Bobby C wrote:
Did you give the massagee beer beforehand ?

That's only for if yer gonna carve up and eat 'em.

Mmmmm.... meat.

Jim Shibley wrote:
You shouldn't be massaging dogs. There not good at reciprocating.

What about raccoons?

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Just need to hang out with a better class o' critters is all.

I don't know if it would feel too good to have goats jumping on your back. Those little hooves are hard!

Shadow Dancer wrote:

That's only for if yer gonna carve up and eat 'em.

Mmmmm.... meat.

Is that what they call "Massage with a Happy Ending" ?

Koryn wrote:

What about raccoons?

Raccoons are just sweet tempered little Disney characters, everybody loves them.

Until they steal your beer.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Raccoons are just sweet tempered little Disney characters, everybody loves them.

Until they steal your beer.

Or tear your trash out and make a mess all over your lawn, so the neighbors think you had a party.

Koryn wrote:

Or tear your trash out and make a mess all over your lawn, so the neighbors think you had a party.

Or when you are camping, scratch your face so badly that everyone thinks you got attacked by a zombie ?

Koryn wrote:

Or tear your trash out and make a mess all over your lawn, so the neighbors think you had a party.

Or sneak into your attic and throw a litter of 6 ee-vil raccoon babies.

At least possums is slow and carries their spawn around with them.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Or sneak into your attic and throw a litter of 6 ee-vil raccoon babies.

At least possums is slow and carries their spawn around with them.

That's one hardworking animal-mama right there!

Koryn wrote:
Raccoons are mean fuckers.

I lived in several places where I shared the property with raccoon families. They look cute and funny and I left treats out for the mamas to eat after they had litters, but damn, if you walked up into the yard late at night and surprised one, she'd go insta-bitch in like .03 seconds.

Fast, smart, vicious predators with sharp teeth and claws. I would never feed them. It is best to discourage them, they are very destructive, persistent and quite capable fending for themselves.

They get huge up here, I have seen a couple late at night that were big enough to fuck over any dog. Almost a small bear.

I think they are awesome but do not want them around me!!!!

Koryn wrote:

I don't know if it would feel too good to have goats jumping on your back. Those little hooves are hard!

Haha. That's what she said.

Oh wait, that actually IS what you said.

Robb Mann wrote:

Haha. That's what she said.

Oh wait, that actually IS what you said.

Lolololol