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Chaperone carrying a machine gun. What to do?
Yeah, I know, ANOTHER chaperone thread. So, what should I do with a chaperone who is wearing a skull-and-crossbones head scarf, a full Fu Manchu mustache, and is carrying a real Thompson submachine gun? I wasn't about to tell him to get out of the picture!  Feb 10 06 05:00 am Link Id Say, not worth the hassle and RUN !!!!!! Feb 10 06 05:02 am Link Yeah, but Mindy is really hot, and I not sure the Thompson was REALLY loaded! Feb 10 06 05:06 am Link tell him there is a role for him in Chicago on Valentine's day??? Feb 10 06 06:40 am Link As long as he's friendly, don't worry about it. Feb 10 06 06:55 am Link Duck & Run ... Feb 10 06 06:55 am Link Lens N Light wrote: OMG, and my real name is Bugs Malone. I'm in REAL trouble! Feb 10 06 07:25 am Link Mark Anderson wrote: Oops! This is the right reply. Feb 10 06 07:26 am Link ...just another reason to hate escorts. Feb 10 06 07:29 am Link I would get my own Silenced Sub-machinegun that has twice the cyclic rate of the Thompson and order him to drop the gun and to leave the shoot. But that's just me! :-) Malodave Feb 10 06 07:33 am Link Move on - look for a model whose chaperone doesn't have puerile issues. Feb 10 06 07:41 am Link ask him to check it at the door... Feb 10 06 07:42 am Link His name wasn't Frank Castle, was it?  Now, had his daughter been there... That would be a hot shoot.  Feb 10 06 07:44 am Link Frank Castle had a daughter? Feb 10 06 07:49 am Link Universal Beauty wrote: Shower him with lots and lots of compliments?? Feb 10 06 07:55 am Link Grew up in Cook County, Ill. It's Buggsie if you want to have a slice of tomorrow. Feb 10 06 07:56 am Link How hot is the model? Feb 10 06 08:02 am Link Dave Mullins wrote: Hey, good idea! His vintage Thompson is worth $15,000 today! Feb 10 06 08:09 am Link I`d clear and check the weapon and say thanks for bringing a prop, now go sit down and be seen and not heard........ Feb 10 06 08:10 am Link Jeff Marsh wrote: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! Good thing my name is "Bugs" and not "Buggsie." Whew, I was worried for a while! Feb 10 06 08:11 am Link "Shoot" first and ask questions later? Feb 10 06 08:13 am Link DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote: Yup, Cossandra Castle, daughter of Frank Castle and Elektra Natchios. Feb 10 06 08:13 am Link Monsante Bey wrote: Huh??? Must be a generation gap here. Feb 10 06 08:16 am Link Universal Beauty wrote: lol, yup. Feb 10 06 08:26 am Link Lock, load, FIRE IN THE HOLE! Feb 10 06 08:37 am Link Universal Beauty wrote: Clearly this guy either has serious "trapped in a time warp" type issues, or he wanted his picture taken too. *lol* Maybe he's jealous of ol' girl's hotness! Feb 10 06 08:41 am Link Jayne Jones wrote: YOU try telling him that! Feb 10 06 08:44 am Link Universal Beauty wrote: Tell him if he wants candy to come back on October 31. Or, hand him a casting agent business card... Feb 10 06 08:48 am Link Universal Beauty wrote: LMAO!! WHAT?? Geez! Is she some sheik's daughter?? I didn't know it was legal anywhere to walk around with a machine gun! Feb 10 06 08:52 am Link What if the model shows up with a matched set of 9mm's and burns down your building?  Feb 10 06 08:58 am Link Ask him if he is going to shoot his model too?! P.S. Try to use word "photoshoot" next time you talk to this model Feb 10 06 09:06 am Link Doug Jantz wrote: Walking around with a machine gun would get you in BIG trouble in a BIG hurry, but it is legal to own and fire them, as long as you have the paperwork. It is also imperative to have them under you care, custody, and control at all times! I have fired that very Thompson and so have some models--see photo of "L.A." firing a burst on full auto. Feb 10 06 09:06 am Link Has it occured to anyone that Bob is pulling everyone's leg with a clever post designed to make people look at his port? Very nice work by the way. Some very good glamour work. Feb 10 06 09:09 am Link Universal Beauty wrote: OMG, I can't believe this. What kind of fashion fauxpau idiot wears a skull-and-cross bone head scarf with a full Fu Manchu to a photo shoot? Feb 10 06 09:11 am Link Stephen Bodi wrote: Oh no!! I've been exposed!!! Feb 10 06 09:12 am Link I would grab it from him and use it as a prop. I doubt he would dare use it on me. Feb 10 06 09:13 am Link Bill Tracy wrote: Graveyards are full of people with such doubts Feb 10 06 09:16 am Link Stephen Bodi wrote: Then you need to call Nick Fury, because your cover is blown. Feb 10 06 09:17 am Link Universal Beauty wrote: Your welcome, Now I will have to start the "Model's who show up with with matched beretta 9mm's and burns down your building thread" Feb 10 06 09:18 am Link Hell, work him into the shoot - it normally costs big bucks to rent a character like that. If he came to the shoot (no pun) on a low rider hawg, that would have made for even better photos. Sometimes you just have to set aside your shoot list and wing it. But you knew that. ;-) Feb 10 06 09:18 am Link |
