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Robb Mann

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Baltimore, Maryland, US

Dec 09 15 04:47 am Link

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R.EYE.R

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Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan

Not Bilzerian, is it?

Dec 09 15 05:45 am Link

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Natural Light on Location

Posts: 252

Fort Worth, Texas, US

Which is why The Lone Star State loves Florida!

Every time ya'll get to thinking we're the craziest ones in the South, well along comes Florida with another headline that just Grabs Ya! (Then bites you and eats your foot too apparently)

Dec 09 15 08:55 am Link

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Click Hamilton

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San Diego, California, US

Well written.

I wonder if the three women were taken in naked for their mug shots?

Dec 09 15 09:03 am Link

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Model MoRina

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MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica

Click Hamilton wrote:
Well written.

I wonder if the three women were taken in naked for their mug shots?

Is it illegal to be a naked passenger in Florida?

Oopsie...

Dec 09 15 09:05 am Link

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Click Hamilton

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San Diego, California, US

MoRina wrote:
Is it illegal to be a naked passenger in Florida?

Oopsie...

Good question. I don't know. Is inside a car with non-tinted windows considered being nude in a public place or is it private space? Ditto for being intoxicated in a public place. I've heard that police have some flexibility and latitude of discretion for busting people in Florida, particularly in Dade County. All the way from San Diego, these whispers I hear are a little fuzzy and I have not been to Florida enough to empathize with the local culture.

I would guess all the open containers would be enough to arrest them all along with the driver. Maybe not, if they are not driving? I once heard that it's ok for passengers to drink in a vehicle in Florida as long as they are not driving. That may be Spring Break folklore.

Not sure. Police mentality and infrastructure varies widely from state to state. In urban California, it's like semi-lockdown all the time. Lots of police or other various armed department members from the government are jacked up like they think they have semi-SWAT privileges. Even HUD and IRS people carry concealed weapons. The list is long. Just look at the HUGE number of people from many different departments who all wanted to "see action" in San Bernardino last week and unload their weapons into the black SUV once the shooting started. Anyone hear a count of the total number of people discharging their weapons or the total number of rounds fired by authorities against those two individuals? From the pictures of the SUV, it looked pulverized.

Dec 09 15 09:24 am Link

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Motordrive Photography

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Lodi, California, US

Florida is the capital of "notgiveafuckery"

if they kept it reasonable  (under triple digits) it would have been just another day
in the Sunshine state, but they draw the line at buck ten

Dec 09 15 09:43 am Link

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Model MoRina

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MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica

In Florida, we call days like this...

"Saturday"

Dec 09 15 01:27 pm Link

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Click Hamilton

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San Diego, California, US

MoRina wrote:
In Florida, we call days like this...

"Saturday"

Haha  big_smile

Dec 09 15 01:31 pm Link

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Natural Light on Location

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Fort Worth, Texas, US

MoRina wrote:
In Florida, we call days like this...

"Saturday"

If the guy had been doing the speed limit on 7th street in Ybor city, it would have been business as usual.

Dec 09 15 01:40 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

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Dearborn, Michigan, US

MoRina wrote:
In Florida, we call days like this...

"Saturday"

So that's what you do for fun on Saturday.   big_smile

Dec 09 15 01:52 pm Link

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Model MoRina

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MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

So that's what you do for fun on Saturday.   big_smile

Not exactly... but only because my husband and I both drive cars with only 2 seats.

Dec 09 15 02:25 pm Link

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Natural Light on Location

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Fort Worth, Texas, US

MoRina wrote:

Not exactly... but only because my husband and I both drive cars with only 2 seats.

Okay, I'm confused here.

Are you saying there would have only been two naked drunk people?

What about the speeding?

Dec 09 15 03:51 pm Link

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Natural Light on Location

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Fort Worth, Texas, US

Seriously,

My first time in Ybor city on 7th street.

Walking away from a bar, camera at my side waiting to cross the street, a convertible pulls up, guy driving, top down, hot girl at his side, and she see's my camera and hollers "Take my Picture," as she whips off her top, no bra, big uns, the guy sits there and grins, and traffic stops until I take a picture of her boobiness cause.

Flah IH Da!

The second nite I was in a bar in VIP and...

Dear Penthouse.

There I was....

Dec 09 15 03:59 pm Link

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Roy Hubbard

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East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, US

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Dec 10 15 03:17 am Link

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Natural Light on Location

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Fort Worth, Texas, US

Roy Hubbard wrote:
https://reaction.club/r/hqg-2517.gif

Oh he definitely ranks the Charlie Sheen Party Medal, with the "Pants Off" Cluster.

On a side note, the Most High Fives given in one night award in a Police Station goes to the Trooper who was asked many times...

Hey Bro, are you the guy who drove in here with three naked wimmin handcuffed in the back seat at one time?

Rumor has it he is also up for an Academy award for acting also, for going home and when his wife asked, "Hey Honey, how was work?"  He said, "Nothing Special, Dear," with a straight face.

Curious though, I'd love to know the back story behind this, although, honestly?

If I was drunk and had three naked women in my car I'd be pushing it to get home as quick as I could too.

Dec 10 15 03:37 am Link

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Jerry Nemeth

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Dearborn, Michigan, US

MoRina wrote:

Not exactly... but only because my husband and I both drive cars with only 2 seats.

I have a cargo minivan with 2 seats and a lot of room in the back.    smile

Dec 10 15 04:30 am Link

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Robb Mann

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Baltimore, Maryland, US

It does kina seem like the beginning of a Tarintino movie.

Dec 10 15 09:18 am Link

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Good Egg Productions

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Orlando, Florida, US

Dammit, man.

This guy got three women to go on a drunken naked car ride with him.  I can't even get ONE to ride with me.
I have wasted my life.

Dec 10 15 09:45 am Link

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Jerry Nemeth

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Dearborn, Michigan, US

Good Egg Productions wrote:
Dammit, man.

This guy got three women to go on a drunken naked car ride with him.  I can't even get ONE to ride with me.
I have wasted my life.

Get drunk!

Dec 10 15 11:13 am Link

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LightDreams

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Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Done it.


Oh, except there was no speeding, no one was naked or drunk, and there were no women involved...

Damn.

Dec 10 15 11:54 am Link

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Frank Lewis Photography

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Winter Park, Florida, US

Robb Mann wrote:
Yep. It's Florida Man, again.

http://jalopnik.com/naked-110-mph-in-a- … 1746917371

Never any video, is there...

Dec 10 15 02:21 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:

Never any video, is there...

So it's not you Frank, I am disappointed

Dec 10 15 04:13 pm Link

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fsp

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New York, New York, US

stupid!

hang m high, let m fry!

morons!

Dec 13 15 06:30 am Link

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Tony From Syracuse

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Syracuse, New York, US

before we high 5 this guy......alot of times our minds paint a picture that is very divorced from reality.....we picture smiling and laughing co-eds...the truth might be some fairly crazy jacked up looking crack whores.

Dec 13 15 10:07 am Link