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If You Were A Superhero......
What would be your decision behind becoming one? What would your powers be? What would your costume look like? What name would you go by? Would you punish the criminals yourself? Or would you turn them into the police? HAVE FUN! May 26 05 05:47 pm Link . May 26 05 06:07 pm Link I'd be Dazzler. I loved that comic. Anyone remember her? Allison Blaire aka The Dazzler made her debut in X-Men 130 back in 1980. Disco wasn't quite dead yet so this disco designed heroine wasn't quite as lame as she later became. Anyway her powers were based on converting sound (usually music) into light and her primary ability was "dazzling" opponents by hitting them with light pulses that stunned them. I suppose she could also trigger epileptic fits if she was in a bad mood. Later on she figured out how to focus those pulses into laser bolts but when she helped the X-men infiltrate the Hellfire Club's Chicago base she was rather out of her league. Anyway. I'd be her, cuz she just rocks. Sun (either her, or STORM from Xmen)  May 26 05 06:37 pm Link I'd be particle man, But when he's underwater does he get wet or does the water get him instead? Nobody Knows.... May 26 05 06:40 pm Link in an effort to save the world, one leftover at a time..i would be "TUPPERWARE MAN"..my super power would be to chose the not only the right capacity of an air tight plastic food storage container, but the right shape to ensure the leftovers integrety and freshness...i would do this with ultra-human accuracy and speed... food wasters would be forced to eat unfresh and funny shaped leftovers... the only reward i would seek would be to be burped occasionaly May 26 05 06:50 pm Link Great post. We could also make names for the site. Me, Self-rightous man, Captain Serious and Hanachan what happened to Calvin&Hobbes when they grew up, and just the plain Court Jester. flower boy and Hanachan(street art names), ZZZZerro(chicago street art), NO(older NY street art), and Captain Serious(my billboard project-NY) I do not doubt that you call me Idiot boy or Mumble Man. I have a very long list. Comic books guys--the Silver Surfer Tv comics--speed racer(simple) Oh, yes my mother called me "Oscar the Grouch" when I was young. May 26 05 06:56 pm Link Posted by eric: Damn youre good eric! May 26 05 07:06 pm Link I AM a superhero. Ever see me on my motorcycle? I've even got an action figure. Don't believe me? Check me out ...  May 27 05 12:23 am Link LMAO. YOU ARE the coolest nerd EVER! If I were to be a superhero it would be sextoy woman. I would wear all latex and pvc, Except on alternating weekends when I wore leather. I would fly through the night magically determining who needed what the worst, and causing it to appear on their table. Make Love not war...except i want to wear black catsuit + corset. May 27 05 12:40 am Link LMAO. YOU ARE the coolest nerd EVER! If I were to be a superhero it would be sextoy woman. I would wear all latex and pvc, Except on alternating weekends when I wore leather. I would fly through the night magically determining who needed what the worst, and causing it to appear on their table. Make Love not war...except i want to wear black catsuit + corset. May 27 05 12:40 am Link I must be a SuperVillian cause they got me locked up in the Phanton Zone!! Jun 01 05 08:20 pm Link I'd be Omnipotent Man and do the hell whatever I wanted to do. My costume might be sweats ... I dunno, whatever feels good. Jun 01 05 09:32 pm Link WAY to much pot in OR Posted by Hugh Jorgen ©: Jun 01 05 11:00 pm Link Wait!! There is never too much!!! (:--- Jun 01 05 11:04 pm Link Posted by Hugh Jorgen ©: You are just an angel in disguise... Jun 01 05 11:12 pm Link I would be able to telport myself anywhere that would be awesome. And I would be virtually naked. Some shreds of leather might work. Maybe a little fur, and a cloak. A sexy cloak made out rainbow-sheer fabric. Yeah  Jun 01 05 11:13 pm Link  I would be the Boogie Man and scare all the mean people in the world. Of course my costume would be GREEN! Jun 02 05 03:12 am Link Hey......!! I was always a "Plastiman" fan!! Cool red costume....... irreverent attitude and being able to stretch into any shape or space!! Jun 02 05 04:55 am Link What would be your decision behind becoming one? I like to fight the criminals in the mouth. What would your powers be? Why, Spider-Mans, with Wolverines healing factor, of course. What would your costume look like? Black leather, baby! With a spandex mask to match. What name would you go by? Spider-Bey. Would you punish the criminals yourself? Like they were my kids. Or would you turn them into the police? Well, yea... After they took that asswhoopin. Jun 02 05 08:52 am Link Doug, I'm going to turn Tupperware man into a movie, let me know when you finish acting school and we'll get started! Jun 02 05 09:17 am Link She's not a superhero, but I would like to be catwoman. ROFLMAO...I'm so retarded !!! I just like her cool cat outfit. And I need gauntlets !!!  Jun 02 05 09:27 am Link What do you mean "if"? Jun 02 05 04:12 pm Link Posted by RFAphoto: Would you're archnemisis be Triangle Man? Would Universe Man be your side kick? Jun 02 05 05:09 pm Link I just want the power to make peoples tires go flat at will. Don't cut me off. Yeah, that would solve all our problems. Jun 02 05 07:26 pm Link Yea, and that'll let me get to where I need to go faster. lol Jun 02 05 07:40 pm Link Posted by BlueTree Images: Forget super powers, I thought flying cars were supposed to be everywhere by now. Jun 02 05 07:44 pm Link Posted by Venus: But I want her outfit too! Jun 02 05 07:50 pm Link Posted by Alexandra Paris: 1- What powers? Planetary class teleporter. Think of Nightcrawler's power Jun 06 05 04:55 pm Link |
