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MerrillMedia

Posts: 8736

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Its always fun to get banged but, then again, I am an old fat bastard so maybe I should act my age, get all my teeth pulled, buy some dentures and be a normal geezer.

Whadya think, should I?

Feb 23 15 09:20 pm Link

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Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

Lol! Now this is a great example of what sf2 quality parody threads should be.
Well done.

Feb 24 15 07:20 am Link

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NothingIsRealButTheGirl

Posts: 35726

Los Angeles, California, US

Ask your booker.

I mean, hooker.

Feb 24 15 07:55 am Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

No.

I am harsh, and I have realized this about myself; I am honest.

If you were bangable, you wouldn't have to ask on the net, period.

Feb 24 15 11:21 am Link

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Lohkee

Posts: 14028

Maricopa, Arizona, US

Jules NYC wrote:
No.

I am harsh, and I have realized this about myself; I am honest.

If you were bangable, you wouldn't have to ask on the net, period.

Ouch! That one hurt. tongue

Feb 24 15 04:27 pm Link

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MerrillMedia

Posts: 8736

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Lohkee wrote:

Ouch! That one hurt. tongue

Not to worry, I'm not sensitive. Well, that and the fact that I have forgotten more sex than someone her age has yet to have.

Feb 24 15 10:39 pm Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

MerrillMedia wrote:
Not to worry, I'm not sensitive. Well, that and the fact that I have forgotten more sex than someone her age has yet to have.

And away we go. big_smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwnyIOoL-LM

Feb 24 15 10:46 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

MerrillMedia wrote:
Not to worry, I'm not sensitive. Well, that and the fact that I have forgotten more sex than someone her age has yet to have.

lol

That's good.
P.S., just realized 'tis parody thread

Getting banged with bangs
Hummm, should try that

https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/263/448/b2e.png

Feb 25 15 06:54 am Link

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MerrillMedia

Posts: 8736

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

See, what I really am is a silly old bastard.

Feb 25 15 03:03 pm Link

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Bobby C

Posts: 2696

Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand

Maybe you need this.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e8/af/35/e8af35428a24d3fe7bef15f9215edc82.jpg

Feb 28 15 04:57 pm Link

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Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Bobby C wrote:
Maybe you need this.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e8/af/35/e8af35428a24d3fe7bef15f9215edc82.jpg

I might need some. This is the longest I've gone without sex in my entire adult life.

Mar 01 15 07:20 am Link

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Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

Jules NYC wrote:
No.

I am harsh, and I have realized this about myself; I am honest.

If you were bangable, you wouldn't have to ask on the net, period.

It's not so much that men may not be bangable, but women have such impossibly high standards!  tongue

If men held to such impossible standards, the species would die out.

Mar 01 15 09:42 am Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

To bang or not to bang; that is the question.

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5371393&d=1360305462

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https://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5371413&d=1360305480

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5371383&d=1360305453

Mar 01 15 10:09 am Link

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MerrillMedia

Posts: 8736

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Jim Ball wrote:

It's not so much that men may not be bangable, but women have such impossibly high standards!  tongue

If men held to such impossible standards, the species would die out.

That and hey refuse to put the seat back up when they are done. Don't they know how gross it is for us to have to pee all over the seat, instead of the rim, the floor and the wall?

The nerve!

Mar 01 15 02:53 pm Link

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Robert Winn Photography

Posts: 2097

Virginia Beach, Virginia, US

Hey! I'm an old fat bastard too and I love getting banged by someone younger and more attractive than I deserve. Never give up the faith!!

Mar 01 15 03:44 pm Link

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Bobby C

Posts: 2696

Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand

Jules NYC wrote:
To bang or not to bang; that is the question.

g]

The answer is an emphatic No !
I wouldn't "bang" someone more muscular than me ( just not appealing to me ). Toned is ok, muscular = not for me . (disclaimer:  not that I am that muscular myself smile .

Mar 01 15 09:43 pm Link

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Bobby C

Posts: 2696

Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand

Koryn wrote:

I might need some. This is the longest I've gone without sex in my entire adult life.

Awwww. Maybe it's time for some pity sex. Just kidding. smile

Mar 01 15 09:53 pm Link