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Star Child
Posts: 39289
Nashville, Tennessee, US
They make everybody happy, right?
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Miss AY
Posts: 8166
Bulqizë, Bulqizë, Albania
against. they scare the shit out of me.
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Nemi
Posts: 27413
Jamaica, New York, US
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17716
San Diego Country Estates, California, US
I once got my penis stuck in a balloon.
So I'm against them.
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Mrs Tori Gombos
Posts: 3627
FOR  i have a balloon thats gonna be 3 years old on the 31st in my room all the time 
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Nemi
Posts: 27413
Jamaica, New York, US
Lawrence Guy wrote:
I once got my penis stuck in a balloon.
So I'm against them. Uhm.
This needs to come with a story.
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Storm Surge Photography
Posts: 9336
New Orleans, Louisiana, US
Depends on context.
a) Being held by a clown = open fire with every weapon you have handy.
b) In your portfolio = epic WIN!!!
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Kenyatta R
Posts: 1163
Ontario, California, US
E Liz Nudes wrote:
against. they scare the shit out of me. +5
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17716
San Diego Country Estates, California, US
Nemi Bea wrote:
Uhm.
This needs to come with a story. Right.
So. There I was in my early teen years doing a little self-exploration. I had some of these balloons that you make balloon animals out of. Well, one day I'm all alone in the house and I look at the balloons and I think, "how can I have sex with that?" 'cause, yeah know, teens would fuck a pocketknife if they thought it would feel good. So I inflate one of the balloons, pull out my stiffy, and stick it in the end of the balloon. So now I'm, like, engulfed.
It wasn't thrilling.
So I ask myself, how can I make this a rewarding experience? And I decide to pop the balloon. I figure it'll shrink-wrap my willy and fun will ensue.
I popped the balloon.
It did, indeed, shrink-wrap my willy. Fun, however, did not ensue.
Consider that the diameter of an un-inflated balloon is about a quarter of an inch. This balloon tried real hard to compress poor willy down to that size. It came pretty damn close.
This hurt. A lot. And was damned embarrassing.
To make things worse, the ragged end of the balloon was flush with my skin. I couldn't slip a fingernail underneath to get a grip on the rubber to pull it off.
So there I am, hopping around with a clamp on my cock, panicking my ass off, trying to figure out how to get this god-damned balloon off my penis, and cursing myself for being a pathetic bloody pervert. I'm actually considering using a knife to slice the balloon, even knowing I'd slice myself in the process.
I try to calm down. I try to pull it off again. I GET A GRIP! I PULL! AND THE DAMN BALLOON TEARS! So now I've pulled a thin strip of rubber off the thing, but it's still wrapped around my cock which is turning purple.
I am, at this point, seriously worried that amputation will become necessary.
Finally it occurs to me that I might be able to roll it off like a condom. I give this a few tries and finally manage to succeed. Thank goodness.
My dick was shaped like a wine bottle for the next hour.
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Nemi
Posts: 27413
Jamaica, New York, US
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Mrs Tori Gombos
Posts: 3627
wow..... that has to be one of the best things i've ever read on here 
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Star Child
Posts: 39289
Nashville, Tennessee, US
With all due respect to teenage strangeness, dude you got a woody for a balloon? 
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Underjoyed
Posts: 2238
New York, New York, US
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17716
San Diego Country Estates, California, US
Kayelless wrote:
With all due respect to teenage strangeness, dude you got a woody for a balloon?
Since then I've developed some real perversions
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
Lawrence Guy wrote:
I once got my penis stuck in a balloon. Out of condoms at the time?
EDIT: I've GOT to read the rest of the thread before posting a reply.
Damn, dude, that was one helluva confession.
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
Kayelless wrote:
They make everybody happy, right? One of my cats in Seattle LOVED balloons! (The other cat did, too, at least until he popped one with his claw.) When I brought those aluminized mylar balloons home from parties and events, she'd walk around the apartment leading the balloon around by the string in her mouth. As long as the thing still floated (they'd float for days), she'd walk it around.
Sorry, no pictures.
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17716
San Diego Country Estates, California, US
Orca Bay Images wrote:
Damn, dude, that was one helluva confession. Meh, I'm past the point of being embarrassed by things. And it's hilarious as all hell, in retrospect.
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Star Child
Posts: 39289
Nashville, Tennessee, US
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