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Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

How much for the little one?

Jul 27 08 12:05 pm Link

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Kristen Jeanne

Posts: 5770

Pinardville, New Hampshire, US

lol, what?

Jul 27 08 12:06 pm Link

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Shabay

Posts: 1139

West Hollywood, California, US

LOL--WHAT?

Jul 27 08 12:08 pm Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

Orphans. You know, kids with no parents. I wish to purchase several. Don't worry, it's not for a photoshoot.

Jul 27 08 12:09 pm Link

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Shabay

Posts: 1139

West Hollywood, California, US

hmm i dont think m.m is the best place to look.

Jul 27 08 12:11 pm Link

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Kristen Jeanne

Posts: 5770

Pinardville, New Hampshire, US

I don't know if it's because I'm sleep deprived, but I'm laughing my ass off right now.

Jul 27 08 12:12 pm Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

Shabay wrote:
hmm i dont think m.m is the best place to look.

Oh, you'd be surprised.

Jul 27 08 12:12 pm Link

Photographer

FlirtynFun Photography

Posts: 13926

Houston, Texas, US

I don't think MM MARKET is the place for this ad either. I was here before the lock

Jul 27 08 12:13 pm Link

Model

Shabay

Posts: 1139

West Hollywood, California, US

So what do you want to do with these orphans?

Jul 27 08 12:14 pm Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

Shabay wrote:
So what do you want to do with these orphans?

Soup and manual labor.

Jul 27 08 12:15 pm Link

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StephenE

Posts: 2629

Great Neck, New York, US

I lease them, with option to buy, sometimes they complain about missing there parents, ignore that, its childhood fantasy, they don't even remember who they were, I know trust me wink

Stephen Eastwood
http://www.StephenEastwood.com

Jul 27 08 12:19 pm Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

StephenE wrote:
I lease them, with option to buy, sometimes they complain about missing there parents, ignore that, its childhood fantasy, they don't even remember who they were, I know trust me wink

Do the leases include a service plan?

Jul 27 08 12:22 pm Link

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StephenE

Posts: 2629

Great Neck, New York, US

sometimes I'MM kinky wrote:
Do the leases include a service plan?

We do have a replacement guarantee, but that is of course extra, like Apple care wink 

Stephen Eastwood
http://www.StephenEastwood.com

Jul 27 08 12:26 pm Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

StephenE wrote:
We do have a replacement guarantee, but that is of course extra, like Mac care wink

Oh, very good. I sure as hell won't care for them.

Jul 27 08 12:29 pm Link

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StephenE

Posts: 2629

Great Neck, New York, US

sometimes I'MM kinky wrote:

Oh, very good. I sure as hell won't care for them.

we find they are pretty resilient creatures actually, not as good as a roach, but not that far off.  wink

Stephen Eastwood
http://www.StephenEastwood.com

Jul 27 08 12:31 pm Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

orphan stew > roach stew

Jul 27 08 05:24 pm Link

Photographer

Karl Blessing

Posts: 30911

Caledonia, Michigan, US

I think pricing depends on the race, origin, age, and how well their teeth are.

*PS: In before the lock*

PS#2 You can rent an indian woman's womb for 9 months for around 3 grands.

Jul 27 08 05:28 pm Link

Photographer

FotoMark

Posts: 2978

Oxnard, California, US

sometimes I'MM kinky wrote:
How much for the little one?

You better hurry up, Angelina and Madonna are going to find out and buy up Stephen's supply

Jul 27 08 05:32 pm Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

Karl Blessing wrote:
I think pricing depends on the race, origin, age, and how well their teeth are.

What would an Inuit from the North Pole who's about 6 or 7 years old and has mild dental issues cost me?

Karl Blessing wrote:
PS#2 You can rent an indian woman's womb for 9 months for around 3 grands.

URL please?!?! Where is your ecommerce site?!!??!?!

Jul 27 08 05:42 pm Link

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Tanya Weaver

Posts: 7650

Atlanta, Georgia, US

:snickers:

Jul 27 08 05:46 pm Link

Photographer

Karl Blessing

Posts: 30911

Caledonia, Michigan, US

sometimes I'MM kinky wrote:
URL please?!?! Where is your ecommerce site?!!??!?!

As commercial surrogacy takes off, rent-a-womb trend fuels debate

Jul 27 08 05:48 pm Link

Photographer

Live Event Photos

Posts: 186

Albuquerque, New Mexico, US

whats's next dwarf tossing

Jul 27 08 06:23 pm Link

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Miss Riss

Posts: 1045

New Smyrna Beach, Florida, US

lol whaat

Jul 27 08 06:28 pm Link

Photographer

KBeezie

Posts: 65

Alpharetta, Georgia, US

cheapper Photos wrote:
whats's next dwarf tossing

Large lumberjack style men in the next Midget Eating Contest?

Jul 27 08 07:37 pm Link

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Eve McKenzie

Posts: 64

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

I have two that live next to me. 7 and 5, perfect breaking age. Loud buggers, will definitely ward off intruders, inexperienced in the receiving of punishment, so a good whallop or two should teach 'em. Ones short, good for getting in small spaces, and dusting behind toilets.
I'll take 2 pence for the lot.

Jul 27 08 07:42 pm Link

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Plus Model La Viola

Posts: 644

Sacramento, California, US

popcorn
I. was. here.
(sadly without any orphans to sell the OP)

Jul 27 08 07:45 pm Link

Photographer

KBeezie

Posts: 65

Alpharetta, Georgia, US

Eve M wrote:
I have two that live next to me. 7 and 5, perfect breaking age. Loud buggers, will definitely ward off intruders, inexperienced in the receiving of punishment, so a good whallop or two should teach 'em. Ones short, good for getting in small spaces, and dusting behind toilets.
I'll take 2 pence for the lot.

Wife wants to know... male, female?

Jul 27 08 07:49 pm Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

Eve M wrote:
I have two that live next to me. 7 and 5, perfect breaking age. Loud buggers, will definitely ward off intruders, inexperienced in the receiving of punishment, so a good whallop or two should teach 'em. Ones short, good for getting in small spaces, and dusting behind toilets.
I'll take 2 pence for the lot.

Do you accept PayPal?

Jul 27 08 09:28 pm Link

Photographer

Studio 48 Photography

Posts: 62

Courtice, Ontario, Canada

"2 pence for the lot"

Heck, were they owned by the queen, 2 pence is a little much....

Jul 27 08 09:33 pm Link

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Eve McKenzie

Posts: 64

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

KBeezie wrote:

Wife wants to know... male, female?

One of each, keep the male for labour, breed the female, you got your very own work camp in no time.

Jul 27 08 10:16 pm Link

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Eve McKenzie

Posts: 64

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Do you accept PayPal?

Haha cash payment on pickup only, and no I dont give change.

Jul 27 08 10:18 pm Link

Model

Eve McKenzie

Posts: 64

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Studio 48 Photography wrote:
"2 pence for the lot"

Heck, were they owned by the queen, 2 pence is a little much....

For you? A pence and an eighth. Heck I will even throw in the shock training collar I got em for christmas last year.

Jul 27 08 10:19 pm Link

Photographer

IrisSwope

Posts: 14857

Dallas, Texas, US

someone's going to jail...

just sayin, haha

Jul 27 08 10:46 pm Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

IrisSwope wrote:
someone's going to jail...

just sayin, haha

Stephen?

Jul 28 08 12:27 am Link

Photographer

Becks

Posts: 31817

Rochester, New York, US

lol

Best thing ever.

Jul 28 08 12:52 am Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

Soup?  I'd think more like a hearty stew, with potatoes & carrots & all.

Jul 28 08 12:57 am Link

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Sierra Sunshine

Posts: 11876

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

In before the lock!
Alice

Jul 28 08 01:00 am Link

Photographer

Becks

Posts: 31817

Rochester, New York, US

SLE Photography wrote:
Soup?  I'd think more like a hearty stew, with potatoes & carrots & all.

More, please?

*hold out bowl oliver twist style*

Jul 28 08 01:09 am Link

Photographer

Michael R Kihn Studios

Posts: 2559

Erie, Pennsylvania, US

Hey I'm one but I'm more adapted for the female buyer
but I'm not little anymore

Jul 28 08 10:39 am Link

Photographer

sometimes I'MM kinky

Posts: 251

New York, New York, US

SLE Photography wrote:
Soup?  I'd think more like a hearty stew, with potatoes & carrots & all.

Oh, sure, for me. I need to feed the other orphans something though.

Jul 28 08 10:47 am Link