JC Digital Photography wrote:
A nude model standing along the railroad tracks with "caution" tape wrapped around her, holding a guitar and a wedding veil on her head.

With a suitcase by her with angel wings sticking out of it and a gas mask on top of it. She has to have really colorful makeup on that matches the flower or fruit slice stuck to the side of her face. One arm should be covering her breasts and she should be flipping off the camera. "OMG...that's soooooo edgy!"

New Dawn Photography wrote:

With a suitcase by her with angel wings sticking out of it and a gas mask on top of it. She has to have really colorful makeup on that matches the flower or fruit slice stuck to the side of her face. One arm should be covering her breasts and she should be flipping off the camera. "OMG...that's soooooo edgy!"

You forgot the samurai sword!

New Dawn Photography wrote:

With a suitcase by her with angel wings sticking out of it and a gas mask on top of it. She has to have really colorful makeup on that matches the flower or fruit slice stuck to the side of her face. One arm should be covering her breasts and she should be flipping off the camera. "OMG...that's soooooo edgy!"

there goes my next idea for a shoot,back to the drawing board lol

Liteguy wrote:

You forgot the samurai sword!

DAMN!

Liteguy wrote:

You forgot the samurai sword!

and the assault rifle

Victoria Julison wrote:
Does said model in question on tracks take the train to a bathroom, smear her makeup and read a magazine on the toilet while continuing to flip off the camera?

LOL! Yes, then she OD's!

Shot By Adam wrote:
Model is topless with one arm covering bewbs and the other hand holding a smoking gun. Airbrushed purple makeup with running mascara, bright red lipstick and a squid tentacle coming out of her mouth while wearing vampire teeth and angel wings. The model beside her is wearing angel wings, intentionally shredded ACDC t-shirt torn just enough not to show "the goods", 7 inch stripper platform shoes with the slot in them to insert "tips", fairy wings, and she has spiked hair while wearing a gas mask while flipping-off the camera. Caution tape is then snaked across both of them while they are hitchhiking, standing on railroad tracks that lead directly into a dark tunnel. Off to the sides, a Lamborghini, '57 Chevy, a Chevy Impala Lowrider, and a rusted out, 1940s flatbed truck can be seen.

Whew...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

One of the models is pregnant with one arm cradling her belly from underneath and is wearing mens' "tighty whity" underwear. The whole shot is done during sunset and you can see a shooting star in the background. It was later converted to B/W and the gas mask, caution tape, cars, and the purple makeup were then colorized.

Shot By Adam wrote:

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

One of the models is pregnant with one arm cradling her belly from underneath and is wearing mens' "tighty whity" underwear. The whole shot is done during sunset and you can see a shooting star in the background. It was later converted to B/W and the gas mask, caution tape, cars, and the purple makeup were then colorized.

now if we can get one of them to straddle a motorcycle...
not just any motorcycle, but a really bad ass chopper

RVDOA wrote:

now if we can get one of them to straddle a motorcycle...
not just any motorcycle, but a really bad ass chopper

Excellent point. We also need a tall, bathroom mirror present so that after the shoot, one of the models can do a "self portrait" of the entire thing with her cell phone.

RVDOA wrote:
What would you use to create the ultimate cliche' shot?
RR tracks, angel wings, etc?

This should be fun...

18+
a little lude
https://www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pid … up_id=&ua=

Shot By Adam wrote:

Excellent point. We also need a tall, bathroom mirror present so that after the shoot, one of the models can do a "self portrait" of the entire thing with her cell phone.

BWAHAhahahaha!
Combine all the images in a collage, including the ones the sluggo the models brought with took w/ their cell phones. Lo-res so rocks!

note to self- remember to breathe between guffaws

New Dawn Photography wrote:

With a suitcase by her with angel wings sticking out of it and a gas mask on top of it. She has to have really colorful makeup on that matches the flower or fruit slice stuck to the side of her face. One arm should be covering her breasts and she should be flipping off the camera. "OMG...that's soooooo edgy!"

Ok, seriously, can I steal this for my next shoot? Please?

JQuest wrote:
What about the model with the old 35mm film body and lens being photographed nude while she photographs another model...wait for it.... nude!

and the model being photographed in the photograph would be flipping off both cameras thereby created dual realities, right?

Amber Tench wrote:
Ok, seriously, can I steal this for my next shoot? Please?

Please do! I've wanted to shoot this for a long while but just never seem to get to it. So please let me know if you shoot it. I'd love to see it!

RVDOA wrote:

and the model being photographed in the photograph would be flipping off both cameras thereby created dual realities, right?

Without question!

JQuest wrote:
What about the model with the old 35mm film body and lens being photographed nude while she photographs another model...wait for it.... nude!

Interesting concept but too many nudes just makes it a simple cliche' shot. You really need to add more creativity to this to make it over the top. So, for example, one girl is nude and in body paint with her legs spread eagle while the other girl is completely clothed in a large silk wrap, trench coat, and wearing a fedora. Now THAT'S cliche!

RVDOA wrote:
And clear plastic stripper shoes, gotta have the shoes!

I started shooting models in 2005, and these seemed most prevalent from 2005 to 2007.

I must admit I kinda like em

Rik Austin wrote:
I started to do this a year ago and the model's house burned down.  For real!  Anyway, maybe we ought to set up a contest.  There would be too much arguement over what is a cliche so maybe we could just put them up for a simple vote.

Love the idea!
I suggest we create them and just post away as we do.
I was doing a bit on mental math on a few of these and the cost to actually create some of them would require another government bailout.

RVDOA wrote:

Love the idea!
I suggest we create them and just post away as we do.
I was doing a bit on mental math on a few of these and the cost to actually create some of them would require another government bailout.

Now you know why Anne Liebowitz went bankrupt. Well, that and the fact that she pissed away money like a lunatic.

Shot By Adam wrote:

Now you know why Anne Liebowitz went bankrupt. Well, that and the fact that she pissed away money like a lunatic.

I'm beginning to think bankruptcy is the new black.

RVDOA wrote:
What would you use to create the ultimate cliche' shot?
RR tracks, angel wings, etc?

This should be fun...

Someone on here has already done that, maybe they will show up and post it.  I can't remember who it was.

Bernie Browder  wrote:

Someone on here has already done that, maybe they will show up and post it.  I can't remember who it was.

So, the cliche' pic itself has now become cliche'?
Priceless!!!

RVDOA wrote:

So, the cliche' pic itself has now become cliche'?
Priceless!!!

oh yeah every cliche' all rolled up into one