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Bones from dead Sasquatches...
Where are they? Don't sasquatches get killed by bears, fall off cliffs, catch deadly diseases, or grow old, and die? If there are sasquatches, why are there no sasquatch bones? Not one. Not even a tooth. Not even a molecule of sasquatch DNA. Or do they live forever? May 24 09 09:41 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: The aliens take them. May 24 09 09:41 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: maybe they cremate their dead May 24 09 09:42 pm Link They're alive and well. They generally hang out at nudist colonies/resorts & clothing optional beaches. May 24 09 09:42 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: Just because they haven't been found...it doesn't mean they don't exist. May 24 09 09:43 pm Link they are eaten by other animals. May 24 09 09:43 pm Link studiomona wrote: The bones too? May 24 09 09:43 pm Link  May 24 09 09:44 pm Link Peter Claver wrote: legend has it that sasquatch bones are soft and chewy, so yes. May 24 09 09:45 pm Link Paradigm Shift wrote: que horror! May 24 09 09:46 pm Link How do we know they have bones? If they do, are they even calcium based? When I find one, I'll let you know, and no, I don't mean that girl I saw at the last party I went to. May 24 09 09:46 pm Link Bones dissolve without calcination. It's logical to assume if there are dwarfs and the occasional 7'+ tall person that somewhere in the 15 million years of our evolution they are faded into the soils of time. Giants would have been feared and eventually bred out of the population, while little people pose little threat, therefore we see them today. Some 9' tall bones have been discovered in the Middle East (I believe). We also don't find many bones of those living 12,000 years ago, and one can imagine that without marriage 500,000 years ago and the rediculous fears of running out of resources there were many, many people. Andre the Giant and the tall Chinese woman are two people who are very tall. That Big Foot man would probably be closer to 12 or 15 million years old and lost to the ages. That wolf kid is a genetic anamoly and there are 12 on earth, but imagine 5 million years ago. May 24 09 10:19 pm Link Just because one has never been found doesnt mean that they do not exist. Even today we are still finding new species of animals, and rediscovering species thought to be extinct. On one bigfoot show I saw, they had placed some motion sensor cameras in the Jungle (it was about bigfoot in South America or something), they captured a photo of a bird that had be thought to be "extinct" for like a century. Not exactly what they were looking for, but still cool none the less. May 24 09 10:20 pm Link Swank Photography wrote: Yeah, we found 30,000 year old artwork in France within three decades. The pyramid tombs within 100-150 years or so. And so much more. The Chinese tombs were recently revealed. May 24 09 10:21 pm Link Extinct animals and plants turn up every few years. Who knows what lurks in massive underground caves of the world? I usually stay within 25 square miles of my house. May 24 09 10:21 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: The other sasquatches bury them. duh! May 24 09 10:22 pm Link Maybe they eat their own dead. Something I witnessed in India on the banks of the Varanasi river. The Aghori - Eaters of the Dead May 24 09 10:25 pm Link M.hana wrote: Cool. May 24 09 10:26 pm Link Check this out. http://www.gadling.com/2009/05/05/massi … n-vietnam/ They found the biggest one. They'll find a bigger one. The Kentucky Caves are 365 Miles long!  I've been in them and never knew that in conscious mind. We didn't know this was here? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ … ungle.html Wow! Sovereign Military Secret. May 24 09 10:31 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: It is very rare to find the bones of bears. May 24 09 11:16 pm Link In my post above, I mentioned that maybe they aren't real anymore... but once were. Let me put it this way... Let's say it's 1 to 2 million years ago. During that time, you'd find our early ancestors actually competing with several other advanced primates, most notably Austrolopithecus robustus.  We know who won in the end... we did. Homo habilis becomes Homo erectus which eventually becomes Homo sapiens. What about Austrolopithecus? Well, we probably edged them out of the chain. Drove them away from the food sources, killed them off, who knows? Or do we? What if during that time of extreme competition, our ancestors gained a strong defensive mechanism to remind themselves that they needed to beat the other species... they needed to survive, or the other ones would defeat them. What if, through natural selection, we developed a sense of alertness at signs that the competing species (and other animals in general) was nearby. We began snoring... to try to scare them away at night. But we also gained a healthy sense of FEAR of the forest and the unknown... instead of ignoring grunts and branches snapping, we would wake up or pick up their smell and be ready for any attack. Likewise, we gained a stronger sense of sneaking up on them, etc. After all... WE survived, they didn't. Something must have happened... What if this almost-universal sense of bigfoot... yeti... sasquatch... satyrs... abominable snowman... wildmen... what if this is merely an instinct passed on to all of mankind by our successful hominid ancestors?? Telling us "BEWARE OF THE WILDMEN IN THE FOREST"... ? The fear of things that go bump in the night... and this image of a creature living in the woods... maybe this was a REAL thing that our ancestors had to deal with, and it was through natural selection that those that actually had these fears and concerns as part of their genetic makeup were the ones that SURVIVED. This could explain why we, still to this day, "see" bigfoot and think about it when we see anything mysterious move around in the forest... May 24 09 11:30 pm Link M.hana wrote: Every one of them? May 25 09 12:15 pm Link StephenEastwood wrote: Every one of them? The sasquatch community never lost track of a sasquatch or two? Not one? In tens of thousands of years? May 25 09 12:17 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: They were lost in the flood. May 25 09 12:33 pm Link Have you ever heard of elephant grave yards? When an elephant knows it is dying they go to a certain location that all elephants of a common family go to it is usually out of the way and conceiled. It is a fictional place that has become a common term. Do they really exist? Could a creature of reasonable intellegence direct themselves to a dying place? Or would they take thier dead to a place that they would all know about? Or Are they interdimentional? Traveling to another reality or relm. Que funky music and raised eyebrows.  May 25 09 12:43 pm Link There are no bones of sasquaches because there are no dead sasquaches - there's only Sasquach capital "S" AKA Bigfoot, or just "the Big Guy" - he's one of a kind. I hear he's got a condo in Boca Raton. Even his Wikipedia page refers to him in the singular "Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, is an alleged ape-like creature..." just like all the other celebrities with no last name. May 25 09 12:48 pm Link Sasq Dude is the original Highlander: there can only be one. May 25 09 12:52 pm Link Fotographia Fantastique wrote: He would have to have one increadible agent and publisist not to mention the frequent flier miles. I mean he's in Oregon now he's in Michigan no Florida now Texas back to Ohio But in Washington two days later. I wonder if he flys first class. He would need the leg room. May 25 09 12:58 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: We live forever. May 25 09 12:59 pm Link BigA-LTL-BEEFCAKE Page wrote: You way too cute for a Sasq girl. You might be part vampire though. May 25 09 01:01 pm Link Fotographia Fantastique wrote: wikipedia also says mentions the babel fish in the singuler, is it one of a kind? does it even exist? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Races_and_ … Babel_fish May 25 09 01:06 pm Link studiomona wrote: Chupacabras, mostly. May 25 09 04:45 pm Link Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote: No one has ever seen a 300 foot squid but there are documented cases of suction marks on dead whales that say they exist. May 25 09 07:56 pm Link Paradigm Shift wrote: That looks like the Catchman from Barberella. May 25 09 08:09 pm Link They did something about this on MonsterQuest.... It's a cool show, and a lot of them are on youtube if you want to watch. I don't remember what they said about it though May 25 09 08:12 pm Link Penn State Girl wrote: ...I think they videotaped my mother-n-law chewing on a human bone. May 25 09 08:15 pm Link |
