Model Mayhem #:
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Feb 08, 2019
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Nov 01, 2011

About Me

Please note the obscure bio that follows that has been on my profile for the past several years.
It has been written to annoy the hell out of other photographers that takes themselves way too seriously than is healthy. Although some of the members here actually do believe in advancing the craft, a majority are seeking are in it as a hobby. If you are a new model looking to see if modeling is for you, then this may be a first start. Be aware most of the photographers are hobbyists if you are a nude model, you might get referrals. I do not shoot nudes, I am strictly a commercial photographer shooting headshots, runway catalogs, beauty pageants. I have connections to manufacturing clothing and work with designers and endeavor to get on the runways and retail outlets.
I will do TF work if the model seems to have what it takes to get on the runway, including males. We have people that can assist in modeling and possibly get you to the next level.

I'm just a card carrying, toe tag professional GWC, just another guy with a camera. The other guys here hate. I call myself "The lonelyphotographer".. I'm the Rodney Dangerfield of photographers. I get no respect. When a casting call goes out for an awesome photographer, i thought it said AWFUL, so I raised my my hand, I get awesome and awful mixed up. When I started shooting, I begged a model to shoot with , she said ok and gave me an address and told me go inside and wait for her. I got there late and couldn't find the address. I asked a cop if he knew where the building was. He told me they just finished dynamiteing the building and bulldozing whats left of it. I tried taking a dog to the park to meet pretty models, I found out the dog was using me to meet other dogs. I remember my first shoot , I went up into the Empire State building with my model and airplanes started to attack her!
I bought a mannequin, but her arms fell off! Why when I tried shooting a inflatable date, it sprung a leak! I thought I got lucky when a guy called me up and said he wanted a family picture, turns out it was a family of pigs! I gave up on bacon after that.

Why are models so hard to come by? I even offered to pay one to shoot, she promptly doubled my money and told me to go away! I tried shooting street scenes , I asked a homeless guy if I could shoot him, he handed me the cup full of change he had and told me to go away.

Lol, I was told my name " thelonelyphotographer" sounded scary, so the model opted not to shoot with me, hell, I thought it was better than "Norman Bates".

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