Jellokittie wrote:
Oh, damn!
Panties beat me to it!

but yours has candles!

Kathryn in Wonderland wrote:
those candles are unusually long

as are other parts of me...........

Deacon Blues wrote:

as are other parts of me...........

like what...your incisors?

Jellokittie wrote:
(I remembered my promise!)

thank you sweetie pie!  it's okay, i'll be an attention whore for the day and take all the threads ppl start!

ResoL101 wrote:

like what...your incisors?

I thought he was talking about his toes

ResoL101 wrote:

like what...your incisors?

you see that lump in my sock?

Kathryn in Wonderland wrote:

I thought he was talking about his toes

Deacon Blues wrote:

you see that lump in my sock?

No no no..it's ok...keep your testicles right where they are ok?

ResoL101 wrote:

No no no..it's ok...keep your testicles right where they are ok?

Myles Long wrote:
Where are the other 100 candles?

on the other three cakes. 

Deacon Blues wrote:

what?? I happen to have really long toes....so it was the first thing I thought of

Deacon Blues wrote:

Deac...who is that man in your avatar? and is he still alive?

Kathryn in Wonderland wrote:
what?? I happen to have really long toes....so it was the first thing I thought of

Like how long are we talking?....can you pick up a dime off of the sidewalk while wearing 9 inch heels-long?

ResoL101 wrote:

Like how long are we talking?....can you pick up a dime off of the sidewalk while wearing 9 inch heels-long?

probably. I am prone to picking things up with my toes...and pinching people with them

have you ever had somebody pinch you with their toes? that shit hurts



oh yeah, and....

Kathryn in Wonderland wrote:

probably. I am prone to picking things up with my toes...and pinching people with them

have you ever had somebody pinch you with their toes? that shit hurts



oh yeah, and....

Is your big toe "opposable"?  because you may be onto something ...evolutionally speaking...

ResoL101 wrote:

Deac...who is that man in your avatar? and is he still alive?

i'll tell you at the risk of getting more old fart jokes thrown my way.

it's a long story that i've told here b4, but he's a very good friend of mine.  we graduated from high school together and yes, he's still alive.

he looks so old (he's only 54) for a variety of reasons.  but the most important being that he's been living with a huge burden for about 20 years.  his brother was a wife beater, and Burt (the guy in the image) happened upon his brother beating his wife out in the driveway when burt was going to visit him.  everyone knew that bruce was a wifebeater and nobody aparently cared enough to do anything about it.  on the day in question, burt attempted to pull bruce off of joyce.  bruce had joyce by the throat and was beating her severly about the head and face.  she was not breathing and purple when burt found this scene.  having no way to get bruce off of joyce (bruce was much stronger and bigger), burt grabbed a nearby shovel and swung it at bruce's head, killing him instantly.  burt spent 3 years and mucho thousands of dollars fighting for his freedom.  finally, the case was dismissed and called justifiable homicide.

Kathryn in Wonderland wrote:

what?? I happen to have really long toes....so it was the first thing I thought of

Stuart Photography wrote:
hbd, fellow astrological fish

thanks Stu! 

Newstart Photography wrote:
I was gonna ask where the rest of the candles were, but Myles beat me to it. If I hadn't had to go play bridge...

I couldn't light the damn things...there were so  many of them.

Kathryn in Wonderland wrote:

probably. I am prone to picking things up with my toes...and pinching people with them

have you ever had somebody pinch you with their toes? that shit hurts



oh yeah, and....

thanks K,

Deacon Blues wrote:

i'll tell you at the risk of getting more old fart jokes thrown my way.

it's a long story that i've told here b4, but he's a very good friend of mine.  we graduated from high school together and yes, he's still alive.

he looks so old (he's only 54) for a variety of reasons.  but the most important being that he's been living with a huge burden for about 20 years.  his brother was a wife beater, and Burt (the guy in the image) happened upon his brother beating his wife out in the driveway when burt was going to visit him.  everyone knew that bruce was a wifebeater and nobody aparently cared enough to do anything about it.  on the day in question, burt attempted to pull bruce off of joyce.  bruce had joyce by the throat and was beating her severly about the head and face.  she was not breathing and purple when burt found this scene.  having no way to get bruce off of joyce (bruce was much stronger and bigger), burt grabbed a nearby shovel and swung it at bruce's head, killing him instantly.  burt spent 3 years and mucho thousands of dollars fighting for his freedom.  finally, the case was dismissed and called justifiable homicide.

WOW, AMAZING story....any chance I could meet him?

Deacon Blues wrote:

Deacon Blues wrote:

ResoL101 wrote:

WOW, AMAZING story....any chance I could meet him?

well i hope that the rv terror tour takes us to my home town (freeport, maine).  he's there.  i see him everytime i go up.

ResoL101 wrote:
here's my GF toes for ya Deac...


Blow on those awhile.

lord, what beautiful feet.

killer shot, btw!!!!

Kathryn in Wonderland wrote:

my toes would probably make you rethink that fetish

there's no point in a statement like that w/o pictures.

Deacon Blues wrote:

i'll tell you at the risk of getting more old fart jokes thrown my way.

it's a long story that i've told here b4, but he's a very good friend of mine.  we graduated from high school together and yes, he's still alive.

he looks so old (he's only 54) for a variety of reasons.  but the most important being that he's been living with a huge burden for about 20 years.  his brother was a wife beater, and Burt (the guy in the image) happened upon his brother beating his wife out in the driveway when burt was going to visit him.  everyone knew that bruce was a wifebeater and nobody aparently cared enough to do anything about it.  on the day in question, burt attempted to pull bruce off of joyce.  bruce had joyce by the throat and was beating her severly about the head and face.  she was not breathing and purple when burt found this scene.  having no way to get bruce off of joyce (bruce was much stronger and bigger), burt grabbed a nearby shovel and swung it at bruce's head, killing him instantly.  burt spent 3 years and mucho thousands of dollars fighting for his freedom.  finally, the case was dismissed and called justifiable homicide.

holy poop! thats a pretty amazing story
I always wondered about that guy. what happened to joyce....the wife?

Kathryn in Wonderland wrote:

holy poop! thats a pretty amazing story
I always wondered about that guy. what happened to joyce....the wife?

she survived that beating.  she never mourned the loss of the abuser and has married a great guy.  they're living in northern maine with 4 kids, happy as larks. 

Deacon Blues wrote:

well i hope that the rv terror tour takes us to my home town (freeport, maine).  he's there.  i see him everytime i go up.

We'll make it happen...I promise.

Deacon Blues wrote:

i'll tell you at the risk of getting more old fart jokes thrown my way.

it's a long story that i've told here b4, but he's a very good friend of mine.  we graduated from high school together and yes, he's still alive.

he looks so old (he's only 54) for a variety of reasons.  but the most important being that he's been living with a huge burden for about 20 years.  his brother was a wife beater, and Burt (the guy in the image) happened upon his brother beating his wife out in the driveway when burt was going to visit him.  everyone knew that bruce was a wifebeater and nobody aparently cared enough to do anything about it.  on the day in question, burt attempted to pull bruce off of joyce.  bruce had joyce by the throat and was beating her severly about the head and face.  she was not breathing and purple when burt found this scene.  having no way to get bruce off of joyce (bruce was much stronger and bigger), burt grabbed a nearby shovel and swung it at bruce's head, killing him instantly.  burt spent 3 years and mucho thousands of dollars fighting for his freedom.  finally, the case was dismissed and called justifiable homicide.

Reminds me of "Fried Green Tomatoes"

ResoL101 wrote:

We'll make it happen...I promise.

you'll absolutely love burt.  through it all, he still has a sense of humor.  but i can still see the pain in his eyes all the time.  when i popped that shot it was all there.  when i got it off the cf card and looked at it, i broke down and cried for a long time.  i only snapped one, and what you see is unedited.

ResoL101 wrote:
Deac...edit your post so that the frames go back to a normal size...(gf's toe pic)

gotcha