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I love you all. Seriously, you guys have been awesome and so very supportive. And you never cease to amaze me with your kindness. It means the world to me. Sincerely, Laura Ann. Apr 23 12 03:13 pm Link Testicles. Apr 23 12 03:16 pm Link Oh Shit, I swear, it wasn't me !!! Apr 23 12 03:17 pm Link Ovaries. Apr 23 12 03:18 pm Link Dear Laura Ann:  Apr 23 12 03:21 pm Link I would love you too... if you were closer. That's a joke. Seriously. Apr 23 12 04:43 pm Link say it with tongue Apr 23 12 04:48 pm Link Pics! Apr 23 12 04:53 pm Link Listen, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be mocked by eunuchs! Thou shalt go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes, you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, you will be captured by Midianite maniacs, you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, and you will be smitten with all-over boils! I pray thou shalt be taunted by the king's concubines, thou whose name is but dung! I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye who art a byword for idiocy, and I pray thou shalt become as popular as a boil on the king's backside! Thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions, and you will crash the king's best-loved chariot, you who are as welcome as a fart in the Queen's bedchamber! Apr 23 12 04:53 pm Link That's it !!! I am DONE being awesome and very supportive. DONE I tell you!!!  Apr 23 12 04:55 pm Link Lawrence Guy wrote: You need to get laid more than any person I've ever known. Apr 23 12 05:09 pm Link That doesn't sound like us. You sure you're posting to the right website? Apr 23 12 05:14 pm Link MMDesign wrote: I used an online insult generator! Apr 23 12 05:16 pm Link Lawrence Guy wrote: I've been married for 25 years and I picked you out for that honor, you should be proud. Apr 23 12 05:23 pm Link MMDesign wrote: I have only two months left to avoid becoming a 40-year-old virgin. I'm not that proud. Apr 23 12 05:24 pm Link Lawrence Guy wrote: craigslist casual encounters. Apr 23 12 05:25 pm Link Lawrence Guy wrote: It worked for Steve Carell and seems to be working for Tim Tebow so don't give up the faith. Apr 23 12 05:27 pm Link Damon Banner wrote: My problem is that I actually want to care about the person these days. Apr 23 12 05:28 pm Link Lawrence Guy wrote: I care about all the hookers I have sex with. Then I want them to leave. Apr 23 12 05:30 pm Link Damon Banner wrote: Isn't your service supposed to be secret? Apr 23 12 05:58 pm Link Damon Banner wrote: Two of my favorite things! Apr 23 12 06:13 pm Link Apr 23 12 06:18 pm Link This turned out awesome... Apr 23 12 08:41 pm Link wait for it, wait for it. next comes the part where she breaks the bad news that we all need to go get tested for chlamydia.  Apr 23 12 09:10 pm Link Michael A Broughton wrote: Chlamydia? Shit no. Herpes? Maybe. Apr 23 12 09:15 pm Link Laura Ann - Fashion wrote: too late. Apr 23 12 09:16 pm Link Michael A Broughton wrote: The herp: The gift that keeps on giving Apr 23 12 09:18 pm Link i've heard glitter described as the herpes of craft supplies. i prefer to think of herpes as the glitter of stds. Apr 23 12 09:23 pm Link Michael A Broughton wrote:
Apr 23 12 11:15 pm Link I love lamp, I love lamp. Apr 23 12 11:22 pm Link ::cough:: Feb 01 13 01:05 pm Link Herpes? Ain't them those little green things on her plate? Feb 01 13 04:51 pm Link |
