I love you all. Seriously, you guys have been awesome and so very supportive. And you never cease to amaze me with your kindness. It means the world to me.
Lawrence Guy
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PUTNAM VALLEY, New York, US
Listen, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be mocked by eunuchs! Thou shalt go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes, you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, you will be captured by Midianite maniacs, you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, and you will be smitten with all-over boils! I pray thou shalt be taunted by the king's concubines, thou whose name is but dung! I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye who art a byword for idiocy, and I pray thou shalt become as popular as a boil on the king's backside! Thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions, and you will crash the king's best-loved chariot, you who are as welcome as a fart in the Queen's bedchamber!
Lawrence Guy wrote: Listen, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be mocked by eunuchs! Thou shalt go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes, you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, you will be captured by Midianite maniacs, you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, and you will be smitten with all-over boils! I pray thou shalt be taunted by the king's concubines, thou whose name is but dung! I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye who art a byword for idiocy, and I pray thou shalt become as popular as a boil on the king's backside! Thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions, and you will crash the king's best-loved chariot, you who are as welcome as a fart in the Queen's bedchamber!
You need to get laid more than any person I've ever known.
Michael A Broughton wrote: wait for it, wait for it. next comes the part where she breaks the bad news that we all need to go get tested for chlamydia.