Paolo Diavolo wrote:
If youre going to link to a picture of a guy holding his dick you should probably put "link 18+"

Surprise!

Do you know how many boobs I had to look at?
Does a penis make you uncomfortable?

I mean, it is a nice one.


Of all the bouncy boobies on SF2 I thought I'd even it up.

Jules NYC wrote:
Does a penis make you uncomfortable?

sometimes, but then i just kinda adjust it on the sly, and then i feel better.
or if i'm at home i'll just take off my pants.

not sure what that has to do with the forum rule that youre supposed to put "18+" when you link to adult content?

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
sometimes, but then i just kinda adjust it on the sly, and then i feel better.
or if i'm at home i'll just take off my pants.

not sure what that has to do with the forum rule that youre supposed to put "18+" when you link to adult content?

You know I don't read rules.
Got it.

SF2 is full of Boobs & butts but no penis.
What else would I lurk for?

Jules NYC wrote:
You know I don't read rules.

I do know that!
cause i remember you posted pics of that guys Pinocchio nose/dick tattoo which was also a forum no no.

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

I do know that!
cause i remember you posted pics of that guys Pinocchio dick/nose tattoo which was also a forum no no.

Yeah, that was a shame.
I will NEVER understand why a penis is a no no and a tit is a no no but I have to look at everyone's fat ass crack without warning!

Jules NYC wrote:
I will NEVER understand why a penis is a no no and a tit is a no no but I have to look at everyone's fat ass crack without warning!

you know theres other places to shop besides walmart!

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

you know theres other places to shop besides walmart!

Jules NYC wrote:
but I have to look at everyone's fat ass crack without warning!

I'm at work in SF right now, and saw some homeless guy sleeping in a door way, fetal position.
At least half his ass was hanging out towards the sidewalk.
I just wanted to let you know: that homeless guys butt crack made me think of you.

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

I'm at work in SF right now, and saw some homeless guy sleeping in a door way, fetal position.
At least half his ass was hanging out towards the sidewalk.
I just wanted to let you know: that homeless guys butt crack made me think of you.

One of these days, the general populace will maybe catch up to what I believe is an ass I want to mash my face in.
I think I have a gif of this example in another thread.

ah ha ha

Jules NYC wrote:



One of these days, the general populace will maybe catch up to what I believe is an ass I want to mash my face in.
I think I have a gif of this example in another thread.

ah ha ha

you want to mash your face in someones ass?

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
you want to mash your face in someones ass?

Yeah, Prince was pretty hot.
I don't kiss and tell but this is SF2.
Maybe this place is more boring than I thought it was 5 years ago.

He had a nicely shaped, perfect ass.
Not a fat, blubbery mess.

I bet his dick shot glittery rainbows, fairy dust and shot everyone into space.

Jules NYC wrote:

I mean, it is a nice one.

besides it being gigantic... what makes it nice? Just curious!?

Two Pears Studio wrote:
besides it being gigantic... what makes it nice? Just curious!?

The acorn of it is congruent with the rest of it in shape and form.
Not too thin or fat in girth.

Honestly you have a shaft and you have a tip.
Unless it's covered in hair, it's all about shape and form.

It's pretty funny how a photo of a penis causes these reactions but someone's fat and colored pencil erasers seem to be a normal gif for everyone.

I would like to ask the moderators if bouncy boobs are ok to post like it's nothing, why not a penis?
They both are external organs.

Unless it hurts going in, why not celebrate a penis the same respect?


Sex is not painful, neither is looking at beautiful things.

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

you know theres other places to shop besides walmart!

bwaha~

Jules NYC wrote:
Surprise!
.

eeek!




just lmfao!

Jules NYC wrote:

The acorn of it is congruent with the rest of it in shape and form.
Not too thin or fat in girth.

Honestly you have a shaft and you have a tip.
Unless it's covered in hair, it's all about shape and form.

Makes total sense... it actually makes me feel better about myself...

I never believed what I had been told, but your explanation makes sense to me for some reason.

Two Pears Studio wrote:

Makes total sense... it actually makes me feel better about myself...

I never believed what I had been told, but your explanation makes sense to me for some reason.

Awesome:)

Jules NYC wrote:
...Sex is not painful...

I bet that's not what all his ex's say.

DespayreFX wrote:

I bet that's not what all his ex's say.

Sex is painful if a woman has Endometriosis or has stress related negative emotions tied to sexual contact.
A big dick won't rip a woman apart.

Once you hit the cervix, that's it.

Jules NYC wrote:
Sometimes I read CL ads for shits and giggles.

https://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/m4w/5576369817.html
(big, bad, over 18 link)

Wonder if he has a nice face.

He's probably a midget, so that package is only average size.

Robb Mann wrote:
He's probably a midget, so that package is only average size.

You can see by the size of his legs, he is no midget.

Speaking of size and since I am having my first cup of coffee...
My ex was endowed but not as much as he wants to believe.

He used to show it off like this guy... I forgot exactly how big it was... over 7 inches...maybe 7.25 who the Christ knows.
I never told him this because his insecurity and dick walked in the room before he did.

He wasn't the biggest guy I've been with.  The biggest I've seen in person (and I don't sleep around) was with two Jewish guys. No, not together, different men, different occasions. One exceeded the other, but both really large.  It's unusual if a very tall person has a little penis and vise versa.

The man I went out with the longest wasn't as large as my last ex nor these two people I speak of.  He was the best lover out of everyone I've ever been with.  He knew how to kiss, touch my body and how to use what God gave him in the pelvic department.  He was above average but not a monstrosity.  *thinks, and why did I leave him?*  Oh yeah, the Jewish thing and that he was too selfish for me to be happy, that's right.

Guys: I don't know why your penis holds all of your self-worth and esteem.

That's why I posted this here.  I am having fun.
Any more bouncy boobie threads?

ha ha ha ha

Jules NYC wrote:
Guys: I don't know why your penis holds all of your self-worth and esteem.

yes you do... it is the same thing that makes women suffer as well... the way we are marketed to is to make us feel inadequate or less than and the cure is their product...

Why is there photo shop? not to just take the backgrounds look wicked, but to contour and smooth and to in some cases make smaller and enhance.

The porn industry would have you think that unless it is a gigantic, cum shooting monster, that women will be bored and not like you as a person.

So yes you do... you know why!

but as you said it about your jewish friend who was a good lover... he was present... that is the key to being a good lover. not junk size or having labiaplasty!

thank you again for sharing your post... it made me think and that is the best thing someone can do...

Two Pears Studio wrote:
yes you do... it is the same thing that makes women suffer as well... the way we are marketed to is to make us feel inadequate or less than and the cure is their product...

Why is there photo shop? not to just take the backgrounds look wicked, but to contour and smooth and to in some cases make smaller and enhance.

The porn industry would have you think that unless it is a gigantic, cum shooting monster, that women will be bored and not like you as a person.

So yes you do... you know why!

but as you said it about your jewish friend who was a good lover... he was present... that is the key to being a good lover. not junk size or having labiaplasty!

thank you again for sharing your post... it made me think and that is the best thing someone can do...

I love these real conversations.

Being a good lover is FAR greater than having an endowed penis.  It's is touch, it is emotion, it is feel, it is synchronicity, it it sensitive, firey... oh man, I can go on and on.  My friend who understood this was my exclusive boyfriend for 3 years; we were an item instantly from the start.  The biggest problem was me not being Jewish. Sadly it wasn't my problem, nor his but I personally wouldn't choose to be miserable with that negative umbrella hanging over my head with his family.  There were more boyfriends after him that understood the concept of being a good lover.

As for porn, it never interested me.  As a side-note, usually the people that brag about their sexual exploits, having x amount of lovers, etc. have something to prove or usually closeted.  Not joking.

At the end of the day, lovemaking is SO much better when you truly love someone.  Sex without emotion is as exciting as diving into an intertube in a pool.  Ok, fun... now what?

It's weird, the pressures women feel they have to accept (and they don't) to please men, pleasing the same men that are far from perfect in the aesthetics department.  Men walk around with an imaginary laser-pointer while they too, keep getting older, possibly fatter and possibly less interesting.

The exciting lovers are interesting people.  There is connection.  There is certainly a mind-body connection.  When two people are in love, happy and connected that's probably what those Tantric books are all about.  For all the people that say crazy people make the best lovers.... errrr I guess if you are toxic yourself, it makes sense.

As for men, if the only pressure that is perceived is taking off your pants, damn, that would have to suck.  With no connectivity, it's either a magical or not so much moment.

Jules NYC wrote:
As for men, if the only pressure that is perceived is taking off your pants, damn, that would have to suck.  With no connectivity, it's either a magical or not so much moment.

and as you say... getting older, fatter and less interesting. ha ha! (as I kick the dirt for resembling all of that)

I have always found the whole conversation compelling as I have always felt on the outside of what most people talk about... either I am super super naive or people exaggerate a lot.

I agree that love and lovemaking are the way to go... but for me love is about acceptance... of who someone is and who someone isn't... that is why I find it easy to love for the most part... I also think that far to often people confuse romance for love... romance is a break from reality in my book... not that romance isn't good for love as it carries over the door to acceptance when we can't.

Two Pears Studio wrote:
and as you say... getting older, fatter and less interesting. ha ha! (as I kick the dirt for resembling all of that)

I have always found the whole conversation compelling as I have always felt on the outside of what most people talk about... either I am super super naive or people exaggerate a lot.

I agree that love and lovemaking are the way to go... but for me love is about acceptance... of who someone is and who someone isn't... that is why I find it easy to love for the most part... I also think that far to often people confuse romance for love... romance is a break from reality in my book... not that romance isn't good for love as it carries over the door to acceptance when we can't.

To me, when I respect someone, truly respect someone and admire them, what I see from the outside is secondary. As for romance, I believe in romance.  I believe in longevity.  Without mutual respect, there is nothing.  With it, there is EVERYTHING.

Romance is bubbles of bliss.  Sometimes people construct very long relationships from one or two romantic moments.  Romance happens more regularly than not when you're really in love.

Jules NYC wrote:
Romance is bubbles of bliss.

This is where I am...

It was in the winter, my 50th year, when it hit me. I was really alone, and there wasn't a whole lot of time left. Every laugh and touch I could get seemed more important. Strangely, I became more bookish. And my home and study meant more to me, as I considered the circumstances of my death. I wanted to find a balance between joy and dignity, on my way out. Above all, I didn't want to take anymore shit. Not from anybody. - Iggy Pop

Two Pears Studio wrote:

This is where I am...

It was in the winter, my 50th year, when it hit me. I was really alone, and there wasn't a whole lot of time left. Every laugh and touch I could get seemed more important. Strangely, I became more bookish. And my home and study meant more to me, as I considered the circumstances of my death. I wanted to find a balance between joy and dignity, on my way out. Above all, I didn't want to take anymore shit. Not from anybody. - Iggy Pop

That's awesome:)

I am at the place where I can't get enough to read and listening to more talk radio and NPR.
It's pretty funny because at the end of the day, I love learning.

One of these days, I'll end up with someone who can teach me (and he won't have to use his penis to instruct me).

Jules NYC wrote:
That's awesome:)

I am at the place where I can't get enough to read and listening to more talk radio and NPR.
It's pretty funny because at the end of the day, I love learning.

One of these days, I'll end up with someone who can teach me (and he won't have to use his penis to instruct me).

Have you ever read Siddhartha by herman hess?

Two Pears Studio wrote:
Have you ever read Siddhartha by herman hess?

No, but I probably will now that you mentioned it:)
Ever read any Ekhart Tolle?

P.S. I LOVE the fact that a random guy's penis on Craigslist morphed into a conversation about spiritual books.


You must paint me now.
ha ha

Jules NYC wrote:

No, but I probably will now that you mentioned it:)
Ever read any Ekhart Tolle?

P.S. I LOVE the fact that a random guy's penis on Craigslist morphed into a conversation about spiritual books.


You must paint me now.
ha ha

i love Ekhart... And deep discussion is what you will get when you come to paint.

My studio awaits!

Two Pears Studio wrote:

i love Ekhart... And deep discussion is what you will get when you come to paint.

My studio awaits!