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Nelia

Posts: 2166

San Francisco, California, US

Carl Roberts wrote:
So "Porn" is is the explicit portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual gratification

And a "Slut" is someone that has loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous.

I still say if you are doing "Porn" then by definition you are a "Slut"

This has to be the Dumbest comparison that i have ever read in my life!

Jan 29 13 01:19 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Michael Pandolfo wrote:
I am so disappointed. What's with all the Slut Hate? Sluts need love too.

And food!

https://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/26/2026/Soup-for-Sluts-Ramen_7847-l.jpg?v=7847

Jan 29 13 01:19 pm Link

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Good Egg Productions

Posts: 16713

Orlando, Florida, US

mjda1st wrote:
I see that phrase repeated across the bios of so many female llamas. I'm like what the hell???  You're telling me THAT many photogs on MM, inbox llamas about shooting porn they actually have to post a disclaimer?  Granted MM, does allow porn sluts to "model" here

Jan 29 13 01:21 pm Link

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Mary Geraldine

Posts: 1697

Valdese, North Carolina, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

And food!

https://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/26/2026/Soup-for-Sluts-Ramen_7847-l.jpg?v=7847

Mmmmm slu... I mean soup.

Jan 29 13 01:21 pm Link

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Rik Austin

Posts: 12164

Austin, Texas, US

I am moving this to OT.  The Sewer is backed up.

Jan 29 13 01:24 pm Link

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Merlinpix

Posts: 7118

Farmingdale, New York, US

Mmmm...porn sluts...such a gentleman.

Jan 29 13 01:26 pm Link

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JimBobLc

Posts: 199

Martinsburg, West Virginia, US

I would think an advertisement would be about all the things one does, and not about the things one does not do. "Implied nudes only" or "tasteful nudes only" seems to get the message across in a less confrontational manner than "no porn" or even "no nudes", and casual mention of a boyfriend or husband (whether one exists or not) seems to be less confrontational than "don't even think about it". Imagine if you walked in Wal-Mart and the greeter's first words were "no shoplifting".

Jan 29 13 01:27 pm Link

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Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

AVD AlphaDuctions wrote:
theres probably a cosmetic surgery procedure for loose sexual morals. check the yellow pages online.

I have. I couldn't find it. Can anyone recommend a good surgeon?







popcorn Mmmm Good thread!

Jan 29 13 01:32 pm Link

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Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Rik Austin wrote:
I am moving this to OT.  The Sewer is backed up.

Backed up by sluts, I'm sure.

Jan 29 13 01:33 pm Link

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Andialu

Posts: 14029

San Pedro, California, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

And food!

https://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/26/2026/Soup-for-Sluts-Ramen_7847-l.jpg?v=7847

Cheap and delicious, just like sluts!

Jan 29 13 01:33 pm Link

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Carl Roberts

Posts: 33090

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

Carl Roberts wrote:
So "Porn" is is the explicit portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual gratification

And a "Slut" is someone that has loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous.

I still say if you are doing "Porn" then by definition you are a "Slut"

Damianne wrote:
Unless you're talking about pedophilia or rape, morals and sex don't actually have anything to do with one another.

"loose sexual morals" makes no sense, unless you actually mean they have poor morals in regards to sex, which would make them a sexual predator, a sex offender, or just a criminal, not a slut.

What a fucking stupid phrase.

This is a cut and paste definition I got from Wikipedia

Not my definition, Wikipedia's

Jan 29 13 01:35 pm Link

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PhotographybyT

Posts: 7947

Monterey, California, US

What say me?

Damn those "porn slut" photographers!

...ruining it for us regular slut photographers. hmm

/sarc

Jan 29 13 01:35 pm Link

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Carl Roberts

Posts: 33090

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

Carl Roberts wrote:
So "Porn" is is the explicit portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual gratification

And a "Slut" is someone that has loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous.

I still say if you are doing "Porn" then by definition you are a "Slut"

Nelia wrote:
This has to be the Dumbest comparison that i have ever read in my life!

Really? The dumbest comparison you have EVER read in your life?

What about the comparison of Bruce Wayne and Donald Trump

I think that one is dumber

Jan 29 13 01:36 pm Link

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Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Carl Roberts wrote:

Carl Roberts wrote:
So "Porn" is is the explicit portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual gratification

And a "Slut" is someone that has loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous.

I still say if you are doing "Porn" then by definition you are a "Slut"

This is a cut and paste definition I got from Wikipedia

Not my definition, Wikipedia's

Oh, well then, that makes it much less stupid.
roll

Jan 29 13 01:37 pm Link

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Carl Roberts

Posts: 33090

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

Damianne wrote:
Oh, well then, that makes it much less stupid.
roll

Lol

Jan 29 13 01:39 pm Link

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Mary Geraldine

Posts: 1697

Valdese, North Carolina, US

Anybody else remember when Sinbad died?

Jan 29 13 01:39 pm Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46880

Howell, Michigan, US

https://i.imgur.com/tHw0b.gif

Jan 29 13 01:40 pm Link

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Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Shooting "porn" is a lot of fun.

Why you mad?

Jan 29 13 01:41 pm Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46880

Howell, Michigan, US

Nelia wrote:
This has to be the Dumbest comparison that i have ever read in my life!

https://i.imgur.com/RnD9h.gif

Jan 29 13 01:42 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

Damianne wrote:

Unless you're talking about pedophilia or rape, morals and sex don't actually have anything to do with one another.

"loose sexual morals" makes no sense, unless you actually mean they have poor morals in regards to sex, which would make them a sexual predator, a sex offender, or just a criminal, not a slut.

What a fucking stupid phrase.

Did you expect any better from the same guys that thought it was a better idea to have priests fondle little kids than allowing them to have a normal sex life?

Jan 29 13 01:43 pm Link

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Sophistocles

Posts: 21320

Seattle, Washington, US

-Jen- wrote:

https://i.imgur.com/RnD9h.gif

I just feel the need to point out that this scene is from The Trouble with Tribbles, at the end, when Scotty explains that he beamed all of the tribbles on to the Klingon ship.

I have to maintain my geek cred by demonstrating that I know that.

It is my hope that it gets me dates with some of these sluts.

Anyone?

Jan 29 13 01:44 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

-Jen- wrote:

https://i.imgur.com/RnD9h.gif

I was more like...

https://4minuten.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/star-trek-gifs-04.gif

Jan 29 13 01:45 pm Link

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Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Sophistocles wrote:

I just feel the need to point out that this scene is from The Trouble with Tribbles, at the end, when Scotty explains that he beamed all of the tribbles on to the Klingon ship.

I have to maintain my geek cred by demonstrating that I know that.

It is my hope that it gets me dates with some of these sluts.

Anyone?

Do you have a Tribble from the Star Trek Experience before it closed?

Jan 29 13 01:45 pm Link

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Brooks Ayola

Posts: 9754

Chatsworth, California, US

Time for a lesson with Laci Green...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCw2MzKjpoo

Jan 29 13 01:48 pm Link

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Rik Austin

Posts: 12164

Austin, Texas, US

Damianne wrote:

Backed up by sluts, I'm sure.

lol  I would so love to answer but then I'd have to brig myself.

Jan 29 13 01:48 pm Link

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Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Damianne wrote:
Do you have a Tribble from the Star Trek Experience before it closed?

Don't you know Chris is The Supreme Super Geek? Of course he has the damn tribble! tongue

Jan 29 13 01:50 pm Link

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Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Rik Austin wrote:

lol  I would so love to answer but then I'd have to brig myself.

You'd punish yourself too harshly and we'd all appeal through proper channels.

You know, by making a thread in Site Related.

Jan 29 13 01:50 pm Link

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Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Damianne wrote:
You'd punish yourself too harshly and we'd all appeal through proper channels.

You know, by making a thread in Site Related.

SR is for people who can't find the help button and for people who think emotion and not dollars will get IB to give a damn about their peeves. We couldn't help Rik in there.

Jan 29 13 01:53 pm Link

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AVD AlphaDuctions

Posts: 10747

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Marc Damon wrote:

SR is for people who can't find the help button and for people who think emotion and not dollars will get IB to give a damn about their peeves. We couldn't help Rik in there.

no thread jacking. start a separate thread about SR sluts

Jan 29 13 01:56 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/SPRINGHEEL69/6RKfh.gif

Jan 29 13 01:57 pm Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Simply fooken lovely......

Carry on, I got my 3 minutes of cheap entertainment. I really hope a few of you continue to post, so I can get another minute or two later on.

Jan 29 13 01:59 pm Link

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Nicole Nu

Posts: 3981

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Brooks Ayola wrote:
Time for a lesson with Laci Green...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCw2MzKjpoo

That video was seriously awesome

Jan 29 13 01:59 pm Link

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Carl Roberts

Posts: 33090

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

-Jen- wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/tHw0b.gif

https://gifsoup.com/view/1025511/krunking-o.gif

Jan 29 13 02:00 pm Link

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Jeffrey M Fletcher

Posts: 4861

Asheville, North Carolina, US

mjda1st wrote:
I see that phrase repeated across the bios of so many female models. I'm like what the hell???  You're telling me THAT many photogs on MM, inbox models about shooting porn they actually have to post a disclaimer?  Granted MM, does allow porn sluts to "model" here & too many women have the hideous ''Camera phone in the bathroom mirror" shots in their profiles, but c'mon fellas, not every woman is THAT desperate for money.  What say you?

But surely in our modern age it's not only women. Op, are you a porn slut?

Jan 29 13 02:00 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

Sophistocles wrote:

I just feel the need to point out that this scene is from The Trouble with Tribbles, at the end, when Scotty explains that he beamed all of the tribbles on to the Klingon ship.

I have to maintain my geek cred by demonstrating that I know that.

It is my hope that it gets me dates with some of these sluts.

Anyone?

The tribbles need to be in the next Trek movie.
JJ Abrams will probably just wipe them out with a drop of red goo, but to hell with continuity.

Jan 29 13 02:04 pm Link

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T

Posts: 53557

Washington, District of Columbia, US

lmao!!

I love this place

Jan 29 13 02:07 pm Link

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Carl Roberts

Posts: 33090

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

Russian Katarina wrote:
The tribbles need to be in the next Trek movie.
JJ Abrams will probably just wipe them out with a drop of red goo, but to hell with continuity.

Yes but the lens flare off of their eye when the light hits it will be epic

Jan 29 13 02:07 pm Link

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Christopher Carter

Posts: 7777

Indianapolis, Indiana, US

You know it's a good thread when the mods join in the frivolity big_smile

Jan 29 13 02:09 pm Link

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T

Posts: 53557

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Yes, just like old times. Trainwrecks galore!!!

Jan 29 13 02:09 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

Carl Roberts wrote:

Yes but the lens flare off of their eye when the light hits it will be epic

Just wait until he does Star Wars.

It will induce more epilepsy attacks than a Japanese anime does to non Japanese-people.

Jan 29 13 02:12 pm Link