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L A F
Posts: 8,324
Davenport, Iowa, US


I love you all.  Seriously, you guys have been awesome and so very supportive.  And you never cease to amaze me with your kindness.  It means the world to me.

Sincerely, Laura Ann.
Apr 23 12 03:13 pm  Link  Quote 
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Jason Haven
Posts: 38,293
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Testicles.
Apr 23 12 03:16 pm  Link  Quote 
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DougBPhoto
Posts: 38,229
Portland, Oregon, US


Oh Shit,

I swear, it wasn't me !!!
Apr 23 12 03:17 pm  Link  Quote 
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K Allende
Posts: 14,172
Columbus, Ohio, US


Ovaries.
Apr 23 12 03:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,653
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Dear Laura Ann:













http://mms.ibsrv.net/images/face.jpg
Apr 23 12 03:21 pm  Link  Quote 
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MMDesign
Posts: 18,647
Louisville, Kentucky, US


I would love you too... if you were closer.


That's a joke.


Seriously.
Apr 23 12 04:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,305
Hayward, California, US


say it with tongue
Apr 23 12 04:48 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lumatic
Posts: 13,750
Brooklyn, New York, US


Pics!
Apr 23 12 04:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17,671
LAKE PEEKSKILL, New York, US


Listen, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!  Thou shalt go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes, you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, you will be captured by Midianite maniacs, you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, and you will be smitten with all-over boils!  I pray thou shalt be taunted by the king's concubines, thou whose name is but dung!  I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye who art a byword for idiocy, and I pray thou shalt become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!  Thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions, and you will crash the king's best-loved chariot, you who are as welcome as a fart in the Queen's bedchamber!
Apr 23 12 04:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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DougBPhoto
Posts: 38,229
Portland, Oregon, US


That's it !!!

I am DONE being awesome and very supportive.


DONE I tell you!!!









wink
Apr 23 12 04:55 pm  Link  Quote 
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MMDesign
Posts: 18,647
Louisville, Kentucky, US


Lawrence Guy wrote:
Listen, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!  Thou shalt go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes, you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, you will be captured by Midianite maniacs, you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, and you will be smitten with all-over boils!  I pray thou shalt be taunted by the king's concubines, thou whose name is but dung!  I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye who art a byword for idiocy, and I pray thou shalt become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!  Thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions, and you will crash the king's best-loved chariot, you who are as welcome as a fart in the Queen's bedchamber!

You need to get laid more than any person I've ever known.

Apr 23 12 05:09 pm  Link  Quote 
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Zebadiah _MI
Posts: 13,377
Ann Arbor, Michigan, US


That doesn't sound like us.  You sure you're posting to the right website?  wink
Apr 23 12 05:14 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17,671
LAKE PEEKSKILL, New York, US


MMDesign wrote:
You need to get laid more than any person I've ever known.

I used an online insult generator!

Of course, I had to use it a whole bunch of times and cut and paste the insults together, but still!

And, yes.  Yes I do.

Apr 23 12 05:16 pm  Link  Quote 
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MMDesign
Posts: 18,647
Louisville, Kentucky, US


Lawrence Guy wrote:

I used an online insult generator!

Of course, I had to use it a whole bunch of times and cut and past the insults together, but still!

And, yes.  Yes I do.

I've been married for 25 years and I picked you out for that honor, you should be proud.  smile

Apr 23 12 05:23 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17,671
LAKE PEEKSKILL, New York, US


MMDesign wrote:

I've been married for 25 years and I picked you out for that honor, you should be proud.  smile

I have only two months left to avoid becoming a 40-year-old virgin.  I'm not that proud.

Apr 23 12 05:24 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,305
Hayward, California, US


Lawrence Guy wrote:

I have only two months left to avoid becoming a 40-year-old virgin.  I'm not that proud.

craigslist casual encounters.

Apr 23 12 05:25 pm  Link  Quote 
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MMDesign
Posts: 18,647
Louisville, Kentucky, US


Lawrence Guy wrote:

I have only two months left to avoid becoming a 40-year-old virgin.  I'm not that proud.

It worked for Steve Carell and seems to be working for Tim Tebow so don't give up the faith.

Apr 23 12 05:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17,671
LAKE PEEKSKILL, New York, US


Damon Banner wrote:

craigslist casual encounters.

My problem is that I actually want to care about the person these days.

It's really not a big deal for me, but the number does annoy me.

Apr 23 12 05:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,305
Hayward, California, US


Lawrence Guy wrote:

My problem is that I actually want to care about the person these days.

It's really not a big deal for me, but the number does annoy me.

I care about all the hookers I have sex with.  Then I want them to leave.

Apr 23 12 05:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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Don A Long
Posts: 2,625
Jacksonville, Florida, US


Damon Banner wrote:

I care about all the hookers I have sex with.  Then I want them to leave.

Isn't your service supposed to be secret?

Apr 23 12 05:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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Bubble77
Posts: 10,706
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada


Damon Banner wrote:

craigslist casual encounters.

Two of my favorite things!

Apr 23 12 06:13 pm  Link  Quote 
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Eclectic Vision
Posts: 8,199
Toledo, Ohio, US


http://mms.ibsrv.net/images/face.jpg
Apr 23 12 06:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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L A F
Posts: 8,324
Davenport, Iowa, US


This turned out awesome...
Apr 23 12 08:41 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael A Broughton
Posts: 1,194
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


wait for it, wait for it. next comes the part where she breaks the bad news that we all need to go get tested for chlamydia. tongue
Apr 23 12 09:10 pm  Link  Quote 
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L A F
Posts: 8,324
Davenport, Iowa, US


Michael A Broughton wrote:
wait for it, wait for it. next comes the part where she breaks the bad news that we all need to go get tested for chlamydia. tongue

Chlamydia?  Shit no.  Herpes?  Maybe.

tongue

Apr 23 12 09:15 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael A Broughton
Posts: 1,194
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


Laura Ann - Fashion wrote:
Herpes?  Maybe.

too late. tongue

Apr 23 12 09:16 pm  Link  Quote 
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L A F
Posts: 8,324
Davenport, Iowa, US


Michael A Broughton wrote:

too late. tongue

The herp:  The gift that keeps on giving

Apr 23 12 09:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael A Broughton
Posts: 1,194
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


i've heard glitter described as the herpes of craft supplies. i prefer to think of herpes as the glitter of stds.
Apr 23 12 09:23 pm  Link  Quote 
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rhus
Posts: 1,823
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US


Michael A Broughton wrote:
i've heard glitter described as the herpes of craft supplies. i prefer to think of herpes as the glitter of stds.

lol

Apr 23 12 11:15 pm  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,530
Martinez, California, US


I love lamp, I love lamp.
Apr 23 12 11:22 pm  Link  Quote 
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23,365
Atlanta, Georgia, US


::cough::
Feb 01 13 01:05 pm  Link  Quote 
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David Weiss
Posts: 7,130
Oshkosh, Wisconsin, US


Herpes?  Ain't them those little green things on her plate? tongue
Feb 01 13 04:51 pm  Link  Quote 
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