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Red Tack Arts

Posts: 65

Washington, District of Columbia, US

I was just corrected by a colleague.  Apparently God... is a Painter.  Gotta go its no on like Donkey Kong in My office

Mar 02 06 02:52 pm Link

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Kevin Connery

Posts: 17824

El Segundo, California, US

Dean Solo wrote:
Does GOD shoot with a Cannon or a Nikon

No.

Mar 02 06 02:53 pm Link

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Jay Bowman

Posts: 6511

Los Angeles, California, US

God can use either Canon or Nikon, but She always uses film. 

Digital is from the devil...

Mar 02 06 04:21 pm Link

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James Rapp

Posts: 92

Carlsbad, California, US

God uses lightning.

Mar 03 06 01:50 am Link

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ART KETCHUM

Posts: 14

Oceanside, California, US

Maybe GOD is a figment of man's imagination. What do you think Moses, Jesus, Muhammed or Budda would use.

Mar 03 06 01:54 am Link

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Craig A McKenzie

Posts: 1767

Marine City, Michigan, US

"God doesn't shoot... he's a "measurbator"."  Wrong!!!!

God is more of an "Artist: Top Level 7"
and to end all discusion, its know as cannon (law) to shoot Canon

Mar 03 06 10:39 am Link

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ClassicHorror

Posts: 4144

Spartanburg, South Carolina, US

God shoots with a Pentax!!!

He leaves Canon and Nikon to lesser beings.

Mar 03 06 10:42 am Link

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Douglas Sonders

Posts: 26

New York, New York, US

neither, he shoots with a Canon though.

Mar 03 06 10:44 am Link

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Jon S Chen

Posts: 413

Irvine, California, US

i saw god shooting with a d200

Mar 03 06 07:22 pm Link

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JM Dean

Posts: 8931

Cary, North Carolina, US

Brandon Ching wrote:
Last I heard, he was shooting Mamiya..

He dropped Mamiya a year ago after they announced the ZD in 2004 and still haven’t released it. Traded all his Mamiya gear for a Hasselblad H2D.

Mar 03 06 07:32 pm Link

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Steven Bigler

Posts: 1007

Schenectady, New York, US

I SHOOT WITH A PENTAX 67

Mar 03 06 08:18 pm Link

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D. Brian Nelson

Posts: 5477

Rapid City, South Dakota, US

...but God shoots this:

https://www.rtpnet.org/robroy/lawrence/Thumbs/mammoth-camera.jpg

And He doesn't have to meter.

And...handholds it.

-D

Mar 03 06 09:13 pm Link

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Christopher Wright

Posts: 11854

Lansing, Michigan, US

Come on people. God uses one of those single use Kodak cameras.

Mar 03 06 09:17 pm Link

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lll

Posts: 12295

Seattle, Washington, US

Do(es) God(dess)(es) calibrate his/her/their monitor(s)?

So if he/she/they make nekkid pictures (afterall, he/she/they  make the nekkid bodies), does it make him/her/them GWC (God With Cameras)?

Mar 03 06 09:25 pm Link

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STUDIOMONA PHOTOGRAPHY

Posts: 33697

Avon, Minnesota, US

Neither, he shoots with the blink of an eye smile

Mar 03 06 09:29 pm Link

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Halcyon 7174 NYC

Posts: 20109

New York, New York, US

Classichorror wrote:
God shoots with a Pentax!!!

He leaves Canon and Nikon to lesser beings.

Exactly.

Mar 04 06 12:21 am Link

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Tim Baker-fotoPerfecta

Posts: 9877

Portland, Oregon, US

Dean Solo wrote:
You know, the ALMIGHTY!

Bruce?

Mar 04 06 12:29 am Link

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Tim Baker-fotoPerfecta

Posts: 9877

Portland, Oregon, US

Dean Solo wrote:
Shhhh!!!! Truthfully God created the Sun and the Stars and the Moon so he could photograph them using his Nikon d200. And yes, for you prudent models out there.....Adam and Eve were simulating nudity.

Uh huh, but those dinosaurs A and E rode to church on on Sunday were nude!

Mar 04 06 12:31 am Link

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Tim Baker-fotoPerfecta

Posts: 9877

Portland, Oregon, US

Brandon Luna wrote:
I saw Jesus at my church yesterday while I was at Lint Mass. He was using Canon 20D with 2.8f 70-200mm lens.

Sounds more like you saw the Devil.

Mar 04 06 12:32 am Link

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64318

Posts: 1638

San Anselmo, California, US

God cant use a camera .....He is DEAD (Nietzsche)

Mar 04 06 06:48 pm Link

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JTP_Digital

Posts: 89

Vientiane, Viangchan Prefecture, Laos

Thank God I'm an atheist!!

Mar 05 06 04:50 pm Link

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Alexander Yerks

Posts: 7

New York, New York, US

He uses a Kodak Brownie.

Mar 06 06 07:19 am Link

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David Johnson

Posts: 286

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

I just want to hear peoples opinions on this topics. I personally use Nikon for the fact Nikon is the most consistant. Nikon makes the same lens mount for all there cameras and the CMOS chip stays consistant with all their Digital cameras. Canon on the other hand changes there lens mounts all the time and from digital camera to digital camera, their CMOS chip changes. Canon has a bunch of Engineers that develop their cameras, whereas Nikon has engineers develop the technology and Professional Photographers design the layout and body, the they put the two together. I personally lost respect for Canon when they released the Digital Rebel. It looked like a Tonka Toy. I laughed when I saw so called Professional Photographers using that camera. What are you thoughts????

Apr 01 06 11:40 am Link

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g2-new photographics

Posts: 2048

Boston, Massachusetts, US

A camera is just a tool.

So. For god's sake, you guys - let it go.

Apr 01 06 11:42 am Link

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David Johnson

Posts: 286

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

pw-gii photographics wrote:
A camera is just a tool.

So. For god's sake, you guys - let it go.

Yeah, but one camera is better than the other!!!

Apr 01 06 11:46 am Link

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BTHPhoto

Posts: 6985

Fairbanks, Alaska, US

D. Brian Nelson wrote:
...but God shoots this:

https://www.rtpnet.org/robroy/lawrence/Thumbs/mammoth-camera.jpg

And He doesn't have to meter.

And...handholds it.

-D

Damnit, I was just searching for that picture!

Apr 01 06 11:54 am Link

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Bryan Benoit

Posts: 2106

Miami, Florida, US

David Johnson wrote:
I just want to hear peoples opinions on this topics. I personally use Nikon for the fact Nikon is the most consistant. Nikon makes the same lens mount for all there cameras and the CMOS chip stays consistant with all their Digital cameras. Canon on the other hand changes there lens mounts all the time and from digital camera to digital camera, their CMOS chip changes. Canon has a bunch of Engineers that develop their cameras, whereas Nikon has engineers develop the technology and Professional Photographers design the layout and body, the they put the two together. I personally lost respect for Canon when they released the Digital Rebel. It looked like a Tonka Toy. I laughed when I saw so called Professional Photographers using that camera. What are you thoughts????

This is the 3rd topic that I have seen you with the exact same post. Give it a rest - specially since you have so many 'facts' wrong.

I propose you stop worrying about what camera you are using and spend more time on getting good results with whatever tool you have.

Apr 01 06 02:42 pm Link

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JenniferMaria

Posts: 1780

Miami Beach, Florida, US

She doesn't need a stinking camera. She just messes around with lighting to confuse outdoor photographers and laughs at the indoor photographers who try to play god in the studio.

"Let there be light!"

Apr 01 06 02:47 pm Link

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g2-new photographics

Posts: 2048

Boston, Massachusetts, US

David Johnson wrote:

Yeah, but one camera is better than the other!!!

Perhaps, but anyone who considers himself or herself a good photographer should be able to get the job done (and probably indistinguishably) with any of the top-of-the-line cameras.

Apr 01 06 02:53 pm Link

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IABN

Posts: 394

Brooklyn, New York, US

I always hear stuff about the Canons of the Church...

Apr 01 06 02:53 pm Link

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Bryan Benoit

Posts: 2106

Miami, Florida, US

JenniferMaria wrote:
She doesn't need a stinking camera. She just messes around with lighting to confuse outdoor photographers and laughs at the indoor photographers who try to play god in the studio.

"Let there be light!"

and all this time I was thinking that it was my fault when  i took terrible studio shots

Apr 01 06 02:54 pm Link

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JenniferMaria

Posts: 1780

Miami Beach, Florida, US

Bryan Benoit wrote:
and all this time I was thinking that it was my fault when  i took terrible studio shots

I know it's my fault when I do the same, but yeah, I try to play god. It feels so good to light stuff. Until hurricane season comes and we have no power. Then time to pull out the flashlights. wink

Apr 01 06 04:11 pm Link

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IABN

Posts: 394

Brooklyn, New York, US

Are we going to get to the point where we say that Photography is the Essence of Spirituality and the camera you use is just the Religion you belong to?

Apr 01 06 06:11 pm Link

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Marcus J. Ranum

Posts: 3247

MORRISDALE, Pennsylvania, US

I'm sure he shoots with a Leica.

mjr.

Apr 01 06 06:17 pm Link

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Stephen Dawson

Posts: 29259

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

God has been busy and away at other galaxies in the universe. Creating the conditions for life to evolve elsewhere.

He does not yet know that we have figured out photography.

Apr 01 06 06:24 pm Link

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Stephen Dawson

Posts: 29259

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

mphot wrote:
God cant use a camera .....He is DEAD (Nietzsche)

He lives in peoples dreams.

Apr 01 06 06:26 pm Link

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michaelrowe photography

Posts: 147

Los Angeles, California, US

Let it be known my deciples... I SHOOT WITH CANON.  BLESS YOU.

Apr 01 06 06:31 pm Link

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Rp-photo

Posts: 42711

Houston, Texas, US

I say thank God for the Nikon / Canon rivalry that benefits us all!

Apr 01 06 06:33 pm Link

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HungryEye

Posts: 2281

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

D. Brian Nelson wrote:
...but God shoots this:

https://www.rtpnet.org/robroy/lawrence/Thumbs/mammoth-camera.jpg

And He doesn't have to meter.

And...handholds it.

-D

I was going to suggest a Kodak Instamatic 134, or perhaps a Brownie but then I saw this. Now I have faith that Mr. Nelson is on the right track.

And he hand holds it at slow shutter speeds...

Apr 01 06 06:36 pm Link

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monochrome_sf

Posts: 43

Woodland Hills, California, US

Bryan Benoit wrote:

This is the 3rd topic that I have seen you with the exact same post. Give it a rest - specially since you have so many 'facts' wrong.

I propose you stop worrying about what camera you are using and spend more time on getting good results with whatever tool you have.

AMEN!!!!!

Apr 01 06 07:18 pm Link