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Wolf 189

Posts: 4834

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Canon and Leica...only film!

Apr 01 06 07:40 pm Link

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utako omori

Posts: 268

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Jon S Chen wrote:
i saw god shooting with a d200

bite yer tounge heretic. G/d  decided to keep the D3X for himself.

Apr 01 06 07:42 pm Link

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Mac Wolff

Posts: 3665

Litchfield Park, Arizona, US

God shoots Nikon  Jesus  shoots Canon, They had a thread on here, but the mods Moved it !!!!  Hahahahaha

Apr 01 06 07:45 pm Link

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Riedel Photography

Posts: 182

Indianola, Washington, US

And then He/She can sleep with any model and then claim "immaculate conception"

Apr 01 06 07:46 pm Link

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Michael G Photography

Posts: 6

San Francisco, California, US

If he did exist, which he doesn't, (and that's a whole other thread) he'd clearly be a Canon shooter. The Almighty would insist on the best built, technologically superior instrument he could get his holy hands on. It's in the bible. Genesis, I think. Right after that bit about creating the universe. "And after lunch on the seventh day, well rested, God created Canon. And He saw that it was good"

MG

Apr 01 06 08:12 pm Link

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Malameel

Posts: 1087

Dallas, Texas, US

Polaroid of course, instant shot, and print in the same box, almost magical.

Apr 01 06 08:15 pm Link

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monochrome_sf

Posts: 43

Woodland Hills, California, US

If he did use a Canon that would mean Eve was created from Adam's lens cap

Apr 01 06 08:30 pm Link

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A Action Photography

Posts: 11

Oak Ridge North, Texas, US

I don't know what kind of camera GOD uses, but when I am shooting with my Canon 20D and have my 10D backup in case of wardrobe malfunction,  I am just thankful that GOD has some really Awesome backdrops for me to use..... What brand of backdrops do you think he uses???

Apr 01 06 08:46 pm Link

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TIMCORP

Posts: 6

Chiang Mai, Northern, Thailand

Red Tack Arts wrote:
God shoots with the New Leica Digital and Film Hybrid.

Damn, i was going to say he shot with a leica too! ha

But i heard the leica digitals were not up too "leica" standards

Apr 02 06 08:24 am Link

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TIMCORP

Posts: 6

Chiang Mai, Northern, Thailand

Bill Tracy wrote:
He doesn't take pictures - he takes souls.

I though photos did take souls.

Apr 02 06 08:26 am Link

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TIMCORP

Posts: 6

Chiang Mai, Northern, Thailand

pw-gii photographics wrote:

Perhaps, but anyone who considers himself or herself a good photographer should be able to get the job done (and probably indistinguishably) with any of the top-of-the-line cameras.

Anyone who is a good photographer should be able to get the job done with almost any camera give or take.

Apr 02 06 08:29 am Link

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JR Mandeville Photograp

Posts: 469

Miami Beach, Florida, US

God only knows. I asked him last night before going to sleep. I haven't recieved a reply but I will post asap.

Apr 02 06 08:51 am Link

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digital cowboy

Posts: 147

Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, US

Moses told me GOD shoots with an old Polaroid Instamatic.


-=Jeff=-

Apr 02 06 10:31 am Link

Photographer

Thos Damn Yankees

Posts: 141

God is Linhof user!

Apr 02 06 10:32 am Link

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Farenell Photography

Posts: 18832

Albany, New York, US

God was shooting long before Canon & Nikon were a twinkle in their mother's eye.

Apr 02 06 11:21 am Link

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Jose Luis

Posts: 2890

Dallas, Texas, US

Canon, the end.

Apr 02 06 11:25 am Link

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Ed Flores

Posts: 20

Tucson, Arizona, US

sorry guys and gals, actually........he shoots with a Linhoff.

Apr 02 06 01:02 pm Link

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J Merrill Images

Posts: 1412

Harvey, Illinois, US

You're all wrong. God doesn't need a camera.

Apr 02 06 01:04 pm Link

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Gary Kennedy

Posts: 130

Brampton, Ontario, Canada

pin hole camera made from a shoe box.

Apr 02 06 01:09 pm Link

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MelissaBaker

Posts: 1237

New York, New York, US

I dont know what CAMERA he has but---

          He uses a WIDE ANGLE LENS so Watch out !  lol    smile

Apr 02 06 01:13 pm Link

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Jay Kilgore

Posts: 798

Edina, Minnesota, US

He obviously uses Canon as canon uses the red/yellow hue and most skin tones are exactly that combo.

100th post in this thread woot

Apr 02 06 02:13 pm Link

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former_mm_user

Posts: 5521

New York, New York, US

what use does a pork chop have for a camera?

Apr 03 06 04:15 pm Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

I'm not even going to bother reading anyone else's posts because you're all either right or wrong.

God uses Nikon
God uses Windows
God drives a Ford Mustang
God drinks Coke
God roots for the Angels (duh!)

Sounds a lot like me, but I don't want to draw any conclusions.

Apr 03 06 04:29 pm Link

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Farenell Photography

Posts: 18832

Albany, New York, US

DigitalCMH wrote:
I'm not even going to bother reading anyone else's posts because you're all either right or wrong.

God uses Nikon
God uses Windows
God drives a Ford Mustang
God drinks Coke
God roots for the Angels (duh!)

Sounds a lot like me, but I don't want to draw any conclusions.

You forgot that he roots for the Saints & whoever is playing the Devils.

Apr 03 06 06:58 pm Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Farenell Photography wrote:

You forgot that he roots for the Saints & whoever is playing the Devils.

Nah, I don't care...I mean...yeah, you're probably right.

Apr 03 06 07:00 pm Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Farenell Photography wrote:

You forgot that he roots for the Saints & whoever is playing the Devils.

Nah, I don't care...I mean...yeah, you're probably right.

Apr 03 06 07:00 pm Link

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sai sivanesan

Posts: 119

Chicago, Illinois, US

sheeeeshhhhhh  folks.  monday morning, 9 am  God shoot w/ lasers...  like bring on the good stuff already.

Apr 03 06 07:46 pm Link

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Scott Johnson Studios

Posts: 3353

Wausau, Wisconsin, US

I didn't know God was a photographer..

Apr 03 06 08:41 pm Link

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XtremeArtists

Posts: 9122

Does GOD shoot with a Cannon or a Nikon

I use Canon. If I used Cannon, I would kill people.

Apr 03 06 08:46 pm Link

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Hamza

Posts: 7791

New York, New York, US

He shoots with neither, he doesn't exist!

Religion is the root of all evil!

Religion fries the brain!

I don't care if I offend any bible thumpers, keep your fucking religion to yourselves!

Leave us the fuck alone.

I am going to hell and I'm cool with that, now go save a homeless person...

Apr 13 06 05:07 am Link

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Mark Anderson

Posts: 2472

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Paint.  No camera.

Apr 13 06 09:04 am Link

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Vermont Figurative Arts

Posts: 212

Burlington, Vermont, US

Which God??

Apr 13 06 10:44 am Link

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Nathan Strausse Studios

Posts: 101

New York, New York, US

Does SATAN care??

Apr 14 06 02:22 am Link

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Jay Kilgore

Posts: 798

Edina, Minnesota, US

Nathan Strausse Studios wrote:
Does SATAN care??

No, he's a GWC.

Apr 14 06 07:01 pm Link

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Bob Helm Photography

Posts: 18911

Cherry Hill, New Jersey, US

A Sinar and A Hasselblad for the light work

Apr 14 06 10:28 pm Link

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JTP_Digital

Posts: 89

Vientiane, Viangchan Prefecture, Laos

Which God are you referring to??

Apr 16 06 07:12 pm Link