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Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Brooks Ayola wrote:

Gary K wins the butt hurt award HANDS DOWN!! Spectacular! :-)

I'll go... It looks like fun and I need an excuse to fake rant.

I am rating your website as I don't understand how that and this port are from the same person.

Dec 05 12 12:53 pm Link

Photographer

Coyote Creations NW

Posts: 132

Vancouver, Washington, US

Throw me in the pot if you like. 

Obviously, any ranking is subjective.  I usually stay out of the critique section because most comments are more about a photographer's style and genre than his execution of it.  For example, most explicit nudes do little for me, even if executed well. Makes it impossible to do a fair critique.

Hope you are having fun.  It does seem your comments tell us as much about you as they do about the photographers and models.

Dec 05 12 12:59 pm Link

Photographer

DAN CRUIKSHANK

Posts: 1786

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Vincente Lopez wrote:

Dan looked at your work and I gotta say I am a fan. The ambiance and story telling on some of your photos is good stuff.

Thank you! smile

Dec 05 12 01:01 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

DAN CRUIKSHANK wrote:

Thank you! smile

I am still going to pretend he said that about me.

Dec 05 12 01:02 pm Link

Model

Luna Diosa

Posts: 13242

Elizabeth, New Jersey, US

I think MyrnaByrna is ranked too high (no offense to her) while she has some shots that are great she is not consistent I feel a few models under her are better expression wise IMO


Also Dan K can you be with cookies?? JK lol big_smile

Dec 05 12 01:10 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Cynthia Serrano  wrote:
I think MyrnaByrna is ranked too high (no offense to her) while she has some shots that are great she is not consistent I feel a few models under her are better expression wise IMO


Also Dan K can you be with cookies?? JK lol big_smile

I have to admit I am giving her some age points but i think her expressions are decent. Also for models I am not necessarily rating ports.

Cookies might work. You won't know until you try.

Dec 05 12 01:16 pm Link

Photographer

Vincente Lopez

Posts: 125

Seattle, Washington, US

Dan K Photography wrote:

I am still going to pretend he said that about me.

Dan K. I didn't think The Man need to be told he's the man.

Dec 05 12 01:18 pm Link

Model

Luna Diosa

Posts: 13242

Elizabeth, New Jersey, US

Dan K Photography wrote:

I have to admit I am giving her some age points but i think her expressions are decent. Also for models I am not necessarily rating ports.

Cookies might work. You won't know until you try.

Holy crap I didn't see her age she looks great for being 46!

Let me know what kind! borat

Dec 05 12 01:22 pm Link

Photographer

Brett Fish

Posts: 426

Seattle, Washington, US

Wow!  This is an ambitious project.


https://www.modelmayhem.com/602342

Dec 05 12 01:23 pm Link

Model

Maruschke

Posts: 543

Darfield, Canterbury, New Zealand

Am I really that bad? Awww

Dec 05 12 01:25 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Maruschke wrote:
Am I really that bad? Awww

Your port other then the first 3 pictures is. I think you can do much better though.

Dec 05 12 01:27 pm Link

Model

mariah

Posts: 3

North Royalton, Ohio, US

Dec 05 12 01:30 pm Link

Photographer

Garry k

Posts: 30129

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Mnemosyne Photography wrote:
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Garry k wrote:
True also that a person in my position generally does not get access to top models

Yeah, same here as I live in the anus of the United States. Again, no excuse.

Garry k wrote:

My condolences as to where you live but i think you misintrepreted what I wrote

I live in a model rich city and have taken advantage of that ..Among the models i have done creatives with -  one went on to become a supermodel , another went on to become a Playmate of the Year ( in Italy ) and I am currently in discussions to do a shoot with our reigning Miss Canada Universe ( though I really should have shot with her 7 yrs ago when I first met her ( too many models ...to little time

I have very much appreciated the quailty of models available and interested in shooting with me

Dec 05 12 01:33 pm Link

Photographer

Garry k

Posts: 30129

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Brooks Ayola wrote:

Gary K wins the butt hurt award HANDS DOWN!! Spectacular! :-)

I'll go... It looks like fun and I need an excuse to fake rant.

if you do post a fake rant , what is stopping others from thinking its real and maybe giving you that same award ...HANDS DOWN ?


smile

Dec 05 12 01:39 pm Link

Model

Maruschke

Posts: 543

Darfield, Canterbury, New Zealand

Could you maby tell me what I should remove to make my port look better till I get better shots in a few weeks?

Dec 05 12 01:40 pm Link

Model

Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Garry k wrote:

if you do post a fake rant , what is stopping others from thinking its real and maybe giving you that same award ...HANDS DOWN ?


smile

Because most people perusing about these forums know the both of you and which is more butthurt.

You are definitely the most butthurt.
Really proud of you for having purchased lighting, though, I guess.

Dec 05 12 01:41 pm Link

Photographer

DAN CRUIKSHANK

Posts: 1786

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Dan K Photography wrote:

I am still going to pretend he said that about me.

I'll share the spotlight, I don't mind smile

Dec 05 12 01:45 pm Link

Model

Lauren Sweeney-Fenton

Posts: 502

London, England, United Kingdom

Hello smile

Dec 05 12 01:52 pm Link

Photographer

Aspect By Allanah

Posts: 2110

Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom

me me!

Allanah       https://www.modelmayhem.com/1846257

and my modelling page

Allanah III  https://www.modelmayhem.com/2151427

Dec 05 12 01:53 pm Link

Photographer

Charles Parks

Posts: 179

Newport Beach, California, US

[Private message] to Dan K:


To heck with the dang cookies!! Just tell us/me how much, what currency, and what denomination! :p

[/Private message]

Dec 05 12 02:02 pm Link

Photographer

Brooks Ayola

Posts: 9754

Chatsworth, California, US

Garry k wrote:

if you do post a fake rant , what is stopping others from thinking its real and maybe giving you that same award ...HANDS DOWN ?


smile

Nothing, yet I would welcome the award. I like awards. The only photography related award I've ever received was Best Print in Show at the Ventura County fair in 1982. I was 17

Dec 05 12 02:02 pm Link

Photographer

Brooks Ayola

Posts: 9754

Chatsworth, California, US

Dan K Photography wrote:

I am rating your website as I don't understand how that and this port are from the same person.

I have no idea what you mean by this.. Is it that one has nudes and the other doesn't? Now that I think of it, I'm not even sure which of my three web sites you're judging on. :-)

(rant about ranking to follow)

Dec 05 12 02:04 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher Carter

Posts: 7777

Indianapolis, Indiana, US

Garry k wrote:
My condolences as to where you live but i think you misintrepreted what I wrote

I live in a model rich city and have taken advantage of that ..Among the models i have done creatives with -  one went on to become a supermodel , another went on to become a Playmate of the Year ( in Italy ) and I am currently in discussions to do a shoot with our reigning Miss Canada Universe ( though I really should have shot with her 7 yrs ago when I first met her ( too many models ...to little time

I have very much appreciated the quailty of models available and interested in shooting with me

Yeah, I heard all about the Playmate big_smile

Dec 05 12 02:05 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Brooks Ayola wrote:

I have no idea what you mean by this.. Is it that one has nudes and the other doesn't? Now that I think of it, I'm not even sure which of my three web sites you're judging on. :-)

(rant about ranking to follow)

I ranked this one http://brooksayola.com/ in conjunction with your port.

interestingly now looking at this one I would have ranked you higher if I started here http://ayola.com/

Your ranking would be much lower if it was just your port.

Dec 05 12 02:08 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Charles Parks wrote:
[Private message] to Dan K:


To heck with the dang cookies!! Just tell us/me how much, what currency, and what denomination! :p

[/Private message]

finally!! This thread might work out after all.

Dec 05 12 02:09 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Lohr

Posts: 510

Los Angeles, California, US

Dec 05 12 02:12 pm Link

Photographer

Brooks Ayola

Posts: 9754

Chatsworth, California, US

Dan K Photography wrote:
I ranked this one http://brooksayola.com/ in conjunction with your port.

interestingly now looking at this one I would have ranked you higher if I started here http://ayola.com/

Your ranking would be much lower if it was just your port.

Ha! Oh, you ranked me on the site I use for local commercial clients and product photography? D'oh!

So! Put me higher because I'm about to blow out a full fledged fake rant about being at number 18!!

Dec 05 12 02:31 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Brooks Ayola wrote:

Ha! Oh, you ranked me on the site I use for local commercial clients and product photography? D'oh!

So! Put me higher because I'm about to blow out a full fledged fake rant about being at number 18!!

f no. I want to see the rant.

Dec 05 12 02:34 pm Link

Photographer

Patrick Shipstad

Posts: 4630

Burbank, California, US

Sure.. I'll throw myself into the mix :-)

https://www.modelmayhem.com/74806

Dec 05 12 02:44 pm Link

Photographer

Brooks Ayola

Posts: 9754

Chatsworth, California, US

18th? F'ing 18TH!!??!!??

Well, since my mother has always told me that I'm the best photographer in THE WORLD, I had to look at the "ports" of the people you put ABOVE ME!!!

No surprise there. EVERY SINGLE ONE has girls with their legs spread open (or crossed) for the WHOLE WORLD to see! SO, I guess if you're not a total pervert, then you can't make it above number 18 in your stupid little list!! Is that it?!?!?!?



...aaand scene.


Oh, and if you read my profile, you'll see that you ranking me lower because of my "port" is damn funny.

Dec 05 12 02:45 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Brooks Ayola wrote:
18th? F'ing 18TH!!??!!??

Well, since my mother has always told me that I'm the best photographer in THE WORLD, I had to look at the "ports" of the people you put ABOVE ME!!!

No surprise there. EVERY SINGLE ONE has girls with their legs spread open (or crossed) for the WHOLE WORLD to see! SO, I guess if you're not a total pervert, then you can't make it above number 18 in your stupid little list!! Is that it?!?!?!?



...aaand scene.


Oh, and if you read my profile, you'll see that you ranking me lower because of my "port" is damn funny.

Funny for you. That is why I said it. Makes up for ranking you so low.

Dec 05 12 02:51 pm Link

Model

Jessie Shannon

Posts: 2004

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Damianne wrote:

Because most people perusing about these forums know the both of you and which is more butthurt.

You are definitely the most butthurt.
Really proud of you for having purchased lighting, though, I guess.

It's funny to watch the butthurt smile

Dec 05 12 03:04 pm Link

Model

MickCetera

Posts: 276

Chicago, Illinois, US

Jessie Shannon wrote:

It's funny to watch the butthurt smile

+1

Dec 05 12 03:10 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher Carter

Posts: 7777

Indianapolis, Indiana, US

Jessie Shannon wrote:

It's funny to watch the butthurt smile

YOUR butthurt. Or something, you know, funny.

Dec 05 12 03:11 pm Link

Photographer

Brett Fish

Posts: 426

Seattle, Washington, US

Vincente Lopez wrote:
Dan looked at your work and I gotta say I am a fan. The ambiance and story telling on some of your photos is good stuff.

Dan K Photography wrote:
You are already as high as you will go. Sucking up to me won't help. Paypal transfer on the other hand...

Speaking of which...

...where do you fit in this list?  Are you going to rank yourself?

Dec 05 12 03:34 pm Link

Model

E e v a

Posts: 1724

Nashville, Tennessee, US

I'm game! big_smile


Samantha Emme
https://www.modelmayhem.com/578164

Dec 05 12 03:37 pm Link

Photographer

Photography by Lorenzo

Posts: 20

Seattle, Washington, US

I wanna play. I know I dont have anything on my page, but at least I can get some comments...lol


https://www.modelmayhem.com/2722233

Dec 05 12 03:43 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5581

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

KeithDewey3 wrote:

I knew it was time to clean out my port and had been putting it off.  I cut it down to 1/3 of what was in there a few days ago.
Since you have had a little time to mull it over I would like to know what you think now that some of the trash has been hauled out. 

I would like to know where I stand.   I want to get better and can't do that without knowing where I am today and what needs to be done to improve.

I will try to come up with a good butthurt if you put in there.  Although I am not very good at complaining.

Much better now.

Dec 05 12 03:56 pm Link

Photographer

MacLeod Designs

Posts: 3309

Mooresville, North Carolina, US

thank you, i am in mid 20s, i think the top photogs are all rated very highly but in different markets so it can be hard to specifically rate them in an order, but i think for the most part your list is very accurate... maybe another thing to do would be to section them off on a rating of 10, because i think many of the top ten or even more are all 9.9 to 10 ratings, and you may appear 15th on the list but still be VERY strong in your own areas... might be a great way to add a bit more detail to the list

Dec 05 12 04:21 pm Link

Photographer

KeithD3

Posts: 1493

Saint Joseph, Missouri, US

Dan K Photography wrote:

Much better now.

Thank you Dan.  I can't even fake a butthurt for the ranking you gave me.  I did hurt my back trying to do a back flip though.  Does that count?

My goal now is to move up the ranks.  Neil is probably safe at the top though.

Dec 05 12 06:38 pm Link