mmmm, apple pie.

Feb 07 15 07:58 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Burlap Rats wrote:
with a side order of fries and apple pie ?

Mmmm, apple pie.

big_smile

Feb 07 15 08:20 pm Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Burlap Rats wrote:

Mmmm, apple pie.

Cobbler is more likely down here but apple pies aren't unheard of.

Feb 07 15 08:29 pm Link

Photographer

- Phil H -

Posts: 26552

Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

Cobbler is more likely down here but apple pies aren't unheard of.

Whichever it is, she's only allowed the off brand variety.

Feb 07 15 08:46 pm Link

Photographer

Reflected

Posts: 16390

New York, New York, US

Burlap Rats wrote:
. . .Texas. It is very flat here.

Thus the license plate slogan:
T   E   X   A   S
the a-cup state

Feb 08 15 07:58 am Link

Photographer

Reflected

Posts: 16390

New York, New York, US

scrymettet wrote:
and small, Tx is so tiny

About six inches on my map.  Texas is a "nice size."

Feb 08 15 08:00 am Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Reflected wrote:

About six inches on my map.  Texas is a "nice size."

sounds like 100 calories snacks

Feb 08 15 08:26 am Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

Reflected wrote:

Thus the license plate slogan:
T   E   X   A   S
the a-cup state

Hehehe

Feb 08 15 03:58 pm Link

Photographer

Reflected

Posts: 16390

New York, New York, US

Burlap Rats wrote:
Hehehe

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Feb 08 15 04:37 pm Link