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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

Takin' pitchers of lady midget wrestlers and shit, Lordy!!!!

What if they show up at yer shoot, do you pay them? Buy them ice cream?
Feed 'em to the possums and take their camera cuz it's better than yours plus you want to see what sort of nasty, distasteful shit they made images of in case you can steal them and sell them for munnies?

'Splain yo seffs.

Nov 26 18 12:45 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

Bumped because it got no love the first time round.

Feb 16 19 01:28 am Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

what between you and possum ?

Feb 16 19 06:24 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:
what between you and possum ?

I respect their durability and versatility. They are fine animals.
Plus, you can feed them anything and rest assured that it will be eaten, so a practical choice should something require mastication.

Feb 16 19 06:30 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

I respect their durability and versatility. They are fine animals.
Plus, you can feed them anything and rest assured that it will be eaten, so a practical choice should something require mastication.

anyone ?  oops anything ?

Feb 17 19 01:22 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:

anyone ?  oops anything ?

To add to the link below, because of slow metabolism, opossums eat large numbers of ticks and do not contract tick-borne diseases (or rabies, nor do they suffer much from snake bites). As I said, highly versatile.

https://lafeber.com/vet/basic-informati … a-opossum/

The Virginia opossum is an omnivore. Free-ranging animals consume a varied diet that includes plant material, grasses and leaves, grains, fruits, seeds and bulbs, carrion, snails, slugs, worms, insects, rats, mice, snakes, amphibians, eggs, crayfish, and fish. Opossums are highly opportunistic and a large amount of their diet consists of scavenged food items, like carrion.

Feb 17 19 05:43 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

To add to the link below, because of slow metabolism, opossums eat large numbers of ticks and do not contract tick-borne diseases (or rabies, nor do they suffer much from snake bites). As I said, highly versatile.

https://lafeber.com/vet/basic-informati … a-opossum/

The Virginia opossum is an omnivore. Free-ranging animals consume a varied diet that includes plant material, grasses and leaves, grains, fruits, seeds and bulbs, carrion, snails, slugs, worms, insects, rats, mice, snakes, amphibians, eggs, crayfish, and fish. Opossums are highly opportunistic and a large amount of their diet consists of scavenged food items, like carrion.

ain't cold resistant

Feb 18 19 05:27 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:

ain't cold resistant

Neither is humans.
We are just more stubborn.
Opossums are practical.

Feb 18 19 06:56 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Neither is humans.
We are just more stubborn.
Opossums are practical.

about right.
good that we invented the gun powder

Feb 19 19 01:38 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:
about right.
good that we invented the gun powder

So we can shoot tainted deer?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-zombie- … 41676.html

Feb 19 19 02:50 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

So we can shoot tainted deer?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-zombie- … 41676.html

or each other

Feb 24 19 01:12 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:

or each other

Camera.

We are on Waddle Wayhem to Murk with Waddles?

Feb 24 19 10:25 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Camera.

We are on Waddle Wayhem to Murk with Waddles?

yes right.
leave the peanut buter jar alone

Feb 25 19 12:50 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:

yes right.
leave the peanut buter jar alone

55 gallon barrel of peanut butter, bought it at Costco.
Lasts a couple of months.
Crunchy.

Feb 25 19 02:14 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

peanut butter, ,,,,Crunchy.

YES

Feb 25 19 03:34 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

So yeah, these weird escorts can be fed to the opossums whilst we dine on crunchy peanut butter.

As always, the eaters and the eaten. I would feel bad if peanuts had souls. I already know about weird escorts.

Feb 25 19 11:02 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:
So yeah, these weird escorts can be fed to the opossums whilst we dine on crunchy peanut butter.

As always, the eaters and the eaten. I would feel bad if peanuts had souls. I already know about weird escorts.

souls, no. Credit cards, maybe
arrive in 21 century already

Feb 26 19 06:37 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:

souls, no. Credit cards, maybe
arrive in 21 century already

21st Century is so quaint and antiquified.
I've been over it for years.

Feb 26 19 11:05 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

21st Century is so quaint and antiquified.
I've been over it for years.

antiquified. does not compute

Feb 27 19 02:43 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:

antiquified. does not compute

Does not compute because antiquified.
Computers all modern and stuff.

Feb 28 19 05:57 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Does not compute because antiquified.
Computers all modern and stuff.

shroom computer are all the rage

Feb 28 19 06:02 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:

shroom computer are all the rage

Shrooooom!!!!

Computer rage very common, I smash 3 or 4 daily. Gets expensive.

Mar 01 19 05:53 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Shrooooom!!!!

Computer rage very common, I smash 3 or 4 daily. Gets expensive.

those pesky little things, all programmed to make you do it and spend your $$$$

Mar 01 19 06:56 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:

those pesky little things, all programmed to make you do it and spend your $$$$

I buy them with Russian credit cards so I don't care.
No Russian cameras though, they are wonderful door stops.

Mar 01 19 09:08 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Shadow Dancer wrote:

I buy them with Russian credit cards so I don't care.
No Russian cameras though, they are wonderful door stops.

they still do cameras ?

Mar 03 19 04:57 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

scrymettet wrote:

they still do cameras ?

Good question, I hope not.
They were only sort of cameras anyway, when they even worked.

Mar 03 19 06:10 pm Link