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Lawrence Guy

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San Diego Country Estates, California, US

airport tarmac. Man there's a lot of flat, empty space out there.

I had this nagging anxiety about the world becoming overcrowded. It's all gone; there's plenty of room out here.

Oct 27 14 04:46 pm Link

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Model Sarah

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Columbus, Ohio, US

I read somewhere that if you fit the population of the world in apartments like NYC does you could fit everyone in the state of Texas.

That's what I never understood about the logic of Walking Dead. "Um, guys go to Oklahoma, North Dakota, or Montana. The odds of you being in contact with a zombie are like once a year, if that."

Oct 27 14 04:54 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

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Dearborn, Michigan, US

I have driven across several of those states myself.  You're right.

Oct 27 14 05:04 pm Link

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Stephoto Photography

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Amherst, Massachusetts, US

That's the same as Texas. I'm never driving through Texas ever again! Mill never forget that cross country drive... There was so much of nothing! Funny how that works.

Oct 27 14 05:52 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

the only place I had that feeling was through the Mancha,Spain but I was looking out for windmills

Oct 27 14 06:24 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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San Diego Country Estates, California, US

The wind farms were interesting to see, though.

Tomorrow will be Petrified Forest National Park.

Oct 27 14 07:17 pm Link

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- Phil H -

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Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom

Lawrence Guy wrote:
airport tarmac. Man there's a lot of flat, empty space out there.

I had this nagging anxiety about the world becoming overcrowded. It's all gone; there's plenty of room out here.

Sounds like Suffolk/Norfolk in the UK.

Oct 27 14 07:33 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

You drove across Oklahoma...when?  And you didn't let me know you were close...why?  mad

Oct 27 14 07:49 pm Link

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Vintagevista

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Sun City, California, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:
The wind farms were interesting to see, though.

Tomorrow will be Petrified Forest National Park.

Watch out for the cop that is on either side of Holbrook  (east or west side of town)  Faked lying stops - of out of state cars.

The sad thing is that you don't have to break the law - I knew the SOB was there and went past in a california tagged car at 72 MPH in a 75 zone.

Pulled me over - "Do you know why I stopped you"

"No Idea"

"I clocked you at 80 miles per hour"

It's a "lets see if there's anything worth confiscating stop"

Fucking Holbrook..... mad

Oct 27 14 09:37 pm Link

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Robb Mann

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Baltimore, Maryland, US

Model Sarah wrote:
That's what I never understood about the logic of Walking Dead. "Um, guys go to Oklahoma, North Dakota, or Montana. The odds of you being in contact with a zombie are like once a year, if that."

They just approved a spinoff for WD that will be in a different setting with a unique cast of characters. Although the show would be **really boring** if set in North Dakota, you never know.

I've been told that Texas is the worst state to drive through. You can start off the day in Texas, drive all day long, and up up still in Texas.

Oct 28 14 02:53 am Link

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Lohkee

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Maricopa, Arizona, US

- Phil H - wrote:

Sounds like Suffolk/Norfolk in the UK.

ROTFLMFFAO!

Oct 28 14 07:37 am Link

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Model Sarah

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Columbus, Ohio, US

Robb Mann wrote:

They just approved a spinoff for WD that will be in a different setting with a unique cast of characters. Although the show would be **really boring** if set in North Dakota, you never know.

I've been told that Texas is the worst state to drive through. You can start off the day in Texas, drive all day long, and up up still in Texas.

I dunno if I'll watch the spin off.

Yeah, the first time I went to Texas I was hired for a workshop in Big Bend. I basically flew into San Antonio and we drove for 8 hours to Big Bend National Park. That's like 1/4 of Texas and it took 8 hours!

Oct 28 14 07:55 am Link

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Jim Ball

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Frontenac, Kansas, US

The world is both overcrowded and full of vast, empty or sparsely populated spaces at the same time.  The reason being that most of those vast, empty spaces are very inhospitable to us puny humans; Too hot.  To dry.  Too wet.  Too cold. Too little food.  Too little drinking water...  The toos have it. smile  Our Goldilocks zone is not big enough for all 7 billion of us infecting the surface of Earth.

Oct 28 14 12:43 pm Link

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Nicolette

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Houston, Texas, US

DivaEroticus wrote:
You drove across Oklahoma...when?  And you didn't let me know you were close...why?  mad

This.
I'm like 4 hours south of the border between OK/TX.
And you didn't come say hi.... why?!

Oct 28 14 12:56 pm Link

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Nicolette

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Houston, Texas, US

Robb Mann wrote:
They just approved a spinoff for WD that will be in a different setting with a unique cast of characters. Although the show would be **really boring** if set in North Dakota, you never know.

I've been told that Texas is the worst state to drive through. You can start off the day in Texas, drive all day long, and up up still in Texas.

I actually love driving through Texas. Yes, it takes a day to drive clean across, but it's beautiful. It's not all flat like everyone thinks.

This is like 2 hours southwest from where I live, and a lot of the Austin area/Hill Country looks very similar. There's a massive canyon [second largest canyon in the country] 2 hours north of me. Texas is really beautiful.
https://i60.tinypic.com/2aik6ee.jpg

Oct 28 14 12:59 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Nicolette wrote:
I actually love driving through Texas. Yes, it takes a day to drive clean acros...

Never got that Texas was so small

Oct 28 14 01:37 pm Link

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Lohkee

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Maricopa, Arizona, US

scrymettet wrote:
Never got that Texas was so small

That's why I chuckled at our beloved mod Phil. Crap, some of our states are larger than his entire country, to wit: Alaska, Texas, California, Montana, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Colorado, Oregon, Wyoming and Michigan.

Sheeeeeeet. If you sneezed while driving through Suffolk/Norfolk you'd miss the whole thing and never know that it ever really happened. tongue tongue

(Sorry Phil).


** runs and hides **

Oct 28 14 01:50 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Lohkee wrote:

That's why I chuckled at our beloved mod Phil. Crap, some of our states are larger than his entire country, to wit: Alaska, Texas, California, Montana, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Colorado, Oregon, Wyoming and Michigan.

Sheeeeeeet. If you sneezed while driving through Suffolk/Norfolk you'd miss the whole thing and never know that it ever really happened. tongue tongue

(Sorry Phil).


** runs and hides **

I have 5 hours to the West and 14 hours to the East to cross Québec province
Side note if I want to go to the East very end of the province, I have to hop in a ship for a couple of more hours. The road doesn't go there

Oct 28 14 04:04 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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San Diego Country Estates, California, US

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I did not plan stops across the country to visit some of my favorite people. I can only plead the need for speed. I've kept my job in New York and am moving to San Diego. Unfortunately, I've used up all of my paid time off for the year, so this trip is expensive in that it's missed work. I decided to do the trip as fast as I reasonably could, stopping only at Petrified Forest National Park for three hours and Meteor Crater for one hour as my only sightseeing destinations. (Did Petrified Forest today; tomorrow is the crater.)

There were a number of people I would have liked to stop and see, but doing so would have meant zigzagging around the southwest and would have added too much time to the trip. I need to get to San Diego, find a house, and get back on the internet in order to start getting *paid* again.

I do love you peeps, and I regret that I couldn't plan a more leisurely trip. All I can say is that one of the last things my CEO said to me on Friday was "this is a pretty bad time for you to be out of touch." No pressure or anything.

:hugs:

EDIT: I'm writing this from Winslow, AZ. I only have three women on my mind, though.

Oct 28 14 06:42 pm Link

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Erin Holmes

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Albuquerque, New Mexico, US

I drove from New Mexico to Ohio and back, and the most boring stretch was definitely from NM to Oklahoma.

I have a friend from Ohio who just moved to Waco, Texas, and she was shocked to find out that we're about 10 hours apart. States are a lot bigger out here!

Oct 29 14 07:28 am Link

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KungPaoChic

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West Palm Beach, Florida, US

scrymettet wrote:

Never got that Texas was so small

When I drove cross country I felt like we were driving through Texas for at least 2 days of it.

I felt like the OP -- went on forever and ever. flat as hell and no good radio stations.

Was my least favorite part of driving cross country but we were driving for speed not the scenic route.

Oct 29 14 08:24 am Link

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Reflected

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New York, New York, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:
"Driving across Oklahoma is like driving across an...

...Armadillo wrapped in several pages of the New Testament."

And I was so sure that was how this was going to go...  neutral

Oct 29 14 01:02 pm Link

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ethasleftthebuilding

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Key West, Florida, US

Think about the distance from Beaumont, TX to El Paso, TX.

If you try to drive the same number of miles EAST from Beaumont, you will cross LA, MS, AL, FL and hit the Atlantic Ocean before you drive all the miles.

The approx. halfway point between Beaumont, TX and Los Angeles, CA is El Paso, TX.

Oct 29 14 02:00 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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San Diego Country Estates, California, US

Well, I made it to San Diego and managed to avoid seeing all the people I love. I really need to get my head examined. Again.

Oct 29 14 06:08 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

I did the southern cross country twice several years ago. Highway hypnosis is a thing. So much flat empty desert highway.

Oct 29 14 06:44 pm Link