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Dean Solo

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Miami, Arizona, US

I thought this would be a great subject of debate for a modeling site.

Mar 02 06 03:39 am Link

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Craig Thomson

Posts: 13462

Tacoma, Washington, US

god who?

Mar 02 06 03:48 am Link

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I use a Canon.

Mar 02 06 03:49 am Link

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Craig Thomson

Posts: 13462

Tacoma, Washington, US

Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
I use a Canon.

lmao, I have two Canons, really

Mar 02 06 03:50 am Link

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Dean Solo

Posts: 1064

Miami, Arizona, US

You know, the ALMIGHTY!

Mar 02 06 03:50 am Link

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Craig Thomson

Posts: 13462

Tacoma, Washington, US

Dean Solo wrote:
You know, the ALMIGHTY!

Did he go to Wilson or Lincon?

Mar 02 06 03:50 am Link

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Dean Solo

Posts: 1064

Miami, Arizona, US

Craig Thomson wrote:
Did he go to Wilson or Lincon?

I think it was Loyola..

Mar 02 06 03:53 am Link

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Brandon Ching

Posts: 2028

Brooklyn, New York, US

Last I heard, he was shooting Mamiya..

Mar 02 06 05:12 am Link

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Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

Nah... He shoots with a Hasselblad with a Phase One digital back. God doesn't mess around!

Mar 02 06 05:17 am Link

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luciano Mello

Posts: 684

São Paulo, São Paulo, Brazil

Come on, don't mess with God he is Old style guy all about the people and he likes to shoot with a Leica M6... Would be God a G.W.C God With Camera ? Dunno but any way he is cool.

Mar 02 06 05:23 am Link

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Pat Thielen

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Hastings, Minnesota, US

I just talked with him. He actually shoots with a Holga; it's an art thing...

Mar 02 06 05:31 am Link

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Vector 38

Posts: 8296

Austin, Texas, US

Craig Thomson wrote:
Did he go to Wilson or Lincon?

He went to Brooks ...

Mar 02 06 05:38 am Link

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Craig Thomson

Posts: 13462

Tacoma, Washington, US

FML-Photography wrote:
He went to Brooks ...

lol, mine are high schools where I live. I was just miffed at another god thread.

Maybe I should concentrate on finding more models to shoot with and stay out of the forums.....

**definite sarcasm**

Mar 02 06 05:41 am Link

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Dean Solo

Posts: 1064

Miami, Arizona, US

Shhhh!!!! Truthfully God created the Sun and the Stars and the Moon so he could photograph them using his Nikon d200. And yes, for you prudent models out there.....Adam and Eve were simulating nudity.

Mar 02 06 05:47 am Link

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Jimmik

Posts: 38

Brooklyn, New York, US

Polaroid, the sticky kind...

Mar 02 06 07:18 am Link

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KoolGirlieStuff

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Gainesville, Florida, US

Last time he called me, he was still using his 1980`s Leica M6, he doesn`t have any interest in the Japanese stuff, he`s pretty much an old school photographer, still has a dark room and does hand retouching.......... he also dabbles in some Minox  sub-miniature from time to time smile

Mar 02 06 07:24 am Link

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Brandon Luna

Posts: 180

Dallas, Texas, US

I saw Jesus at my church yesterday while I was at Lint Mass. He was using Canon 20D with 2.8f 70-200mm lens.

Mar 02 06 07:25 am Link

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HEF Photography

Posts: 1817

Jacksonville, Florida, US

God makes mental pictures !!

Mar 02 06 07:33 am Link

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studio36uk

Posts: 22898

Tavai, Sigave, Wallis and Futuna

God? Probably shoots with a Holga or a Lomo.

LOL

Studio36

Mar 02 06 07:49 am Link

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IM Photography

Posts: 45

Upper Saddle River, New Jersey, US

I would think niether. He probably shoot with a Minolta. God knows that Minolta has invented 85% of all the new technology found in SLR's And Digital SLR's since the 80's. He also know's
that Canon and Nikon copies most of their technologies from Minolta. Please understand, Canon and Nikon produce great equipment. But why not go with the originator.

Mar 02 06 07:50 am Link

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Gems of Nature in N Atl

Posts: 1334

North Atlanta, Georgia, US

thanks for asking, I get asked that a lot.
Nikon Digital
now go forth

Mar 02 06 07:53 am Link

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Bruce Caines

Posts: 522

New York, New York, US

god doesn't care about the camera as long as it's film.

Mar 02 06 07:56 am Link

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Chip Willis

Posts: 1780

Columbus, Georgia, US

LOL,

This is a funny post.

Mar 02 06 08:04 am Link

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Lens N Light

Posts: 16341

Bradford, Vermont, US

Now, you know, all gods just live on Olympus!!

Mar 02 06 08:26 am Link

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Bill Tracy Photography

Posts: 2322

Montague, New Jersey, US

He doesn't take pictures - he takes souls.

Mar 02 06 08:39 am Link

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Halcyon 7174 NYC

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New York, New York, US

God has a prototype of the Pentax digital 645. What else would a divine being use? Maybe a Rolleiflex? Ask Dave.

Mar 02 06 08:41 am Link

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Anderson Artwork

Posts: 493

Kansas City, Missouri, US

I never thought about it...maybe SONY is just a missspelling...it was supposed to be...SONNY'S!

And now that you got me thinkng....maybe that's what lightning is all about...STROBES!

Now...I need one of those bracelets...WWJS...What Would Jesus Shoot?....Then the question would be...camera or gun?

LOL

Mar 02 06 08:49 am Link

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Halcyon 7174 NYC

Posts: 20109

New York, New York, US

I'm sticking with my WWJFD racelet. What Would John Ford Do?

Mar 02 06 09:14 am Link

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Daniel Norton

Posts: 1745

New York, New York, US

No question, he uses a Leica and Tri-x

Mar 02 06 12:52 pm Link

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ThefStopsHere

Posts: 2387

Olympia, Washington, US

God doesn't shoot... he's a "measurbator".

Mar 02 06 12:55 pm Link

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S

Posts: 21678

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

I don’t know if the pun was deliberate, but I’m totally tickled by the visual of God “shootingâ€? with a “cannon,â€? an archangel or two scurrying to help re-load the balls.  Heh.

Mar 02 06 01:10 pm Link

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ThefStopsHere

Posts: 2387

Olympia, Washington, US

Sita Mae Edwards wrote:
I don’t know if the pun was deliberate, but I’m totally tickled by the visual of God “shootingâ€? with a “cannon,â€? an archangel or two scurrying to help re-load the balls.  Heh.

hmmmm.... so, it "takes balls" to shoot with a Canon, eh??   Can you hear mine clink when i walk down the street?? wink

Mar 02 06 01:14 pm Link

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Morton Visuals

Posts: 1773

Hope, Idaho, US

I'm thinking he doesn't need a camera -- he can create an image by eroding a rock in a specific pattern, grouping clouds together a certain way, making the inside of a tomato grow a certain way, etc....

Damn, that's WAAAAY too deep for me today....!!!

Mar 02 06 01:14 pm Link

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American Glamour

Posts: 38813

Detroit, Michigan, US

I don't know either, but I think a lightning bolt must have a flash guide number of like 50,000 or something.  I don't know if God has made them TTL yet.

Mar 02 06 01:17 pm Link

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Dean Solo

Posts: 1064

Miami, Arizona, US

Second Glance wrote:
I'm thinking he doesn't need a camera -- he can create an image by eroding a rock in a specific pattern, grouping clouds together a certain way, making the inside of a tomato grow a certain way, etc....

Damn, that's WAAAAY too deep for me today....!!!

I totaly agree....God is awesome. But think about this, he has been creating things for millions of years and he still can't create two things exactly alike. Must be frustrating!

Mar 02 06 01:43 pm Link

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Dan Rod

Posts: 106

Highlands, New Jersey, US

Come on people!

There is only one God and he uses a pinhole. Then there are the religions - the Nikons, the Canons, the Leicas, the Hasseblads and etc.

The Hasselblads cannot eat pork on Sundays....

In the end, all a camera is, is a hammer.

Mar 02 06 01:57 pm Link

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photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

IM Photography wrote:
I would think niether. He probably shoot with a Minolta. God knows that Minolta has invented 85% of all the new technology found in SLR's And Digital SLR's since the 80's. He also know's
that Canon and Nikon copies most of their technologies from Minolta. Please understand, Canon and Nikon produce great equipment. But why not go with the originator.

well i am annoyed ,so god is copying my equipment choice, i do not even like the dude.

Mar 02 06 02:02 pm Link

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Jack D Trute

Posts: 4558

New York, New York, US

God does not need a stinkin camera.   For he can make DoGoderoutypes with his will.

Jesus does use a Kodak disc camera though and his stuff rocks the house.   He makes DoGoderouotypes also.

Mar 02 06 02:06 pm Link

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Anderson Artwork

Posts: 493

Kansas City, Missouri, US

Dan Rod wrote:
Come on people!

There is only one God and he uses a pinhole. Then there are the religions - the Nikons, the Canons, the Leicas, the Hasseblads and etc.

The Hasselblads cannot eat pork on Sundays....

In the end, all a camera is, is a hammer.

YEAH...Carlsbad Cavern is the pin hole....the lightning is the stobe...the bat shit at the bottom is the emmulsion plate....presto!...damn....we don't look so good...really sh*tty expressions....ok...we shoot it again...this time...everyone say "Cheese!"

Mar 02 06 02:15 pm Link

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Red Tack Arts

Posts: 65

Washington, District of Columbia, US

God shoots with the New Leica Digital and Film Hybrid.

Mar 02 06 02:40 pm Link