-ASYLUM- wrote:
Phil!

YOU FUCKER!



I totally have to make that account now.

What account?

Amish photography wrote:
I'm still just a prospect!?!

Count yourself lucky. I've been trying to get on the list from three pages back, but I can't compete with the dancing strippers.

Newstart Photography wrote:

Count yourself lucky. I've been trying to get on the list from three or four pages back, but I can't compete with the dancing strippers.

Oooops, missed ya amongst all the bewbz              *rectifies*

- Phil H - wrote:

Oooops, missed ya amongst all the bewbz              *rectifies*

They do kinda smother things, don't they? Hey, I ain't complain' mind ya.

Newstart Photography wrote:

Count yourself lucky. I've been trying to get on the list from three pages back, but I can't compete with the dancing strippers.

Non Toxic Photography wrote:

What, is there a poll running now?!

Can you work the pole??
Have you pole danced?

Photo- op wrote:

Can you work the pole??
Have you pole danced?

We are assuming so, she volunteered to be one of the official strippers

- Phil H - wrote:

We are assuming so, she volunteered to be one of the official strippers

most of todays stripers can't climb the pole
This isn't the 80's you know
they got lazy

Newstart Photography wrote:

from memory? Right on.

And what - 38 year old memory at that???  Now if I could just remember where I put my keys an hour ago....

Photo- op wrote:

most of todays stripers can't climb the pole
This isn't the 80's you know
they got lazy

Stripers actually have no limbs - just fins - so pole climbing is pretty much impossible...

**ducks and runs**

Photo- op wrote:

most of todays stripers can't climb the pole
This isn't the 80's you know
they got lazy

LMAO

Photo- op wrote:
most of todays stripers can't climb the pole
This isn't the 80's you know
they got lazy

Portfolio Plus wrote:
LMAO

ok, so we get Pantera to tutor them

JayBC wrote:

Stripers actually have no limbs - just fins - so pole climbing is pretty much impossible...

**ducks and runs**

I shoulda checked to see if I needed a P

Portfolio Plus wrote:

LMAO

I'm not kidding
They get on the stage swish the butt a few times and come down for money.
I'm sitting there like .... umm your shittin me right ???
Then the thick russian accent asking, "You want lap dance?"
you bore the shit out of me here,and you want me to pay $20 so you can bore me in another room?

Photo- op wrote:
I'm not kidding
They get on the stage swish the butt a few times and come down for money.
I'm sitting there like .... umm your shittin me right ???
Then the thick russian accent asking, "You want lap dance?"
you bore the shit out of me here,and you want me to pay $20 so you can bore me in another room?

Gotta love a man of principles, standards should not be allowed to slip, specially titty bar standards

- Phil H - wrote:

Gotta love a man of principles, standards should not be allowed to slip, specially titty bar standards

Phil... we should sleep dood... its like 5.30am....

Stacey Valli wrote:

Phil... we should sleep dood... its like 5.30am....

Pussy

Photo- op wrote:

I'm not kidding
They get on the stage swish the butt a few times and come down for money.
I'm sitting there like .... umm your shittin me right ???
Then the thick russian accent asking, "You want lap dance?"
you bore the shit out of me here,and you want me to pay $20 so you can bore me in another room?

when I moved to Houston in 1989, a lap dance was $20.  It is still $20.  What, no inflation adjustment for dancers?

Portfolio Plus wrote:

Pussy

you rang?

JayBC wrote:

And what - 38 year old memory at that???  Now if I could just remember where I put my keys an hour ago....

I joined scouts at 11 years old in 1945, so it's been a while for me, too. But I had two sons go to Eagle when I was an adult leader. So my last involvement was much later than my own scouting days. (I'm a girl scout now, and there are no age limitations on that.)

Newstart Photography wrote:

I joined scouts at 11 years old in 1945, so it's been a while for me, too. But I had two sons go to Eagle when I was an adult leader. So my last involvement was much later than my own scouting days. (I'm a girl scout now, and there are no age limitations on that.)

do you wear a skirt? and are there pics?

Stacey Valli wrote:

do you wear a skirt? and are there pics?

If I want to infiltrate I might. But no panties, thank you very much. Er, knickers. Forgot who I was talking to. Sorry.

JayBC wrote:
when I moved to Houston in 1989, a lap dance was $20.  It is still $20.  What, no inflation adjustment for dancers?

So... keep the price the same and let the quality go to hell?


has a lap dance ever been worth $20??

Stacey Valli wrote:

you rang?

Sorry, I thought you were gone, I'd never be mean to your face.

Portfolio Plus wrote:

Sorry, I thought you were gone, I'd never be mean to your face.

You would if you thought you could get away with it.

Portfolio Plus wrote:

Sorry, I thought you were gone, I'd never be mean to your face.

mwahaha too much entertainment on here tonight... i should really go though...

Newstart Photography wrote:

You would if you thought you could get away with it.

he totally would.. *spanks*

dirty boy!!!

Photo- op wrote:

So... keep the price the same and let the quality go to hell?


has a lap dance ever been worth $20??

now that you mention it, the quality has gone way down - but that might be me - back then I was young and naive - any nekkid girl touching me would send me into orbit

Stacey Valli wrote:

he totally would.. *spanks*

dirty boy!!!

When are you gonna break for breakfast?

Newstart Photography wrote:

When are you gonna break for breakfast?

blah i defo jefo go sleep for a few hours now...

*smooches* night everyone!! xx

JayBC wrote:

now that you mention it, the quality has gone way down - but that might be me - back then I was young and naive - any nekkid girl touching me would send me into orbit

True...
... damn am I just too old to enjoy strippers??

Maybe I've known too many personally and the magic is gone.

Maybe it is the my work that killed the thrill of near naked women frolicking.


Oh hell.

Stacey Valli wrote:

Phil... we should sleep dood... its like 5.30am....

Actually, it's 6.30am

sofija wrote:
Pffffffffffffffftttttt.

O'rly?

Photo- op wrote:

True...
... damn am I just too old to enjoy strippers??

Maybe I've known too many personally and the magic is gone.

Maybe it is the my work that killed the thrill of near naked women frolicking.


Oh hell.

This, if true, borders close to tragic

Photo- op wrote:

O'rly?

Srsly.

sofija wrote:

Srsly.

You gonna bring back the magic?

Photo- op wrote:

Can you work the pole??
Have you pole danced?

Was my first job out of high school.

Photo- op wrote:

most of todays stripers can't climb the pole
This isn't the 80's you know
they got lazy

Oh you have no idea

Non Toxic Photography wrote:

Oh you have no idea

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