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L A F

Posts: 8388

Davenport, Iowa, US

I love you all.  Seriously, you guys have been awesome and so very supportive.  And you never cease to amaze me with your kindness.  It means the world to me.

Sincerely, Laura Ann.

Apr 23 12 03:13 pm Link

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Jason Haven

Posts: 38336

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Testicles.

Apr 23 12 03:16 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 38568

Portland, Oregon, US

Oh Shit,

I swear, it wasn't me !!!

Apr 23 12 03:17 pm Link

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K Allende

Posts: 14172

Columbus, Ohio, US

Ovaries.

Apr 23 12 03:18 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

Posts: 14717

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Dear Laura Ann:













http://mms.ibsrv.net/images/face.jpg

Apr 23 12 03:21 pm Link

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MMDesign

Posts: 18647

Louisville, Kentucky, US

I would love you too... if you were closer.


That's a joke.


Seriously.

Apr 23 12 04:43 pm Link

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Damon Banner

Posts: 85305

Hayward, California, US

say it with tongue

Apr 23 12 04:48 pm Link

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Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

Pics!

Apr 23 12 04:53 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17683

Spring Valley, California, US

Listen, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!  Thou shalt go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes, you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, you will be captured by Midianite maniacs, you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, and you will be smitten with all-over boils!  I pray thou shalt be taunted by the king's concubines, thou whose name is but dung!  I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye who art a byword for idiocy, and I pray thou shalt become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!  Thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions, and you will crash the king's best-loved chariot, you who are as welcome as a fart in the Queen's bedchamber!

Apr 23 12 04:53 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 38568

Portland, Oregon, US

That's it !!!

I am DONE being awesome and very supportive.


DONE I tell you!!!









wink

Apr 23 12 04:55 pm Link

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MMDesign

Posts: 18647

Louisville, Kentucky, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:
Listen, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!  Thou shalt go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes, you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, you will be captured by Midianite maniacs, you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, and you will be smitten with all-over boils!  I pray thou shalt be taunted by the king's concubines, thou whose name is but dung!  I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye who art a byword for idiocy, and I pray thou shalt become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!  Thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions, and you will crash the king's best-loved chariot, you who are as welcome as a fart in the Queen's bedchamber!

You need to get laid more than any person I've ever known.

Apr 23 12 05:09 pm Link

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Zebadiah _MI

Posts: 13379

Ann Arbor, Michigan, US

That doesn't sound like us.  You sure you're posting to the right website?  wink

Apr 23 12 05:14 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17683

Spring Valley, California, US

MMDesign wrote:
You need to get laid more than any person I've ever known.

I used an online insult generator!

Of course, I had to use it a whole bunch of times and cut and paste the insults together, but still!

And, yes.  Yes I do.

Apr 23 12 05:16 pm Link

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MMDesign

Posts: 18647

Louisville, Kentucky, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:

I used an online insult generator!

Of course, I had to use it a whole bunch of times and cut and past the insults together, but still!

And, yes.  Yes I do.

I've been married for 25 years and I picked you out for that honor, you should be proud.  smile

Apr 23 12 05:23 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17683

Spring Valley, California, US

MMDesign wrote:

I've been married for 25 years and I picked you out for that honor, you should be proud.  smile

I have only two months left to avoid becoming a 40-year-old virgin.  I'm not that proud.

Apr 23 12 05:24 pm Link

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Damon Banner

Posts: 85305

Hayward, California, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:

I have only two months left to avoid becoming a 40-year-old virgin.  I'm not that proud.

craigslist casual encounters.

Apr 23 12 05:25 pm Link

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MMDesign

Posts: 18647

Louisville, Kentucky, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:

I have only two months left to avoid becoming a 40-year-old virgin.  I'm not that proud.

It worked for Steve Carell and seems to be working for Tim Tebow so don't give up the faith.

Apr 23 12 05:27 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17683

Spring Valley, California, US

Damon Banner wrote:

craigslist casual encounters.

My problem is that I actually want to care about the person these days.

It's really not a big deal for me, but the number does annoy me.

Apr 23 12 05:28 pm Link

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Damon Banner

Posts: 85305

Hayward, California, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:

My problem is that I actually want to care about the person these days.

It's really not a big deal for me, but the number does annoy me.

I care about all the hookers I have sex with.  Then I want them to leave.

Apr 23 12 05:30 pm Link

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Don A Long

Posts: 2626

Jacksonville, Florida, US

Damon Banner wrote:

I care about all the hookers I have sex with.  Then I want them to leave.

Isn't your service supposed to be secret?

Apr 23 12 05:58 pm Link

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Bubble77

Posts: 10706

Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

Damon Banner wrote:

craigslist casual encounters.

Two of my favorite things!

Apr 23 12 06:13 pm Link

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Eclectic Vision

Posts: 8215

Toledo, Ohio, US

http://mms.ibsrv.net/images/face.jpg

Apr 23 12 06:18 pm Link

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L A F

Posts: 8388

Davenport, Iowa, US

This turned out awesome...

Apr 23 12 08:41 pm Link

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Michael A Broughton

Posts: 1194

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

wait for it, wait for it. next comes the part where she breaks the bad news that we all need to go get tested for chlamydia. tongue

Apr 23 12 09:10 pm Link

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L A F

Posts: 8388

Davenport, Iowa, US

Michael A Broughton wrote:
wait for it, wait for it. next comes the part where she breaks the bad news that we all need to go get tested for chlamydia. tongue

Chlamydia?  Shit no.  Herpes?  Maybe.

tongue

Apr 23 12 09:15 pm Link

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Michael A Broughton

Posts: 1194

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Laura Ann - Fashion wrote:
Herpes?  Maybe.

too late. tongue

Apr 23 12 09:16 pm Link

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L A F

Posts: 8388

Davenport, Iowa, US

Michael A Broughton wrote:

too late. tongue

The herp:  The gift that keeps on giving

Apr 23 12 09:18 pm Link

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Michael A Broughton

Posts: 1194

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

i've heard glitter described as the herpes of craft supplies. i prefer to think of herpes as the glitter of stds.

Apr 23 12 09:23 pm Link

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rhus

Posts: 1823

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Michael A Broughton wrote:
i've heard glitter described as the herpes of craft supplies. i prefer to think of herpes as the glitter of stds.

lol

Apr 23 12 11:15 pm Link

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Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8795

Martinez, California, US

I love lamp, I love lamp.

Apr 23 12 11:22 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23408

Atlanta, Georgia, US

::cough::

Feb 01 13 01:05 pm Link

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David Weiss

Posts: 7130

Oshkosh, Wisconsin, US

Herpes?  Ain't them those little green things on her plate? tongue

Feb 01 13 04:51 pm Link