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KungPaoChic
Posts: 4221
West Palm Beach, Florida, US
Like every other day some asswipe expects me to clean my butt with TP -- wtf!!!!!!!!
Why would I need to wipe my butt with TP when clearly I prefer dingleberries.
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Reflected
Posts: 16390
New York, New York, US
Smells like team spirit. ![https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/dingleberry.jpg]()
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9779
Bellingham, Washington, US
Jes use yer tongue, that's all it takes. ![https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/95/3d/78/953d78346e7e740fcfc2f97efaffd005.jpg]()
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KungPaoChic
Posts: 4221
West Palm Beach, Florida, US
Shadow Dancer wrote:
Jes use yer tongue, that's all it takes.
![https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/95/3d/78/953d78346e7e740fcfc2f97efaffd005.jpg]() give that possum sum whiskey to wash it all down
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9779
Bellingham, Washington, US
KungPaoChic wrote:
give that possum sum whiskey to wash it all down Long as it's cheap, possums is tightass mos.
![https://oi51.tinypic.com/nd6hs3.jpg]()
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KungPaoChic
Posts: 4221
West Palm Beach, Florida, US
Shadow Dancer wrote:
Long as it's cheap, possums is tightass mos.
![https://oi51.tinypic.com/nd6hs3.jpg]() What no Mad Dog 20 20?
I guess Possums can't be choosers
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9779
Bellingham, Washington, US
KungPaoChic wrote:
What no Mad Dog 20 20?
I guess Possums can't be choosers Possums is very choosey, highly particulated.
![https://www.quickmeme.com/img/c1/c11c7f7fb15a074bccf418fcc420e67c8760ccaf2fb3bd3cf70982f72d83fd73.jpg]()
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
what's ya all and the possums ?
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KungPaoChic
Posts: 4221
West Palm Beach, Florida, US
scrymettet wrote:
what's ya all and the possums ? You got somepin ginst possums?
We don't cotton to none y'all possum haters round these parts
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
KungPaoChic wrote:
You got somepin ginst possums?
We don't cotton to none y'all possum haters round these parts never saw one
ain't nothing ginst.
Southerner pets, ain't love the great white shit
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Patrick Walberg
Posts: 45198
San Juan Bautista, California, US
Shadow Dancer wrote:
Long as it's cheap, possums is tightass mos.
![https://oi51.tinypic.com/nd6hs3.jpg]() So cute! Just like papa! 
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
scrymettet wrote:
never saw one
ain't nothing ginst.
Southerner pets, ain't love the great white shit no possums in the Great White North?
Inconceivable!!
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
Patrick Walberg wrote:
So cute! Just like papa! Mama is that you?
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HighMind9
Posts: 2519
Jacksonville, Florida, US
I don't either...I prefer the Bidet!
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9779
Bellingham, Washington, US
scrymettet wrote:
what's ya all and the possums ? Canader has a tragic marsupial shortage, could be global warming will fix it some.
Critters do roam in southern BC, the Tarheels brought 'em up here from North Carolina to Sedro Wooley and they spread from there.
Eats anything and likes it.
Hence, a superior form of TP.
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Chicchowmein wrote:
no possums in the Great White North?
Inconceivable!! Polar bears eat anything
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calistastyles
Posts: 120
Palm Beach, Florida, US
scrymettet wrote:
Polar bears eat anything Are you saying Polar bears are the possums of the Great White North?
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
calistastyles wrote:
Are you saying Polar bears are the possums of the Great White North? do possums drink beer ?
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9779
Bellingham, Washington, US
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9779
Bellingham, Washington, US
scrymettet wrote:
do possums drink beer ? Possums IS beer.
![https://craftbru.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/notthingham-road-brewing-co-pye-eyed-possum.jpg]()
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
scrymettet wrote:
do possums drink beer ? Do polar bears drink beer?
Pics or GTFO
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Jerry Nemeth
Posts: 33355
Dearborn, Michigan, US
KungPaoChic wrote:
Like every other day some asswipe expects me to clean my butt with TP -- wtf!!!!!!!!
Why would I need to wipe my butt with TP when clearly I prefer dingleberries. Ohhh!! 
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Chicchowmein wrote:
Do polar bears drink beer?
Pics or GTFO that doesn't exist
drunk polar bears are hungry and mean
photographers are snacks.
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PhotographybyT
Posts: 7947
Monterey, California, US
KungPaoChic wrote:
Like every other day some asswipe expects me to clean my butt with TP -- wtf!!!!!!!!
Why would I need to wipe my butt with TP when clearly I prefer dingleberries. I would think that Kung Pao leaves skid marks!
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
scrymettet wrote:
that doesn't exist
drunk polar bears are hungry and mean
photographers are snacks. ![https://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr65/christinerosephotography/Scooby_c80728_2580510_zpsqtow3yed.jpg]()
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
PhotographybyT wrote:
I would think that Kung Pao leaves skid marks! Rinsey rinsey
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Model Jill
Posts: 19
Scranton, Pennsylvania, US
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
Model Jill wrote:
Oh this is funny. You're going to do fine here
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Jen B
Posts: 4474
Phoenix, Arizona, US
KungPaoChic wrote:
Like every other day some asswipe expects me to clean my butt with TP -- wtf!!!!!!!!
Why would I need to wipe my butt with TP when clearly I prefer dingleberries.  !!!
What about the turdfux?
Jen
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Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28657
Phoenix, Arizona, US
If you ever go to a back yard barbecue and the cook's peeing in people's butts to make the mustard, it's time to leave.
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DOUGLASFOTOS
Posts: 10604
Los Angeles, California, US
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DOUGLASFOTOS
Posts: 10604
Los Angeles, California, US
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KungPaoChic
Posts: 4221
West Palm Beach, Florida, US
John Jebbia wrote:
If you ever go to a back yard barbecue and the cook's peeing in people's butts to make the mustard, it's time to leave. Arizona potluck?
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9779
Bellingham, Washington, US
KungPaoChic wrote:
Arizona potluck? Just Jebbia remembering before he blacked out.
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Herman Surkis
Posts: 10856
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
scrymettet wrote:
that doesn't exist
drunk polar bears are hungry and mean
photographers are snacks. It's not the drunk Polar's you need to worry about, it's the hungover ones.
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Lovely Day Media
Posts: 5885
Vineland, New Jersey, US
PhotographybyT wrote:
I would think that Kung Pao leaves skid marks! Skid marks? I'd bet money it looks like someone has been drag racing a motorcycle in there!
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Lohkee
Posts: 14028
Maricopa, Arizona, US
Stranded.
Stranded on the toilet bowl.
What do you do when you're stranded, and can't reach the roll?
Act like a man and wipe it with your hand,
That's what you do when you're stranded,
Stranded on the toilet bowl.
old folks will get this one right off the bat.
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
scrymettet wrote:
do possums drink beer ? No, but armadillos do...
![https://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/f/b/fbc58-brag_drunk_armadillo_2003.jpg]()
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
Lohkee wrote:
Stranded.
Stranded on the toilet bowl.
What do you do when you're stranded, and can't reach the roll?
Act like a man and wipe it with your hand,
That's what you do when you're stranded,
Stranded on the toilet bowl.
old folks will get this one right off the bat. I can name that tune in one note.
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