Jules NYC wrote:
Speak, it's a dead giveaway.

back in my 20's that used to work.

Jim Shibley wrote:
I could loan you my walker? Or a cane?

I'll also need some gray hair.

Gryph wrote:
Fucking asian genes.  Must I forever look like a punk teenager until I'm 50?

No facial hair growth.  Not planning on doing drugs.

/parody

Drink lots of soju and smoke two packs a day. On a serious note, I'm the only person in the family with snow white hair. All of the others (who are the same age as me), have their wives dye their hair, well, ummmm, black (Chuckles, I think black hair is an Asian thing). They laugh at me and say I look old. Well, DUH! I AM OLD! Hue is confused (but now an American citizen). First world problems, eh?

Jules NYC wrote:
Speak, it's a dead giveaway.

Not in his case. He speaks English better than a lot of people who were born and raised here. Just sayin' . . . . .

Lohkee wrote:

Drink lots of soju and smoke two packs a day. On a serious note, I'm the only person in the family with snow white hair. All of the others (who are the same age as me), have their wives dye their hair, well, ummmm, black (Chuckles, I think black hair is an Asian thing). They laugh at me and say I look old. Well, DUH! I AM OLD! Hue is confused (but now an American citizen). First world problems, eh?

Smoking is gross.

Speaking of soju, I've almost finished my stash.  I have 6 bottles left.

Gryph wrote:
Smoking is gross.

Speaking of soju, I've almost finished my stash.  I have 6 bottles left.

O.K. I'll give you the smoking one (I vape now). 6 bottles? COME ON DOWN . . . . . . . .

Lohkee wrote:

O.K. I'll give you the smoking one (I vape now). 6 bottles? COME ON DOWN . . . . . . . .

not the same as the one I brought over to your place.  Hue will kill me if I bring anymore alcohol over.

She gave me a stern warning. 

Lohkee wrote:

Not in his case. He speaks English better than a lot of people who were born and raised here. Just sayin' . . . . .

He was not born here but he was raised here.

Lohkee wrote:
Not in his case. He speaks English better than a lot of people who were born and raised here. Just sayin' . . . . .

Jerry Nemeth wrote:
He was not born here but he was raised here.

Chuckles. I know that Jerry. Re-read what I wrote.

Lohkee wrote:
Chuckles. I know that Jerry. Re-read what I wrote.

I read your post again but I think that I need an interpreter.   

Jerry Nemeth wrote:
I read your post again but I think that I need an interpreter.   

Jerry, re-read Jules post and then Lohkees' response.  It's all in the context.

As for this thread, it was a parody; so nothing is to be taken seriously.

Jerry Nemeth wrote:
I read your post again but I think that I need an interpreter.   

My bad. Please forgive me.

Không phải trong trường hợp của mình . Ông nói tiếng Anh tốt hơn rất nhiều người đã được sinh ra và lớn lên ở đây . Chỉ cần sayin ' . . . . .   

Jules NYC wrote:
At least you're not a woman.

The 120 pic of shortened granny these days are where they supposedly are 60.  The reason is bone loss and part of being skinny would accelerate that.  Not sure where the joke is though about them suddenly getting fat after menopause.

Lohkee wrote:
My bad. Please forgive me.

Không phải trong trường hợp của mình . Ông nói tiếng Anh tốt hơn rất nhiều người đã được sinh ra và lớn lên ở đây . Chỉ cần sayin ' . . . . .   

  いじわる とひどいも。

GET OFF MY TUMBLEWEEDS!

Gryph wrote:
 

GET OFF MY TUMBLEWEEDS!

You got tumbleweeds? Lucky bastard. I just have rocks.

Lohkee wrote:

My bad. Please forgive me.

Không phải trong trường hợp của mình . Ông nói tiếng Anh tốt hơn rất nhiều người đã được sinh ra và lớn lên ở đây . Chỉ cần sayin ' . . . . .   

I need another interpreter.

Gryph wrote:

Jerry, re-read Jules post and then Lohkees' response.  It's all in the context.

As for this thread, it was a parody; so nothing is to be taken seriously.

I know it's a parody.  I don't take you seriously.

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

I know it's a parody.  I don't take you seriously.

Ahhhhhh, but do you take yourself seriously?I dunno. Might be a problem? 

Lohkee wrote:

Ahhhhhh, but do you take yourself seriously?I dunno. Might be a problem? 

Do you get too much desert sun on your head?   

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

Do you get too much desert sun on your head?   

Probably. Well that and them Korean/Vietnamese folks . . . .  . .

Lohkee wrote:

Probably. Well that and them Korean/Vietnamese folks . . . .  . .

I guess so.   

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
Gryph,
I suggest some gold rim glasses.
Shave the top of your head bald and wear a fake mustache.

Hang out at casinos or play bingo.
Hella adult.

Does this include having to buy muscle cars I can't afford and establishing incredible amount of debt to fit in the cool club?

Gryph wrote:

Does this include having to buy muscle cars I can't afford and establishing incredible amount of debt to fit in the cool club?

That parts optional. But it's working out good for me.

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

That parts optional. But it's working out good for me.

Gryph wrote:
No facial hair growth.

Glue-on?

Gryph wrote:


The 120 pic of shortened granny these days are where they supposedly are 60.  The reason is bone loss and part of being skinny would accelerate that.  Not sure where the joke is though about them suddenly getting fat after menopause.

That's the joke be it true or not.  Most Asian women look young pretty much most of their lives.  The comic has some truth to it, once it hits, it hits for some... not all.  It's a joke and all.

Here's a joke for white chicks.
It's funny because there's some truth to it.
I think Hell would have to freeze over before I felt this way.