Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Wife is PISSED OFF with me.

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

OP - for the next couple of weeks - if she fixes dinner - slip a little to the dog first and watch for symptoms.

OK - for more than the next couple of weeks.

"Already Spoken For Chocolate" is Seribidness.

Aug 24 14 05:15 pm Link

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Cinema Photography

Posts: 4488

Boulder, Colorado, US

I'm glad to hear the cake was, in fact, not a lie

Aug 24 14 05:20 pm Link

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IDiivil

Posts: 4615

Los Angeles, California, US

Aug 24 14 05:22 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Caitin Bre  wrote:
My hubby would have told me that he was doing me a favor thinking about the calories he saved me.
Carrot cake I would be very pissed about though. Yummy.

I do carrot cake.
Now those date squares, I cannot do. sad

Aug 24 14 05:36 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

IDiivil wrote:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5PJddmfesaA/hqdefault.jpg

From this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA

what did I just watch ?

Aug 24 14 05:38 pm Link

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Bob Helm Photography

Posts: 18904

Cherry Hill, New Jersey, US

Your wife needed a reason?
I thought it was the natural state of all wives.

Aug 24 14 06:30 pm Link

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Ralph Easy

Posts: 6426

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

At first I thought, when I read the title, that you might have bought a new camera...

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Aug 24 14 06:49 pm Link

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Justin

Posts: 22389

Fort Collins, Colorado, US

Put ice on the lump.

I'm saying that out of social convention. I'm not feeling sorry for the OP. If I destroyed my wife's expectations and enjoyment, I'd also expect some consequences.

Aug 24 14 08:09 pm Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

scrymettet wrote:

what did I just watch ?

Some bitch in a micro-kini was eating Nicky Cage's cake.

Aug 24 14 08:20 pm Link

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Erin Holmes

Posts: 6583

Albuquerque, New Mexico, US

If my husband did that he'd get about the same. But he knows I am SERIOUS when it comes to cake.

Aug 24 14 08:26 pm Link

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Justin

Posts: 22389

Fort Collins, Colorado, US

Erin Holmes wrote:
If my husband did that he'd get about the same. But he knows I am SERIOUS when it comes to cake.

I'm bemused by the thought that someone would put their desire to eat cake over marital harmony.

Aug 24 14 08:41 pm Link

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BillyPhotography

Posts: 467

Chicago, Illinois, US

cinema photography wrote:
I'm glad to hear the cake was, in fact, not a lie

This cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

Aug 24 14 09:23 pm Link

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L O C U T U S

Posts: 1746

Bangor, Maine, US

you guys are a riot. smile

Aug 26 14 06:19 pm Link

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MMR Creative Services

Posts: 1902

Doylestown, Pennsylvania, US

" DON'T EAT ME! I BELONG TO JESS!"

That's an invite if I ever saw one!

Aug 27 14 04:58 pm Link

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Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

bake a new cake.  Eat all of it minus one slice, which you can give to her.  problem solved

Aug 27 14 05:03 pm Link

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L O C U T U S

Posts: 1746

Bangor, Maine, US

Damon Banner wrote:
bake a new cake.  Eat all of it minus one slice, which you can give to her.  problem solved

I may try this...

Sep 20 14 04:32 pm Link

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Bare Essential Photos

Posts: 3605

Upland, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

No. It's rude to eat someone's food.

They're man and wife.

It's community property ... LOL

Sep 20 14 04:36 pm Link

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Nicole Nu

Posts: 3981

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Reasonable grounds for divorce.

Just sayin'

Sep 20 14 04:51 pm Link

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Amber West

Posts: 299

Dumfries, Scotland, United Kingdom

Erin Holmes wrote:
If my husband did that he'd get about the same. But he knows I am SERIOUS when it comes to cake.

We should ALL be serious when it comes to cake (or brownies)

Sep 21 14 05:34 am Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Erin Holmes wrote:
If my husband did that he'd get about the same. But he knows I am SERIOUS when it comes to cake.

Amber West wrote:
We should ALL be serious when it comes to cake (or brownies)

I can bake brownies too.
and cookies

Sep 21 14 05:55 am Link

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L O C U T U S

Posts: 1746

Bangor, Maine, US

NicoleNudes wrote:
Reasonable grounds for divorce.

Just sayin'

YOU ARE FORBIDDEN, from telling her about that tongue
Don't be giving her any "IDEAS"...
tongue

Sep 21 14 10:47 am Link

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Lohkee

Posts: 14028

Maricopa, Arizona, US

Locutus wrote:
YOU ARE FORBIDDEN, from telling her about that tongue
Don't be giving her any "IDEAS"...
tongue

Dude. You munched a piece of cake that she was obviously looking forward to. I'm sure the thought of dumping your ass has already crossed her mind several times. At this point all you can really do is grovel.

You screwed up. Embrace the grovel. Grovel HARD!

Do you have any bakeries near by? Yes, that was a hint.

Sep 21 14 12:44 pm Link

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D-Light

Posts: 629

Newcastle, Limerick, Ireland

Locutus wrote:
it was gooddddddd big_smile

The cake or being hit with the frying pan or both?

Sep 22 14 11:02 am Link

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D-Light

Posts: 629

Newcastle, Limerick, Ireland

BlueMoonPics wrote:
I guess you've learned your lesson...
Never stand between a woman and her dessert.

Maybe, the lesson is 'get rid of the cast iron frying pan.'

Sep 22 14 11:12 am Link

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Swank Photography

Posts: 19020

Key West, Florida, US

MoRina wrote:
While she had that frying pan in her hands, why didn't you tell her that if she had used it to cook you breakfast, you might have left her the cake?

Not without it probably ending in this:
lol lol lol lol

https://elkgrovefuneralchapel.com/sliderimages/burial%20casket%20grave%20cemetery.jpg

lol lol lol lol

Sep 22 14 11:28 am Link

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Llobet Photography

Posts: 4915

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US

D-Light wrote:

Maybe, the lesson is 'get rid of the cast iron frying pan.'

Getting rid of that weapon won't do us men any good.
Women have all sorts of things at their disposal they can hurt you with.
Dishes, knives, Stiletto heals, your camera equipment... the list goes on. lol

Sep 22 14 03:19 pm Link

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HHSubMission

Posts: 61

Denver, Colorado, US

Bare Essential Photos wrote:

They're man and wife.

It's community property ... LOL

In California, maybe.
Maine ins not a community property state.

If the cake was a gift instead of payment for services, it might be separate property, even in a community property state.

Sep 22 14 03:30 pm Link

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HHSubMission

Posts: 61

Denver, Colorado, US

Locutus wrote:
it was gooddddddd big_smile

D-Light wrote:
The cake or being hit with the frying pan or both?

That is what I was wondering.

Sep 22 14 03:37 pm Link

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Big A-Larger Than Life

Posts: 33451

The Woodlands, Texas, US

MoRina wrote:
While she had that frying pan in her hands, why didn't you tell her that if she had used it to cook you breakfast, you might have left her the cake?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Sep 23 14 01:37 am Link

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R80

Posts: 2660

Marceline, Missouri, US

Let me get this straight.  This entire conversation is all about a wife not letting her husband have a piece?

Sep 25 14 12:14 am Link

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Sleepy Weasel

Posts: 4839

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

That reminds me - I have 6 pieces of cheesecake in my fridge that I haven't even touched yet. It spoils in 3 days. I guess I know what I'm having for breakfast and lunch today...

Sep 25 14 07:47 am Link