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Does GOD shoot with a Cannon or a Nikon,,
Canon and Leica...only film! Apr 01 06 07:40 pm Link Jon S Chen wrote: bite yer tounge heretic. G/d decided to keep the D3X for himself. Apr 01 06 07:42 pm Link God shoots Nikon Jesus shoots Canon, They had a thread on here, but the mods Moved it !!!! Hahahahaha Apr 01 06 07:45 pm Link And then He/She can sleep with any model and then claim "immaculate conception" Apr 01 06 07:46 pm Link If he did exist, which he doesn't, (and that's a whole other thread) he'd clearly be a Canon shooter. The Almighty would insist on the best built, technologically superior instrument he could get his holy hands on. It's in the bible. Genesis, I think. Right after that bit about creating the universe. "And after lunch on the seventh day, well rested, God created Canon. And He saw that it was good" MG Apr 01 06 08:12 pm Link Polaroid of course, instant shot, and print in the same box, almost magical. Apr 01 06 08:15 pm Link If he did use a Canon that would mean Eve was created from Adam's lens cap Apr 01 06 08:30 pm Link I don't know what kind of camera GOD uses, but when I am shooting with my Canon 20D and have my 10D backup in case of wardrobe malfunction, I am just thankful that GOD has some really Awesome backdrops for me to use..... What brand of backdrops do you think he uses??? Apr 01 06 08:46 pm Link Red Tack Arts wrote: Damn, i was going to say he shot with a leica too! ha Apr 02 06 08:24 am Link Bill Tracy wrote: I though photos did take souls. Apr 02 06 08:26 am Link pw-gii photographics wrote: Anyone who is a good photographer should be able to get the job done with almost any camera give or take. Apr 02 06 08:29 am Link God only knows. I asked him last night before going to sleep. I haven't recieved a reply but I will post asap. Apr 02 06 08:51 am Link Moses told me GOD shoots with an old Polaroid Instamatic. -=Jeff=- Apr 02 06 10:31 am Link God is Linhof user! Apr 02 06 10:32 am Link God was shooting long before Canon & Nikon were a twinkle in their mother's eye. Apr 02 06 11:21 am Link Canon, the end. Apr 02 06 11:25 am Link sorry guys and gals, actually........he shoots with a Linhoff. Apr 02 06 01:02 pm Link You're all wrong. God doesn't need a camera. Apr 02 06 01:04 pm Link pin hole camera made from a shoe box. Apr 02 06 01:09 pm Link I dont know what CAMERA he has but--- He uses a WIDE ANGLE LENS so Watch out ! lol Apr 02 06 01:13 pm Link He obviously uses Canon as canon uses the red/yellow hue and most skin tones are exactly that combo. 100th post in this thread woot Apr 02 06 02:13 pm Link what use does a pork chop have for a camera? Apr 03 06 04:15 pm Link I'm not even going to bother reading anyone else's posts because you're all either right or wrong. God uses Nikon God uses Windows God drives a Ford Mustang God drinks Coke God roots for the Angels (duh!) Sounds a lot like me, but I don't want to draw any conclusions. Apr 03 06 04:29 pm Link DigitalCMH wrote: You forgot that he roots for the Saints & whoever is playing the Devils. Apr 03 06 06:58 pm Link Farenell Photography wrote: Nah, I don't care...I mean...yeah, you're probably right. Apr 03 06 07:00 pm Link Farenell Photography wrote: Nah, I don't care...I mean...yeah, you're probably right. Apr 03 06 07:00 pm Link sheeeeshhhhhh folks. monday morning, 9 am God shoot w/ lasers... like bring on the good stuff already. Apr 03 06 07:46 pm Link I didn't know God was a photographer.. Apr 03 06 08:41 pm Link Does GOD shoot with a Cannon or a Nikon I use Canon. If I used Cannon, I would kill people. Apr 03 06 08:46 pm Link He shoots with neither, he doesn't exist! Religion is the root of all evil! Religion fries the brain! I don't care if I offend any bible thumpers, keep your fucking religion to yourselves! Leave us the fuck alone. I am going to hell and I'm cool with that, now go save a homeless person... Apr 13 06 05:07 am Link Paint. No camera. Apr 13 06 09:04 am Link Which God?? Apr 13 06 10:44 am Link Does SATAN care?? Apr 14 06 02:22 am Link Nathan Strausse Studios wrote: No, he's a GWC. Apr 14 06 07:01 pm Link A Sinar and A Hasselblad for the light work Apr 14 06 10:28 pm Link Which God are you referring to?? Apr 16 06 07:12 pm Link |