a thing Damon B did years ago, except he got a screen shot to prove it.
but anyways....

I had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one.
On my way home, I stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. I told the fish salesman:

"Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the trout."

"But why?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take trout. She prefers that for dinner tonight."

Haha, love it. I have not been fishing in a long time..