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Paolo D Photography

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San Francisco, California, US

Drove my two seater to work today.
Weather is nice, so I had the roof off.

I glanced back between the seats and noticed what appeared to be bird poop on my roll bar!
Luckily it was no where else in the car.
It had to have happened last time I drove it a week ago with another MM member as passenger.

And the splat wasn't on the top of the roll bar.
but on the forward facing part.
Like some horizontal incoming dookie that somehow just barely made it over the windshield and hit the roll bar right between the two seats.

Talk about a close one.
Someone almost got a doo doo forehead.

Apr 06 16 01:05 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9782

Bellingham, Washington, US

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Apr 06 16 05:16 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

The birds don't think that you are cool!    big_smile

Apr 07 16 07:28 am Link

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Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

Jerry Nemeth wrote:
The birds don't think that you are cool!    big_smile

what's cooler than a little balding man cruising in a convertible sports car with a model who is about half his age?

....oh, damn. youre right.
I would've tried to shit on me too!

did I just become old?

Apr 07 16 12:09 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9782

Bellingham, Washington, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

what's cooler than a little balding man cruising in a convertible sports car with a model who is about half his age?

....oh, damn. youre right.
I would've tried to shit on me too!

did I just become old?

Were you wearing mirror sunglasses?

Apr 07 16 12:48 pm Link

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Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Were you wearing mirror sunglasses?

no, it was night time ...but i should get some that are prescription.  haha!

Apr 07 16 02:12 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9782

Bellingham, Washington, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

no, it was night time ...but i should get some that are prescription.  haha!

Years ago I tried to order prescription mirror contact lenses.

The doctor just looked at me like I was weird or something. Not sure what was wrong with him.

If you had mirror contacts AND mirror sunglasses, then when you took off your sunglasses you would still have mirror eyeballs.

You could be the most not-cool human on the planet but if you had the mirror eyeballs everybody else would just have to bow down to your ultimate coolness.

Apr 07 16 02:20 pm Link

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FIFTYONE PHOTOGRAPHY

Posts: 6597

Uniontown, Pennsylvania, US

When hit the Irish consider it a sign that good fortune is coming Your way.

Better luck next time!

Apr 07 16 04:37 pm Link

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Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

The birds have shit all over my car.

It's almost embarrassing to drive around, and so bad that even driving through the car wash didn't blast it all off.

I think them birds been eatin' souper glew.

Apr 08 16 08:28 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9782

Bellingham, Washington, US

Koryn wrote:
The birds have shit all over my car.

It's almost embarrassing to drive around, and so bad that even driving through the car wash didn't blast it all off.

I think them birds been eatin' souper glew.

We got sea gulls all over around here.

A 5 pound seagull can squirt 10 pound of shit on your windshield in one fly-over.

Don't even get me started about geese!!!!
big_smile

Apr 08 16 11:14 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:

We got sea gulls all over around here.

A 5 pound seagull can squirt 10 pound of shit on your windshield in one fly-over.

Don't even get me started about geese!!!!
big_smile

We have both sea gulls and geese around here.

Apr 09 16 02:38 am Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Koryn wrote:
The birds have shit all over my car.

It's almost embarrassing to drive around, and so bad that even driving through the car wash didn't blast it all off.

I think them birds been eatin' souper glew.

When some birds around here eat berries it come out a purplish color.

Apr 09 16 02:40 am Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9782

Bellingham, Washington, US

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

We have both sea gulls and geese around here.

Do the gulls live in parking lots at strip malls and eat take out scraps? They do around here, it is war between the Parking Lot Gulls and the Parking Lot Crows.

Mostly, the Crows win. They are smarter and gang up on their victims. Gulls don't get it, they each think they are the king.

Apr 09 16 08:24 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Do the gulls live in parking lots at strip malls and eat take out scraps? They do around here, it is war between the Parking Lot Gulls and the Parking Lot Crows.

Mostly, the Crows win. They are smarter and gang up on their victims. Gulls don't get it, they each think they are the king.

Yes they do.  I don't see crows.

Apr 09 16 10:00 pm Link

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Michael Bots

Posts: 8020

Kingston, Ontario, Canada

Could be worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm8FJ8la2VU     video

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I live near "Ducks Unlimited"  land -- around 11:00 at night is when the coyotes around here decide which geese to harass.

Apr 10 16 08:39 am Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9782

Bellingham, Washington, US

Michael Bots wrote:
Could be worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm8FJ8la2VU     video

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I live near "Ducks Unlimited"  land -- around 11:00 at night is when the coyotes around here decide which geese to harass.

I'd just clean the windows and get the entire car clear coated!!!!

Guano-Mobile Deluxe!!! Never have to clean poop off it again, wouldn't make any difference.  Poop car!!!!!

lol

Apr 10 16 10:02 am Link