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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.
I didnt even get ONE!
I'm so mad!!!
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
shush! My daughters steal my sweaters...soon as it gets cold...puft ..they vanish for the winter.
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
I am baking carrot cakes.
Come over
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Kam Arose
Posts: 6014
Berkeley, California, US
Nom nom. Makes me hungry for oreos!
I can totally down a whole package of Newman-Os in one sitting. It's not pretty, but, once or twice a year, it happens.
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
scrymettet wrote:
I am baking carrot cakes.
Come over no raisins or nuts, please.
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Kamarose wrote:
Nom nom. Makes me hungry for oreos!
I can totally down a whole package of Newman-Os in one sitting. It's not pretty, but, once or twice a year, it happens. I know, I went to get some milk and eat a couple.
NOPE.
NONE.
I was SO mad.
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
-Jen- wrote:
no raisins or nuts, please.
never.
be here in two hours.
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
UnoMundo wrote:
shush! My daughters steal my sweaters...soon as it gets cold...puft ..they vanish for the winter. lol, steal them back when the girls are sleeping!
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Elizabeth Claret
Posts: 56038
Yelm, Washington, US
Oreo's don't come in bags. They come in trays.
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Asha - Makeup Artist
Posts: 8451
Anderson, Alabama, US
Elizabeth Claret wrote:
Oreo's don't come in bags. They come in trays. The trays go inside the bags. 
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ghp
Posts: 23591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US
My husband has done the same thing to me! And...he did it once with Dr. Pepper...he decided to live very dangerously that day. Learned his lesson! 
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
g.hansel photography wrote:
My husband has done the same thing to me!
And...he did it once with Dr. Pepper...he decided to live very dangerously that day. Learned his lesson!
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
This is one of the reasons I got divorced
We were driving through Italy
I stop to get a drink, I say...Cindy do you want me to get you anything to drink?
She says, no, I'll just have a sip of yours
I say...are you SURE you don't want your own beer?
No no she says, I'm not thirsty
Ok fine
I get the beer, get back in the car and start driving
And that bitch drinks my whole beer
I'm like DAMN IT Woman!
That was my favorite Beer!
We got divorced shortly after that trip.
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Carl Roberts wrote:
This is one of the reasons I got divorced
We were driving through Italy
I stop to get a drink, I say...Cindy do you want me to get you anything to drink?
She says, no, I'll just have a sip of yours
I say...are you SURE you don't want your own beer?
No no she says, I'm not thirsty
Ok fine
I get the beer, get back in the car and start driving
And that bitch drinks my whole beer
I'm like DAMN IT Woman!
That was my favorite Beer!
We got divorced shortly after that trip. ha...ever try ordering takeout? just dont be upstairs when it arrives.
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Carl Roberts wrote:
This is one of the reasons I got divorced
We were driving through Italy
I stop to get a drink, I say...Cindy do you want me to get you anything to drink?
She says, no, I'll just have a sip of yours
I say...are you SURE you don't want your own beer?
No no she says, I'm not thirsty
Ok fine
I get the beer, get back in the car and start driving
And that bitch drinks my whole beer
I'm like DAMN IT Woman!
That was my favorite Beer!
We got divorced shortly after that trip. If you were smart you would've bought 2 knowing what she was going to do.
Thats what I do.
I think ahead like that.
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
deserts with 2 forks ?
it's still cheating.
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17716
San Diego Country Estates, California, US
-Jen- wrote:
My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night. Pikers.
BTW, the standard serving size for Oreos is a "stick." A normal bag of Oreos contains three sticks. They also have the single-serving boxes that contain just one stick. I get one of those when I'm also getting a pint of Ben and Jerry's (1 pint = 1 serving).
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Andy Durazo
Posts: 24474
Los Angeles, California, US
scrymettet wrote:
I am baking carrot cakes.
Come over nom nom nom
queues up for some carrot cake!
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BAWSOGRAPHER
Posts: 590
The Woodlands, Texas, US
UnoMundo wrote:
shush! My daughters steal my sweaters...soon as it gets cold...puft ..they vanish for the winter. It's because they care.
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Andy Durazo
Posts: 24474
Los Angeles, California, US
g.hansel photography wrote:
My husband has done the same thing to me!
And...he did it once with Dr. Pepper...he decided to live very dangerously that day. Learned his lesson! uh-oh Hubby got the hammer put down on him!
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BAWSOGRAPHER
Posts: 590
The Woodlands, Texas, US
Andy Durazo wrote:
nom nom nom
queues up for some carrot cake! Carrot cake is fucking eww. But the icing they use for it is goddamn NOM. Therefore I'm not entirely disappointed when someone makes one. But they are after I get to it.
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Eye of Sicari
Posts: 37100
Toledo, Ohio, US
scrymettet wrote:
deserts with 2 forks ?
it's still cheating. but I have 2 hands
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
Every time I see this thread title, I think "Whorebag of Whoreos" and chuckle smugly to myself...
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Susie B
Posts: 4260
Santa Fe, New Mexico, US
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ghp
Posts: 23591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US
In honor of this thread, I picked up a package of Oreos and ate 6 of them after dinner.
Happy Tummy and fatter thighs for the win!
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
g.hansel photography wrote:
In honor of this thread, I picked up a package of Oreos and ate 6 of them after dinner.
Happy Tummy and fatter thighs for the win! I hear that if you bite into them before you put them in your mouth that all the fat falls out!
*nods*
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Jessyka Ann
Posts: 10660
Hyannis, Massachusetts, US
-Jen- wrote:
My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.
I didnt even get ONE!
I'm so mad!!! I would be angry too 
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Nicole Black
Posts: 5202
Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, US
well...last night I ate an entire pint (is that the normal size?) of Ben & Jerry's.
Mint chocolate chunk. Felt so good going down.
And I out-ate the big guy sitting across from me on the bus. He freaked.
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